Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
skilly1 said:
Girl in the office - 'Can I have a black coffee with milk in it'
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
gowmonster said:
SpeckledJim said:
Issi said:
gowmonster said:
Nimby said:
Question on University Challenge yesterday: "What SI unit is formed from the first letter of the capitals of Cuba and Croatia?"
Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
So is it Coulomb or Celsius?Mrs (who is only half watching) says "Cubic Centimetre - that was easy".
"F"
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
A basic coffee is the filter / drip stuff that is ready to go (and quicker in starbucks, etc) as the cashier will normally get it for you.
Vaud said:
Different drink though. American is an espresso + hot water.
A basic coffee is the filter / drip stuff that is ready to go (and quicker in starbucks, etc) as the cashier will normally get it for you.
Indeed, but espresso coffee is far nicer than filtered stuff. Forcing the water at high pressure though the coffee is a much better method than dripping it through.A basic coffee is the filter / drip stuff that is ready to go (and quicker in starbucks, etc) as the cashier will normally get it for you.
See? This is what I'm on about. All this one-upmanship around coffee and how it's supposed to be prepared. I just want a coffee when I want a coffee and am happy to accept, as with most things, flavour and quality will vary. I don't go around worrying what type of slicing machine makes the best packaged sandwiches, I'm just happy to get a sandwich.
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
AngryPartsBloke said:
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
SilverSixer said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
mollytherocker said:
SilverSixer said:
Now although that sounds silly on the face of it, if I'm ever reduced to buying coffee from a ghastly hole like Starbucks, that's what I always ask for. I just want coffee with a splash of milk, as cheaply as possible. I don't want a latte or whatever other trendy-named concoction they want to sell me at double the price. And I want a small, medium or large one depending on the mood - I don't want a regular one as I don't want some twerp turning up day after day at the same time with a coffee. I just want one, of a reasonable size, now.
Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
You need to ask for an small Americano with room for milk. Or if you put your own milk in, just ask for black!Gah. You've got me going now. Bloody coffeeist nonsense. It's just bleeding coffee.
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