Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Cotty]

This seems like the most appropriate place for this.

'Who is David Cameron?'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Wh...

[onyx39]

uncle tez said:

Also watched a Mark Walberg war film based on a true story. The wife was very suprised and dissapointed at the end when he was the only guy left. The film was called Lone Survivor.

[mightymouse]

Cotty said:

This seems like the most appropriate place for this.

'Who is David Cameron?'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Wh...

And this is the "younger" generation with a so called education but also has yet to breed

[Cotty]

uncle tez said:

Also watched a Mark Walberg war film based on a true story. The wife was very suprised and dissapointed at the end when he was the only guy left. The film was called Lone Survivor.

God don't watch Titanic with her, she will be gutted when the boat sinks

[RobinBanks]

One I liked was some BBC interviewers walking around Croydon (I think - it was a while ago when he became Labour Party leader) asking people what they thought of Ed Miliband.
They got to one girl and asked.
She replied "Who's that?"
"He's hoping to be the next Prime Minister."
"Of Croydon?"

[Pieman68]

mightymouse said:

And this is the "younger" generation with a so called education but also has yet to breed

She's already bred!

I once worked with a girl who asked us who won the 2nd world war. When my boss expressed his incredulity she simply said she had no interest in history at school but she could give a fantastic blowjob

[CanAm]

Pieman68 said:

She's already bred!

I once worked with a girl who asked us who won the 2nd world war. When my boss expressed his incredulity she simply said she had no interest in history at school but she could give a fantastic blowjob

Well, after all, history is just one fg thing after another.

[matchmaker]

mightymouse said:

Cotty said:

This seems like the most appropriate place for this.

'Who is David Cameron?'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Wh...

And this is the "younger" generation with a so called education but also has yet to breed

Daily Heil said:

But Miss Boon, who worked as a customer advisor at an insurance company prior to going on maternity leave

That explains a lot!

[DeuxCentCinq]

Pieman68 said:

mightymouse said:

And this is the "younger" generation with a so called education but also has yet to breed

She's already bred!

I once worked with a girl who asked us who won the 2nd world war. When my boss expressed his incredulity she simply said she had no interest in history at school but she could give a fantastic blowjob

To which you said, "I don't believe you", I hope?

[irocfan]

matchmaker said:

mightymouse said:

Cotty said:

This seems like the most appropriate place for this.

'Who is David Cameron?'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3087419/Wh...

And this is the "younger" generation with a so called education but also has yet to breed

Daily Heil said:

But Miss Boon, who worked as a customer advisor at an insurance company prior to going on maternity leave

That explains a lot!

makes you wonder how she even got employed to begin with. Her 'excuse' seems to be the cry of a certain type of person "...it's not my fault, they didn't teach us about this at school..." Seriously there should be a 'punching the computer' smilie

[illmonkey]

irocfan said:

makes you wonder how she even got employed to begin with. Her 'excuse' seems to be the cry of a certain type of person "...it's not my fault, they didn't teach us about this at school..." Seriously there should be a 'punching the computer' smilie

Close enough...

[matchmaker]

Last night. Talking about my dad's watch which I'd put in for a service.
Me: It was a long service award for working from 1930-1955
Her: Long time.
Me: Yes, interrupted by World War 2.
(pause)
Me: He wore it every day.
Her: Even during the war?
Me: Did you really say that?
(pause)
Her: Oh..

I'd better add that she is an intelligent 48 year old!

[thismonkeyhere]

RadoVR6 said:

The office junior who is 19:

Poland is in America.

Wales is the capital of Scotland.

More to follow!

Yesterday, from a colleague:

'Where is South Africa? What country is it in?'

[Hooli]

thismonkeyhere said:

RadoVR6 said:

The office junior who is 19:

Poland is in America.

Wales is the capital of Scotland.

More to follow!

Yesterday, from a colleague:

'Where is South Africa? What country is it in?'

Recently I found myself explaining where Greece & Italy are to a couple of dozy bints we have in the secretaries office.

[Fitz666]

Just before the election Jim Murphy was in Glasgow with Eddie Izzard. Quick glance at the telly and my better half said "Dear God his wife is ugly" I told her who it was and she said "In Glasgow? With Lippy? Fanny".

Sums it up nicely I thought.

[Issi]

Bill Bryson, the author, tells a tale of when he called his local travel agent to book a trip to Belgium.

The receptionist put him on hold and a couple of minutes later asked 'Is that the Brussels in Belgium, Mr Bryson?'

[Issi]

Two tiny villages in both Canada and the USA called Brussels.

I really doubt that a travel agent in Leeds would immediately think 'Now did he mean Brussels the capital of Belgium or Brussels in Wisconsin.Pop 1112'

[SlackBladder]

Issi said:

Bill Bryson, the author, tells a tale of when he called his local travel agent to book a trip to Belgium.

The receptionist put him on hold and a couple of minutes later asked 'Is that the Brussels in Belgium, Mr Bryson?'

Not sure I get this, if he asked for a trip to Belgium then it's not a small country. Maybe he wanted to go to Spa to see the Grand Prix but the receptionist asked if he wanted to go to the capital city.

[onyx39]

The Mrs has to make a Skype call to an recruitment consultant today, so last night I set up Skype on her iPhone.
I then thought about it, and decided I would set it up on the iPad (she is forever letting her iPhone run out of charge, and figured better to have two devices available).
When I showed her that she was set up on the Ipad too, she said "I'm not using the iPad, the screen is bigger, I will be bigger on his screen!"

erm......

[Issi]

My fault, I should have explained it better -

He actually said 'I'd like to book a flight to Brussels' not just to any destination in Belgium, and the travel agent asked 'is that the Brussels in Belgium?'