Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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They like to talk we all know that but f
k me, I ask a simple question "do you need your wellies out of the boot of your car", I'm taking her car to work to get it plugged in to see what fault is stored due to the engine light coming on and off intermittently, she is taking the dogs for a walk later so hence the wellies question.
A simple "yes" or "no" is all that is needed!
I then get a full on explanation of what she did have planned but no longer has planned as xyz has pulled out so now she will be doing x walk, which is a lead walk on pavement, I get the full on directions of said walk, what time she is likely to be doing the walk, by this time I'm downstairs, putting my coat on, grabbing my bag and keys to walk out of the door, I just hear mumbling from upstairs.
The answer was "no"!
k me, I ask a simple question "do you need your wellies out of the boot of your car", I'm taking her car to work to get it plugged in to see what fault is stored due to the engine light coming on and off intermittently, she is taking the dogs for a walk later so hence the wellies question. A simple "yes" or "no" is all that is needed!
I then get a full on explanation of what she did have planned but no longer has planned as xyz has pulled out so now she will be doing x walk, which is a lead walk on pavement, I get the full on directions of said walk, what time she is likely to be doing the walk, by this time I'm downstairs, putting my coat on, grabbing my bag and keys to walk out of the door, I just hear mumbling from upstairs.
The answer was "no"!
HTP99 said:
They like to talk we all know that but fk me, I ask a simple question "do you need your wellies out of the boot of your car", I'm taking her car to work to get it plugged in to see what fault is stored due to the engine light coming on and off intermittently, she is taking the dogs for a walk later so hence the wellies question.
A simple "yes" or "no" is all that is needed!
I then get a full on explanation of what she did have planned but no longer has planned as xyz has pulled out so now she will be doing x walk, which is a lead walk on pavement, I get the full on directions of said walk, what time she is likely to be doing the walk, by this time I'm downstairs, putting my coat on, grabbing my bag and keys to walk out of the door, I just hear mumbling from upstairs.
The answer was "no"!
Which will be wrong the minute the car is inaccessible of course.k me, I ask a simple question "do you need your wellies out of the boot of your car", I'm taking her car to work to get it plugged in to see what fault is stored due to the engine light coming on and off intermittently, she is taking the dogs for a walk later so hence the wellies question. A simple "yes" or "no" is all that is needed!
I then get a full on explanation of what she did have planned but no longer has planned as xyz has pulled out so now she will be doing x walk, which is a lead walk on pavement, I get the full on directions of said walk, what time she is likely to be doing the walk, by this time I'm downstairs, putting my coat on, grabbing my bag and keys to walk out of the door, I just hear mumbling from upstairs.
The answer was "no"!
We're currently having some exterior work done on our house. After the workers had finished for the day, Mrs C went around inspecting the progress and tidying up. She noticed one of them had left behind a bottle of drink, which she assumed was Lucozade, and placed it with their other belongings. When I asked if they had requested to use the toilet, she replied in the negative. I then suggested that the beverage probably wasn't Lucozade. It took a moment or two for realization to dawn.
James6112 said:
My better half wasn’t too impressed when I modified her holiday list, forging her handwriting .
The kids thought it was funny though!
Decaf Coffee
Loo Rolls
First Aid Bag
Laundry Pods
Make Up Bag
Tea Towels
…..
Basque
Stockings
Heels
We're not concerned she might not know your size?The kids thought it was funny though!
Decaf Coffee
Loo Rolls
First Aid Bag
Laundry Pods
Make Up Bag
Tea Towels
…..
Basque
Stockings
Heels
Edited by James6112 on Thursday 25th April 16:49
Blown2CV said:
QBee said:
Her "Do you fancy a crispy duck tonight?"
Me (smirking) "Yes please ...... and what are we having for dinner?"
Her, moving swiftly and giving me a slap and THAT look " you knew what I meant".
Don’t get it Me (smirking) "Yes please ...... and what are we having for dinner?"
Her, moving swiftly and giving me a slap and THAT look " you knew what I meant".
Crispy? No idea.
Duck ? Erm shag
Pit Pony said:
Blown2CV said:
QBee said:
Her "Do you fancy a crispy duck tonight?"
Me (smirking) "Yes please ...... and what are we having for dinner?"
Her, moving swiftly and giving me a slap and THAT look " you knew what I meant".
Don’t get it Me (smirking) "Yes please ...... and what are we having for dinner?"
Her, moving swiftly and giving me a slap and THAT look " you knew what I meant".
Crispy? No idea.
Duck ? Erm shag
k’ by accident, it just sounds as though the poster did what I would have done and made a childish joke that duck sounds like fk? Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff