Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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I was winding my girlfriend up last night, telling her I was named after Colin McRae.
Her; 'Who is Colin McRae?'
Me; 'Eurghhhhhhh! He was a Scottish rally driver'
Her; 'Oh yeah! he's the one who wears creme turtle necks all the time'
Me; 'What!?'
Her; 'Yeah, he's always in a creme turtle neck top!'
Me; 'Well yeah, you mean the fireproof underwear that all rally drivers wear...'
Her; 'Ahhhhhh I thought he just liked turtle neck tops'
Her; 'Who is Colin McRae?'
Me; 'Eurghhhhhhh! He was a Scottish rally driver'
Her; 'Oh yeah! he's the one who wears creme turtle necks all the time'
Me; 'What!?'
Her; 'Yeah, he's always in a creme turtle neck top!'
Me; 'Well yeah, you mean the fireproof underwear that all rally drivers wear...'
Her; 'Ahhhhhh I thought he just liked turtle neck tops'
We are getting another dog soon - a yellow Lab to go with our Saluki / Greyhound cross.
Yesterday, when asked by non-doggy people what sort of dog we were getting, the wife announced that we were getting "a yellow lab, you know like the Durex Puppy"!!
I suspect everyone now thinks we are getting a Sausage Dog
Yesterday, when asked by non-doggy people what sort of dog we were getting, the wife announced that we were getting "a yellow lab, you know like the Durex Puppy"!!
I suspect everyone now thinks we are getting a Sausage Dog
We went out last night for a meal with my wifes sister and husband.
We ordered a round of drinks. The waitress bought them over and the conversation went like this.
"Who is having the Lager", I said "Thats mine".
"Who is having the shandy", my brother in law said "Thats mine".
"Who is having the white wine", my wife said "Thats mine".
She then put the remaining glass of red wine in front of my sister in law.
I said jokingly to my wife, "I wonder how she did that, she only asked who the lager, shandy and white wine was for, she never asked who the red wine was".
My wife answered in all seriousness "I think she must be new here".
We ordered a round of drinks. The waitress bought them over and the conversation went like this.
"Who is having the Lager", I said "Thats mine".
"Who is having the shandy", my brother in law said "Thats mine".
"Who is having the white wine", my wife said "Thats mine".
She then put the remaining glass of red wine in front of my sister in law.
I said jokingly to my wife, "I wonder how she did that, she only asked who the lager, shandy and white wine was for, she never asked who the red wine was".
My wife answered in all seriousness "I think she must be new here".
gowmonster said:
Nimby said:
Question on University Challenge yesterday: "What SI unit is formed from the first letter of the capitals of Cuba and Croatia?"
Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
So is it Coulomb or Celsius?Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
Issi said:
gowmonster said:
Nimby said:
Question on University Challenge yesterday: "What SI unit is formed from the first letter of the capitals of Cuba and Croatia?"
Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
So is it Coulomb or Celsius?Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
"F"
SpeckledJim said:
Issi said:
gowmonster said:
Nimby said:
Question on University Challenge yesterday: "What SI unit is formed from the first letter of the capitals of Cuba and Croatia?"
Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
So is it Coulomb or Celsius?Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
"F"
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