Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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Oldandslow said:
Seems unfair that was moved here. This thread is for the endearingly daft things they say and do.
That's a smart woman with a sharp sense of humour.
Seems like they fit the "classic from the mrs" title perfectly to me. They don't all have to be brain farts. Those comments were great, I like her style.That's a smart woman with a sharp sense of humour.
wack said:
When Sommersby was released we went to the cinema to see it, for those that don't know it the leads are Jodie foster and Richard Gere
The basic plot is her husband goes to war for a number of years then when this man knocks at her door she doesn't know if it's him or not
As we were leaving, I said well that was a load of crap , how would she not recognise her husband
My wife replied, I can believe it's true
Really
Yes, if you went to war and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either
Then recently my brother in law told me his doctor said every man over 50 should drink a glass of tomato juice a day to help ward off bowel cancer
I gave her this information and every week tomatoe juice appeared in the fridge
Then I spoke with my brother in law again , he'd been for a checkup and the doctor asked him how his sex life was
Er fine, why
Well it's thought that as we get older and stop using things it causes changes in the body chemistry which is bad, less sex means more testosterone .
Once again I eagerly imparted this information
Her reply, you'll be fine, just have a w##k while you're drinking your tomato juice
Now those, sir, are classics! The basic plot is her husband goes to war for a number of years then when this man knocks at her door she doesn't know if it's him or not
As we were leaving, I said well that was a load of crap , how would she not recognise her husband
My wife replied, I can believe it's true
Really
Yes, if you went to war and Richard Gere came back I wouldn't say anything either
Then recently my brother in law told me his doctor said every man over 50 should drink a glass of tomato juice a day to help ward off bowel cancer
I gave her this information and every week tomatoe juice appeared in the fridge
Then I spoke with my brother in law again , he'd been for a checkup and the doctor asked him how his sex life was
Er fine, why
Well it's thought that as we get older and stop using things it causes changes in the body chemistry which is bad, less sex means more testosterone .
Once again I eagerly imparted this information
Her reply, you'll be fine, just have a w##k while you're drinking your tomato juice
Your wife sounds like a gem.
iva cosworth said:
WilliamWoollard said:
In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."
It's slightly sad,annoying and worrying that I know what the correct lyric is.Mrs WW is not alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqIJIJvcB8
turbobloke said:
iva cosworth said:
WilliamWoollard said:
In the car and a certain Miley Cyrus song comes on the radio. Wife starts singing: "You came in like a rainbow..."
It's slightly sad,annoying and worrying that I know what the correct lyric is.Mrs WW is not alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqIJIJvcB8
NailedOn said:
Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.
Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
Risking a parrot here but what the hell is that?Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
williredale said:
NailedOn said:
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