Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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john2443 said:
5potTurbo said:
Frimley111R said:
Mrs 111R "Did you see that thing about the Polar Bears in the news in the Arctic. Or was it Antarctic? Which ones's the cold one?"
Good luck with that one! The wife last month:
Wife: "I've had to buy a data package as I've just used up all my 4G on my phone; it cost £6.99"
Me (in a piss take tone) "oh I'm out in town and I can't possibly wait half an hour till I get home to check Facebook, something really important may happen in that 30 minutes, a funny photo may be posted!!!!!"
Wife: "ha ha ha, anyway I was at home"
Me: "WiFi?!"
Wife: "oh yeahh, ha ha"
Me: "and doesn't your date refresh tomorrow...........?"
Wife: "I've had to buy a data package as I've just used up all my 4G on my phone; it cost £6.99"
Me (in a piss take tone) "oh I'm out in town and I can't possibly wait half an hour till I get home to check Facebook, something really important may happen in that 30 minutes, a funny photo may be posted!!!!!"
Wife: "ha ha ha, anyway I was at home"
Me: "WiFi?!"
Wife: "oh yeahh, ha ha"
Me: "and doesn't your date refresh tomorrow...........?"
ehonda said:
I had a text yesterday from the Mrs who was at Waterloo getting a train home. The train was obviously dividing somewhere en-route.
She asks:
'Is the front of the train the bit nearest the concourse or furthest away'.
She commutes by train into Waterloo every day.
Was it leaving or arriving?She asks:
'Is the front of the train the bit nearest the concourse or furthest away'.
She commutes by train into Waterloo every day.
cobra kid said:
ehonda said:
I had a text yesterday from the Mrs who was at Waterloo getting a train home. The train was obviously dividing somewhere en-route.
She asks:
'Is the front of the train the bit nearest the concourse or furthest away'.
She commutes by train into Waterloo every day.
Was it leaving or arriving?She asks:
'Is the front of the train the bit nearest the concourse or furthest away'.
She commutes by train into Waterloo every day.
Steve Benson said:
"You know when we met Martin Sheen in Las Vegas in 2011? Do you think he was filming the new Everest movie?"
Martin Sheen isn't in Everest
The move wasn't filmed in 2011
Why the feck would you make a film about one of the coldest snowiest places on earth and shoot it in one of the hottest driest places on earth?
Shirley you should say "Yeah - he was shooting the crowd scenes, and I think we're in the background in some of them..."Martin Sheen isn't in Everest
The move wasn't filmed in 2011
Why the feck would you make a film about one of the coldest snowiest places on earth and shoot it in one of the hottest driest places on earth?
Unfortunately you'd have to go see the fillum then, and buy the DVD too.
My daughter (25yo) on viewing a wintry scene depicting outdoor games in Holland "...are they playing ice golf ...?"
Oh, I forgot the other one.
She's looking online at Tassimo coffee makers. Suddenly she pipes up, "There's a black coffee machine here." I can almost hear the cogs working in her brain.
"How does it make latte's etc then?"
I don't answer, and then the penny drops.
"Oh, it means the colour of the machine is black.."
Bless.
She's looking online at Tassimo coffee makers. Suddenly she pipes up, "There's a black coffee machine here." I can almost hear the cogs working in her brain.
"How does it make latte's etc then?"
I don't answer, and then the penny drops.
"Oh, it means the colour of the machine is black.."
Bless.
My brother's friend is going through a hard time with his girlfriend so is spending more time hanging out at my parent's where my brother lives. My Mum treats him as a second son so is fine with him being around.
Tonight she said that he can come over whenever he wants to watch Netflix and chill. She couldn't understand why he looked so shocked and I laughed so hard that the sip of water I had spurted our of my nose.
Tonight she said that he can come over whenever he wants to watch Netflix and chill. She couldn't understand why he looked so shocked and I laughed so hard that the sip of water I had spurted our of my nose.
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