Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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I've just spent a couple of days replacing a leaking cistern on our en-suite bathroom (that suddenly developed while we were on holiday [grr]), and after sorting out a couple of leaks, everything is fine. I give it a go, she gives it a go.
A bit later on, she's lying in bed watching TV, and I'm in the other side of the house doing some work.
She calls out "Come quick - I think I can hear something coming from the toilet!"
Bearing in mind that she's some 8 feet away from it, and I've got music on, it's not surprising that I can't hear anything.
So I get up, go through the house (having to negotiate my way around my cat/kitten wall we've put up to give my cat some privacy), go through the bedroom, and into the bathroom.
Sure enough there's running water.
Which I stop by turning off the tap she'd left on...
A bit later on, she's lying in bed watching TV, and I'm in the other side of the house doing some work.
She calls out "Come quick - I think I can hear something coming from the toilet!"
Bearing in mind that she's some 8 feet away from it, and I've got music on, it's not surprising that I can't hear anything.
So I get up, go through the house (having to negotiate my way around my cat/kitten wall we've put up to give my cat some privacy), go through the bedroom, and into the bathroom.
Sure enough there's running water.
Which I stop by turning off the tap she'd left on...
tribbles said:
I've just spent a couple of days replacing a leaking cistern on our en-suite bathroom (that suddenly developed while we were on holiday [grr]), and after sorting out a couple of leaks, everything is fine. I give it a go, she gives it a go.
A bit later on, she's lying in bed watching TV, and I'm in the other side of the house doing some work.
She calls out "Come quick - I think I can hear something coming from the toilet!"
Bearing in mind that she's some 8 feet away from it, and I've got music on, it's not surprising that I can't hear anything.
So I get up, go through the house (having to negotiate my way around my cat/kitten wall we've put up to give my cat some privacy), go through the bedroom, and into the bathroom.
Sure enough there's running water.
Which I stop by turning off the tap she'd left on...
You have a cat - which needs privacy? A bit later on, she's lying in bed watching TV, and I'm in the other side of the house doing some work.
She calls out "Come quick - I think I can hear something coming from the toilet!"
Bearing in mind that she's some 8 feet away from it, and I've got music on, it's not surprising that I can't hear anything.
So I get up, go through the house (having to negotiate my way around my cat/kitten wall we've put up to give my cat some privacy), go through the bedroom, and into the bathroom.
Sure enough there's running water.
Which I stop by turning off the tap she'd left on...
But LOL at your missus!
So we are walking around ASDA, she says "why on earth would you want to dry pegs"
Being intrigued I picked up what she was referring to, a plastic gizmo with 20 pegs attached to it, called "20 peg drier"
I said "it's a 20 peg drier"
She says "That's what I said, why would you want to dry 20 pegs"
I said "read it like this, a 20 peg................drier", you hang stuff on the pegs to dry, it isn't to dry pegs"
Then the penny dropped.
Being intrigued I picked up what she was referring to, a plastic gizmo with 20 pegs attached to it, called "20 peg drier"
I said "it's a 20 peg drier"
She says "That's what I said, why would you want to dry 20 pegs"
I said "read it like this, a 20 peg................drier", you hang stuff on the pegs to dry, it isn't to dry pegs"
Then the penny dropped.
Not SWMBO but 19yr old female who works for me:
Her: I have got a puncture and so I am taking my car down to the garage at lunchtime
Me: What caused it?
Her: A nail
Me (thinking that if the tyre is old she might as well get a new tyre): Is it an old tyre?
Her: No, its quite new so I am hoping the nail hasn't gone right the way through
Her: I have got a puncture and so I am taking my car down to the garage at lunchtime
Me: What caused it?
Her: A nail
Me (thinking that if the tyre is old she might as well get a new tyre): Is it an old tyre?
Her: No, its quite new so I am hoping the nail hasn't gone right the way through
HD Adam said:
Tyre Tread said:
You have a cat - which needs privacy?
Is this the cat?(snipped funny picture)
I've just got two new kittens, and the privacy is to allow him his own space which the kittens aren't allowed in. Otherwise they'll be chasing him, jumping him, chasing each other around him and generally making a nuicance of themselves!
Not the Mrs but a corker none the less
Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
SirSquidalot said:
Not the Mrs but a corker none the less
Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
Lol, sounds like a script from the recent Peter Kay series.Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
We're walking back from the pub across the fields at twilight, in the distance I see a fox wandering around and point it out to her as it hasn't noticed us, "It'll run off either when it smells or sees us"
"Good job I had a shower then!" she says.
Unsure whether she was serious or not.....
MrsVX has excelled herself today
Shopping for sunglasses...
"I don't like this leopard print on the side..."
That'll be tortoise shell
Upon seeing the sticker saying "look at my arms" (meaning the different designs on the arms of the sunglasses) she puts them on and starts looking at her arms!
I love her...
Shopping for sunglasses...
"I don't like this leopard print on the side..."
That'll be tortoise shell
Upon seeing the sticker saying "look at my arms" (meaning the different designs on the arms of the sunglasses) she puts them on and starts looking at her arms!
I love her...
Took the g/f and her two mates to Blackpool Pleasure Beach yesterday. Sat having a drink after having been on most of the bigger rides:
Cat: "Health and safety wouldn't let you build half of these rides today"
G/F: "Erm, H&S isn't a one-shot thing. If they weren't safe they wouldn't let us ride them"
Cat: "Health and safety wouldn't let you build half of these rides today"
G/F: "Erm, H&S isn't a one-shot thing. If they weren't safe they wouldn't let us ride them"
SirSquidalot said:
Not the Mrs but a corker none the less
Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
she sounds great. I'd have to chat to her more to find out where she got that malapropism from as it sounds like we have common interests!Girl at work "Oh I was really cream pied the other day"
At this point I began to laugh so hard the tears came, and being the only one I was made to explain.
She then realised and said "oh I meant cream crackered"
Genuinely thought I was going to pass out with laughter!
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