Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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TorqueVR

1,838 posts

198 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Oldandslow said:
That's a smart woman with a sharp sense of humour.
You'll have to introduce me, I've never met one of those

Vaud

50,282 posts

154 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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TorqueVR said:
You'll have to introduce me, I've never met one of those
I'm married to one. HTH.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,244 posts

149 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Upon seeing a combine harvester at work.... "what are they harvesting in that wheat field?"

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

141 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Oldandslow said:
Seems unfair that was moved here. This thread is for the endearingly daft things they say and do.

That's a smart woman with a sharp sense of humour.
Seems like they fit the "classic from the mrs" title perfectly to me. They don't all have to be brain farts. Those comments were great, I like her style.

Ari

19,328 posts

214 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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wack said:
When Sommersby was released we went to the cinema to see it, for those that don't know it the leads are Jodie foster and Richard Gere

The basic plot is her husband goes to war for a number of years then when this man knocks at her door she doesn't know if it's him or not

As we were leaving, I said well that was a load of crap , how would she not recognise her husband

My wife replied, I can believe it's true

Really

Yes, if you went to war and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either

Then recently my brother in law told me his doctor said every man over 50 should drink a glass of tomato juice a day to help ward off bowel cancer

I gave her this information and every week tomatoe juice appeared in the fridge

Then I spoke with my brother in law again , he'd been for a checkup and the doctor asked him how his sex life was

Er fine, why

Well it's thought that as we get older and stop using things it causes changes in the body chemistry which is bad, less sex means more testosterone .

Once again I eagerly imparted this information

Her reply, you'll be fine, just have a w##k while you're drinking your tomato juice
Now those, sir, are classics! rofl

Your wife sounds like a gem. smile

WilliamWoollard

2,338 posts

192 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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WilliamWoollard said:
In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."
It's slightly sad,annoying and worrying that I know what the correct lyric is.

hotpowner

154 posts

169 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Mine insists on taking plugs out of sockets and turning the switch off

she is convinced if the socket has no plug in it
But the switch is down its wasting electricity and could be a fire risk!!!!!!!!

DervVW

2,223 posts

138 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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hotpowner said:
Mine insists on taking plugs out of sockets and turning the switch off

she is convinced if the socket has no plug in it
But the switch is down its wasting electricity and could be a fire risk!!!!!!!!
waits for someone to say she is right...

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

218 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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The OH said, "There's too much sport on TV".

Cold shiver down spine. I had to sit down to recover.

turbobloke

103,734 posts

259 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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iva cosworth said:
WilliamWoollard said:
In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."
It's slightly sad,annoying and worrying that I know what the correct lyric is.
hehe

Mrs WW is not alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqIJIJvcB8

CanAm

9,114 posts

271 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Mrs CanAm and myself sitting all alone in the house, quietly reading.

The silence is broken by the unmistakable sound of a botty burp.

Mrs C says, in all seriousness, "Was that you?" confused

WilliamWoollard

2,338 posts

192 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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turbobloke said:
iva cosworth said:
WilliamWoollard said:
In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."
It's slightly sad,annoying and worrying that I know what the correct lyric is.
hehe

Mrs WW is not alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqIJIJvcB8
I wouldn't mind but we'd previously discussed the video. You know, the famous one where she's riding a wrecking ball!

NailedOn

3,114 posts

234 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.

Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.

williredale

2,866 posts

151 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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NailedOn said:
Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.

Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
Risking a parrot here but what the hell is that?

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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williredale said:
NailedOn said:
Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.

Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
Risking a parrot here but what the hell is that?
+1

DocJock

8,341 posts

239 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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It's a banana holder.

hidetheelephants

23,731 posts

192 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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DocJock said:
It's a banana holder.
confused
Douglas Adams was right; we are the evolutionary product of the B ark.

Ari

19,328 posts

214 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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hidetheelephants said:
DocJock said:
It's a banana holder.
confused
Douglas Adams was right; we are the evolutionary product of the B ark.
rofl Spot on!

Blown2CV

28,695 posts

202 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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DocJock said:
It's a banana holder.
did you know "banana holder" is an anagram of "anal dildo"?

Edited by Blown2CV on Wednesday 19th August 20:48