Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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NailedOn said:
Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.
Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
By implication we now know where your daughter in law keeps hers. The naughty minx.Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
Asterix said:
How on earth did we ever cope before the banana holder was invented.
Banana holder ffs! I didn't realise there was a need for one let alone that one had actually been made.
There is a need for one though, in some instances. Bananas are quite squishy, and when my wife takes a banana with her to have at lunch, she, like most women I imagine, puts it in her handbag, along with everything else she owns and probably some stuff she borrowed as well. An unprotected banana stands no chance of making it to lunchtime in a situation like this!Banana holder ffs! I didn't realise there was a need for one let alone that one had actually been made.
However, her banana box looks like a banana, not a dildo.
Alex@POD said:
There is a need for one though, in some instances. Bananas are quite squishy, and when my wife takes a banana with her to have at lunch, she, like most women I imagine, puts it in her handbag, along with everything else she owns and probably some stuff she borrowed as well. An unprotected banana stands no chance of making it to lunchtime in a situation like this!
However, her banana box looks like a banana, not a dildo.
"her banana box"However, her banana box looks like a banana, not a dildo.
That just cracked me up.
Oldandslow said:
NailedOn said:
Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.
Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
By implication we now know where your daughter in law keeps hers. The naughty minx.Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.
garycat said:
Alex@POD said:
There is a need for one though, in some instances. Bananas are quite squishy, and when my wife takes a banana with her to have at lunch, she, like most women I imagine, puts it in her handbag, along with everything else she owns and probably some stuff she borrowed as well. An unprotected banana stands no chance of making it to lunchtime in a situation like this!
However, her banana box looks like a banana, not a dildo.
"her banana box"However, her banana box looks like a banana, not a dildo.
That just cracked me up.
tribbles said:
Blown2CV said:
DocJock said:
It's a banana holder.
did you know "banana holder" is an anagram of "anal dildo"So, no. Not really...
Had a good one today.
Told the wife an engineer would be picking our lawnmower up for some repairs - possibly Friday or Monday, and that he'd confirm which later in the week. No problem - wife is working from home.
He rang me today (friday) to say he'd be coming to pick it up in half an hour or so.
Rang the wife on the house phone to give her a heads up, make sure she didn't start a telecall or something - no answer.
Rang her personal mobile, no answer - rang her work mobile - no answer.
Rang my step daughters house on the off chance - "oooh yes she's here - just arrived".
Asked to speak to the wife and asked why she had gone out as the lawn mower guy was coming as we had agree - her reply:
Wife's reply: "You said he was coming friday or monday" ???????
Told the wife an engineer would be picking our lawnmower up for some repairs - possibly Friday or Monday, and that he'd confirm which later in the week. No problem - wife is working from home.
He rang me today (friday) to say he'd be coming to pick it up in half an hour or so.
Rang the wife on the house phone to give her a heads up, make sure she didn't start a telecall or something - no answer.
Rang her personal mobile, no answer - rang her work mobile - no answer.
Rang my step daughters house on the off chance - "oooh yes she's here - just arrived".
Asked to speak to the wife and asked why she had gone out as the lawn mower guy was coming as we had agree - her reply:
Wife's reply: "You said he was coming friday or monday" ???????
PF62 said:
Moonhawk said:
Blown2CV said:
I wonder why "working from home" is seen by a privilege by so many employers?
que?Moonhawk said:
No problem - wife is working from home.
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Rang my step daughters house on the off chance - "oooh yes she's here - just arrived".
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Rang my step daughters house on the off chance - "oooh yes she's here - just arrived".
I had an excellent one recently. We were driving one of the coast roads to slapton sands from Plymouth. On one of the more open sections the other half looked across the sea. It was a strange light, where you couldn't tell where the horizon was. The sea and the sky seemed to blend seamlessly into one.
There was a container ship in the distance. Pointing she said "wow, that ship looks like its floating!"
I know what she meant, but it was a bit of a facepalm moment.... especially as I design boats for a living...
There was a container ship in the distance. Pointing she said "wow, that ship looks like its floating!"
I know what she meant, but it was a bit of a facepalm moment.... especially as I design boats for a living...
slomax said:
I had an excellent one recently. We were driving one of the coast roads to slapton sands from Plymouth. On one of the more open sections the other half looked across the sea. It was a strange light, where you couldn't tell where the horizon was. The sea and the sky seemed to blend seamlessly into one.
There was a container ship in the distance. Pointing she said "wow, that ship looks like its floating!"
I know what she meant, but it was a bit of a facepalm moment.... especially as I design boats for a living...
Do most of yours sink? That would explain her surprise in seeing one float! There was a container ship in the distance. Pointing she said "wow, that ship looks like its floating!"
I know what she meant, but it was a bit of a facepalm moment.... especially as I design boats for a living...
A few months back I mentioned to my wife that we should take the kids to see some of our history , The Victory , Mary Rose, Stonehenge
They've seen Stonehenge
They have not
Yes they have when they were little , I've got pictures of them sitting on it
Sitting on it, I've never taken a ladder on holiday
They have definitely never been to Stonehenge so she stomps off upstairs , spends 15 minutes going through pictures then triumphantly slams a picture down in front of me
There, sitting on it
I look at the picture and it's them sitting on hadrians wall
They've seen Stonehenge
They have not
Yes they have when they were little , I've got pictures of them sitting on it
Sitting on it, I've never taken a ladder on holiday
They have definitely never been to Stonehenge so she stomps off upstairs , spends 15 minutes going through pictures then triumphantly slams a picture down in front of me
There, sitting on it
I look at the picture and it's them sitting on hadrians wall
Edited by wack on Wednesday 26th August 23:27
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