Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[MontyC]

Sitting watching the music channel at the weekend and the new one direction video comes on, its filmed at NASA in one part they blast off in a space shuttle. At this point she looks at me and says "you do know they are not actually flying that, Its just a giant STIMULATOR"

[ApOrbital]

[vx220]

MontyC said:

Sitting watching the music channel at the weekend and the new one direction video comes on, its filmed at NASA in one part they blast off in a space shuttle. At this point she looks at me and says "you do know they are not actually flying that, Its just a giant STIMULATOR"

We call this "STBO" at school... Stating The Bleeding Obvious

MrsVX won't watch Top Gear, as "...it's scripted"

[98elise]

We're currently in florida and had a long day at one of the parks. We were all tired from walking/queuing so headed for a gentle ride that involved a lot of sitting down.

When we got there the queue was 40 minutes, but my wife insisted on queuing for it as she "needed a break". pointing out that there were perfectly good benches/resturaunts etc outside fell on deaf ears.

[vx220]

vx220 said:

MontyC said:

Sitting watching the music channel at the weekend and the new one direction video comes on, its filmed at NASA in one part they blast off in a space shuttle. At this point she looks at me and says "you do know they are not actually flying that, Its just a giant STIMULATOR"

We call this "STBO" at school... Stating The Bleeding Obvious

MrsVX won't watch Top Gear, as "...it's scripted"

Just noticed it says "Stimulator" not simulated, sorry

[vx220]

vx220 said:

MontyC said:

Sitting watching the music channel at the weekend and the new one direction video comes on, its filmed at NASA in one part they blast off in a space shuttle. At this point she looks at me and says "you do know they are not actually flying that, Its just a giant STIMULATOR"

We call this "STBO" at school... Stating The Bleeding Obvious

MrsVX won't watch Top Gear, as "...it's scripted"

Just noticed it says "Stimulator" not simulated, sorry

[Nimby]

We're watching the World Athletics Champs on the beeb over dinner:

Her: "Is this live?"
Me: "No, it's highlights"
Her (confused): "But they are 7 hours ahead so it's tomorrow there".

[Billsnemesis]

NailedOn said:

Mrs Nailedon has two of these for picnics. I suspect that she is being deliberately risqué.

Our daughter in law spots them. Gets it wrong. "Why don't you keep those in the bedroom?"
Embarrassment all round. I had warned SWMBO. Still my fault.

But what do you do if your banana is too big to fit...?

[Studio117]

Billsnemesis said:

But what do you do if your banana is too big to fit...?

Blame the shallow vagina?

[Asterix]

Studio117 said:

Billsnemesis said:

But what do you do if your banana is too big to fit...?

Blame the shallow vagina?

This is what the missus uses...

[C Lee Farquar]

I mentioned I was concerned the Chinese financial crisis might affect us.

Mrs CLF didn't see why, and anyway it's all caused because they sell everything for a pound.



I'll call the Chinese Embassy to point out the error of their ways.

[wack]

Steamer said:

That is a very good Classic

I can't even think how she might have muddled those two given the geographical locations / appearance / names etc...

Oh boy, she has no sense of direction or distance at all, hates driving

Our car is an Impreza WRX , she holds the world record for the slowest one has ever been driven in the wrong gear

It was painful , I couldn't drive for a week but had to look out of the window biting my lip

Before I met her she told me her sister lives in Northampton , westone

She drove down from Warrington to see her , westone is about a mile off the M1 , when she hadn't found the house after an hour she rang up.

My brother in law asked where she was, I can see a library, OK which library

Corby library, 15 fking miles away

Stonehenge could be a feature in the middle of hadrians wall as far as she's concerned

[Alex@POD]

Steamer said:

That is a very good Classic

I can't even think how she might have muddled those two given the geographical locations / appearance / names etc...

Devil's advocate, a wall is a stone hedge isn't it?

[Billsnemesis]

Asterix said:

Studio117 said:

Billsnemesis said:

But what do you do if your banana is too big to fit...?

Blame the shallow vagina?

This is what the missus uses...

Oh, the Femidom!!

I remember those. Like f***ing a wobbly bucket.

[Cotty]

Alex@POD said:

Steamer said:

That is a very good Classic

I can't even think how she might have muddled those two given the geographical locations / appearance / names etc...

Devil's advocate, a wall is a stone hedge isn't it?

Its not a henge

[Alex@POD]

Cotty said:

Its not a henge

Hey, 50% of people can't even put an apostrophe in the right place, words that sound similar have no chance...

[karona]

She's just muttered under her breath at a long list of Google results:
"I must have dreamed it last night"
Me "What?"
"Dumbo died"
Me "WHAT?!!"
"I must have dreamed that Dumbo died"
Me "And you're actually Googling to see if Dumbo's dead????"
"Yes"

[Ari]

karona said:

She's just muttered under her breath at a long list of Google results:
"I must have dreamed it last night"
Me "What?"
"Dumbo died"
Me "WHAT?!!"
"I must have dreamed that Dumbo died"
Me "And you're actually Googling to see if Dumbo's dead????"
"Yes"

Brilliant!

[kowalski655]

Well, he was over 70, so had a good innings

[Fake7]

kowalski655 said:

Well, he was over 70, so had a good innings

Yes,Dumbo was a baby elephant when the film was made in 1941, so he could still be alive?

Just off to Google to check