Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
When I got up yesterday (Sunday) morning she'd already gone out. When I turned my phone on there was a text 'What day is it?'
Risking accusations of sarcasm I replied 'Sunday'. A while later she replied 'Correct'.
When she got home she said she'd been to work. She wondered why the roads were so quiet and there was a church service on the radio instead of the news. It all fell into place when she got to work, 7 miles away, no one else was there and it was all locked up!
Risking accusations of sarcasm I replied 'Sunday'. A while later she replied 'Correct'.
When she got home she said she'd been to work. She wondered why the roads were so quiet and there was a church service on the radio instead of the news. It all fell into place when she got to work, 7 miles away, no one else was there and it was all locked up!
So I'm laying on the bed with my laptop on my knees, and she decides to put icy cold hands on my back the moment I take my hands of the keyboard. This makes me jump right out of my skin and the laptop crashes to the floor and the screen is now broken. But this is apparently my fault...
I don't jump easily, but that really didn't feel right haha.
I don't jump easily, but that really didn't feel right haha.
RammyMP said:
How long in the Le Man 24 hour race?
Talking to m-i-l:Her: So what's this race you want to watch then?
Me: The Le Mans 24 hour race. Started at 2pm this afternoon. Need to get home before twilight to watch the best bit as it gets dark.
Her: So they race in the dark then?
Me: Yes, it's a 24 hour race. There a few bits of the track that are lit up, but they rely mostly on the lights on the cars.
Her: Right, so when will you be back to pick up [wife] & [son]
Me: Tomorrow, after the race finishes.
Her: When's that?
Me: 2pm.
Her: I thought that was when it started....
It was like a sketch.
Mrs.T66 will not be impressed with posting on here, but...
Just bought a replacement (second-hand) steering wheel for the Puma as mine has taken on that horrible 'melted' look. It arrived yesterday. Removed the packaging and was amazed to find the steering wheel was in excellent condition. "Let's have a look then," said Mrs.T66. I passed the steering wheel over to her and she said "Wow, it looks like it came from a car."
I did laugh a bit, to which she said (bless her) "You know what I mean, I meant maybe it's come from a crashed car." Still struggling to understand that logic...
Just bought a replacement (second-hand) steering wheel for the Puma as mine has taken on that horrible 'melted' look. It arrived yesterday. Removed the packaging and was amazed to find the steering wheel was in excellent condition. "Let's have a look then," said Mrs.T66. I passed the steering wheel over to her and she said "Wow, it looks like it came from a car."
I did laugh a bit, to which she said (bless her) "You know what I mean, I meant maybe it's come from a crashed car." Still struggling to understand that logic...
The mrs's birthday. Decided to take her out for a pub meal, she's working in Basingstoke, I work in Theale, found a pub midway, met straight from work, had dinner, jumped in our cars, headed home to Sandhurst.I knew she was getting petrol, so was not surprised when I arrived home first. She arrived home, looking a little sheepish, "haven't you been wondering where I was". I hadn't noticed the time, but when she mentioned, she had been a while. She left the pub and forgot to head to Sandhurst, so went back to Basingstoke 
MikeT66 said:
Mrs.T66 will not be impressed with posting on here, but...
Just bought a replacement (second-hand) steering wheel for the Puma as mine has taken on that horrible 'melted' look. It arrived yesterday. Removed the packaging and was amazed to find the steering wheel was in excellent condition. "Let's have a look then," said Mrs.T66. I passed the steering wheel over to her and she said "Wow, it looks like it came from a car."
I did laugh a bit, to which she said (bless her) "You know what I mean, I meant maybe it's come from a crashed car." Still struggling to understand that logic...
Get some meat,hide it in the wheel & then bring the wheel to her,picking out the meat & say "You're right dear,it WAS from a crashed car. Look! Here is some brain matter"...and then flick the meat at her Just bought a replacement (second-hand) steering wheel for the Puma as mine has taken on that horrible 'melted' look. It arrived yesterday. Removed the packaging and was amazed to find the steering wheel was in excellent condition. "Let's have a look then," said Mrs.T66. I passed the steering wheel over to her and she said "Wow, it looks like it came from a car."
I did laugh a bit, to which she said (bless her) "You know what I mean, I meant maybe it's come from a crashed car." Still struggling to understand that logic...
Re Le Mans
Sat Afternoon
I am watching the race
Mrs Fox What is it.
Me The Le Mans 24hr race, it has just started
Forward to Sun morning. I turn on the tv
Mrs Fox Is that the 24hr race
Me Yes
Mrs Fox Are they still racing?
Me Yes
Mrs F What through the night????
I get five words into and explantion and realise what the word Futile means
Sat Afternoon
I am watching the race
Mrs Fox What is it.
