Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Vaud]

Condi said:

Meh, they both look similar and both drive around.

This. I'm lucky, my wife is a petrol head.

[ColdoRS]

Out for lunch yesterday with my GF and my parents.

GF is astounded that there is a whole roast partridge on the menu;

[Her] - OMG, a WHOOOOOOLE Partridge!???
[Me] - Yeah... Partridge's are pretty small...
[Her] - Lol, no they are not! Look at the size of the one that we see in the garden sometimes!!?
[Me] - No love, that's a Peacock. (Belongs to a neighbour up the lane and just roams around freely)

[MrBarry123]

ColdoRS said:

Out for lunch yesterday with my GF and my parents.

GF is astounded that there is a whole roast partridge on the menu;

[Her] - OMG, a WHOOOOOOLE Partridge!???
[Me] - Yeah... Partridge's are pretty small...
[Her] - Lol, no they are not! Look at the size of the one that we see in the garden sometimes!!?
[Me] - No love, that's a Peacock. (Belongs to a neighbour up the lane and just roams around freely)

That's a good 'un.

[Hooli]

ColdoRS said:

Out for lunch yesterday with my GF and my parents.

GF is astounded that there is a whole roast partridge on the menu;

[Her] - OMG, a WHOOOOOOLE Partridge!???
[Me] - Yeah... Partridge's are pretty small...
[Her] - Lol, no they are not! Look at the size of the one that we see in the garden sometimes!!?
[Me] - No love, that's a Peacock. (Belongs to a neighbour up the lane and just roams around freely)

[Saddle bum]

She went on a rant of nuclear proportions because Emmerdale had been replaced by Rugby. She was not placated when she found out the final is end of October.

[havoc]

sebhaque said:

I still don't think she can tell the difference between my MX-5 and my T350.

Hmmm...some intensive training is required...and if she still fails, time to start again!

[Nom de ploom]

havoc said:

sebhaque said:

I still don't think she can tell the difference between my MX-5 and my T350.

Hmmm...some intensive training is required...and if she still fails, time to start again!

was that a first date, second date car switch?

[Steve Benson]

"You know when we met Martin Sheen in Las Vegas in 2011? Do you think he was filming the new Everest movie?"

Martin Sheen isn't in Everest
The move wasn't filmed in 2011
Why the feck would you make a film about one of the coldest snowiest places on earth and shoot it in one of the hottest driest places on earth?

[Frimley111R]

Mrs 111R "Did you see that thing about the Polar Bears in the news in the Arctic. Or was it Antarctic? Which ones's the cold one?"

[5potTurbo]

Frimley111R said:

Mrs 111R "Did you see that thing about the Polar Bears in the news in the Arctic. Or was it Antarctic? Which ones's the cold one?"

Good luck with that one!

[Trevatanus]

Phoned the Mrs on the way home.
"Can you check your bank account, and see if some money has hit it please"
(She has a banking app on her phone)
"I cannot find my phone"
"Are you using it to speak to me?"
"Oh yeah"

[simoid]

ColdoRS said:

Out for lunch yesterday with my GF and my parents.

GF is astounded that there is a whole roast partridge on the menu;

[Her] - OMG, a WHOOOOOOLE Partridge!???
[Me] - Yeah... Partridge's are pretty small...
[Her] - Lol, no they are not! Look at the size of the one that we see in the garden sometimes!!?
[Me] - No love, that's a Peacock. (Belongs to a neighbour up the lane and just roams around freely)

Wonder what goes through her head at "and a partridge in a pear tree"...

[karona]

Watching the build-up to the South Africa/Samoa rugby match, the screen was full of skin tight T-shirts and well stuffed shorts, suddenly from her, in a wistful, far away voice, " I love it when they do the 'hakuna matata' "

[tight fart]

From me to the mrs
"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

[john2443]

5potTurbo said:

Frimley111R said:

Mrs 111R "Did you see that thing about the Polar Bears in the news in the Arctic. Or was it Antarctic? Which ones's the cold one?"

Good luck with that one!

Must be the arctic - it gets warmer as you go south

[mollytherocker]

tight fart said:

From me to the mrs
"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

Its good that you can get wifi from hosiptal these days eh?

[PinkRinse]

From one of the younger girls at work when talking about food likes/dislikes

"I've never tried tripe coz I hate fish"

Or when talking about sports

[gentleman] "Yeh because I used to fish for Wales"

[ditzy lass] "Really?? Wouldn't that tip the boat over?!"

[Vaud]

PinkRinse said:

"I've never tried tripe coz I hate fish"

To be fair tripe isn't that well known - nor how to cook with it, etc. It's a food of a previous generation, in awareness and consumption.

[Einion Yrth]

Fish for W(h)ales could have been a joke.

[Hooli]

Frimley111R said:

Mrs 111R "Did you see that thing about the Polar Bears in the news in the Arctic. Or was it Antarctic? Which ones's the cold one?"

She must be a stunner.