Me The Le Mans 24hr race, it has just started
Forward to Sun morning. I turn on the tv
Mrs Fox Is that the 24hr race
Me Yes
Mrs Fox Are they still racing?
Me Yes
Mrs F What through the night????
I get five words into and explantion and realise what the word Futile means
I give in......
Conversation goes like this, her starting
What does mango taste like
Taste like mango.
But what does it taste like.
Well you know the taste of an orange.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that, you know the taste of an apple.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that either.
So what does it taste like.
Mango
But what does it taste like.................
FFS
Conversation goes like this, her starting
What does mango taste like
Taste like mango.
But what does it taste like.
Well you know the taste of an orange.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that, you know the taste of an apple.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that either.
So what does it taste like.
Mango
But what does it taste like.................
FFS
DeuxCentCinq said:
Talking to m-i-l:
Her: So what's this race you want to watch then?
Me: The Le Mans 24 hour race. Started at 2pm this afternoon. Need to get home before twilight to watch the best bit as it gets dark.
Her: So they race in the dark then?
Me: Yes, it's a 24 hour race. There a few bits of the track that are lit up, but they rely mostly on the lights on the cars.
Her: Right, so when will you be back to pick up [wife] & [son]
Me: Tomorrow, after the race finishes.
Her: When's that?
Me: 2pm.
Her: I thought that was when it started....
It was like a sketch.
Grim. Her: So what's this race you want to watch then?
Me: The Le Mans 24 hour race. Started at 2pm this afternoon. Need to get home before twilight to watch the best bit as it gets dark.
Her: So they race in the dark then?
Me: Yes, it's a 24 hour race. There a few bits of the track that are lit up, but they rely mostly on the lights on the cars.
Her: Right, so when will you be back to pick up [wife] & [son]
Me: Tomorrow, after the race finishes.
Her: When's that?
Me: 2pm.
Her: I thought that was when it started....
It was like a sketch.
Vipers said:
I give in......
Conversation goes like this, her starting
What does mango taste like
Taste like mango.
But what does it taste like.
Well you know the taste of an orange.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that, you know the taste of an apple.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that either.
So what does it taste like.
Mango
But what does it taste like.................
FFS
Chicken. Everything tastes like chicken, apart form KFC.Conversation goes like this, her starting
What does mango taste like
Taste like mango.
But what does it taste like.
Well you know the taste of an orange.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that, you know the taste of an apple.
Yes.
Well it doesn't taste like that either.
So what does it taste like.
Mango
But what does it taste like.................
FFS
Mrs's has been driving around on a spacesaver on the Zr for a couple of weeks after getting a puncture.
She's had three punctures so far this year.
Said to her this morning, why don't you pop into a tyre fitters on the way home from work on Monday, and see if it's repairable?
"It's definitely a new tyre needed"
How can you be so sure I asked, we've manage to have punctures repaired before?
"I drove from x to y , then from a to b" (a total of about 4 miles including many speed bumps"
Me: Ffs... Why?
"I wasn't sure if I had a puncture"
She's had three punctures so far this year.
Said to her this morning, why don't you pop into a tyre fitters on the way home from work on Monday, and see if it's repairable?
"It's definitely a new tyre needed"
How can you be so sure I asked, we've manage to have punctures repaired before?
"I drove from x to y , then from a to b" (a total of about 4 miles including many speed bumps"
Me: Ffs... Why?
"I wasn't sure if I had a puncture"
onyx39 said:
Mrs's has been driving around on a spacesaver on the Zr for a couple of weeks after getting a puncture.
She's had three punctures so far this year.
Said to her this morning, why don't you pop into a tyre fitters on the way home from work on Monday, and see if it's repairable?
"It's definitely a new tyre needed"
How can you be so sure I asked, we've manage to have punctures repaired before?
"I drove from x to y , then from a to b" (a total of about 4 miles including many speed bumps"
Me: Ffs... Why?
"I wasn't sure if I had a puncture"
If say partly classic from the Mr there. If she's had 3 punctures that might suggest repairing the tyre isn't really the best idea. This is PH after all. She's had three punctures so far this year.
Said to her this morning, why don't you pop into a tyre fitters on the way home from work on Monday, and see if it's repairable?
"It's definitely a new tyre needed"
How can you be so sure I asked, we've manage to have punctures repaired before?
"I drove from x to y , then from a to b" (a total of about 4 miles including many speed bumps"
Me: Ffs... Why?
"I wasn't sure if I had a puncture"
Went to bed last night at half time of the England ladies game vs Norway.
Just got home and said to the Mrs.................
"Should have stayed up and watched the game, England won!!!
Norway scored first, England then equalised and managed to follow it up with the winner."
Ah right she said, what was the final score then?
Just got home and said to the Mrs.................
"Should have stayed up and watched the game, England won!!!
Norway scored first, England then equalised and managed to follow it up with the winner."
Ah right she said, what was the final score then?
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