Broaching the subject of her weight gain

[AyBee]

Pit Pony said:

smn159 said:

Pit Pony said:

...whilst at the same time providing me with a food orientated life style that basically stopped me loosing weight.

What a bh - what did she do, force feed you?

I'm a greedy fker. Provide me with nice food and lots of it, and I'm still hungry afterwards. I have no will power. So whilst I was not forced to tuck in, I enjoyed sharing the joy of food with the woman I love.

And yet I imagine she saw you finishing it all off as her having to make that much for you to eat! I don't think you can complain about her if you're only too happy to eat everything.

[mybrainhurts]

AyBee said:

Pit Pony said:

smn159 said:

Pit Pony said:

...whilst at the same time providing me with a food orientated life style that basically stopped me loosing weight.

What a bh - what did she do, force feed you?

I'm a greedy fker. Provide me with nice food and lots of it, and I'm still hungry afterwards. I have no will power. So whilst I was not forced to tuck in, I enjoyed sharing the joy of food with the woman I love.

And yet I imagine she saw you finishing it all off as her having to make that much for you to eat! I don't think you can complain about her if you're only too happy to eat everything.

Yeah, you tell him, yeah...

[mjb1]

Ask her if she's pregnant. If that doesn't work, ask her if it's twins.

[mybrainhurts]

Isn't that hippo cute? Reminds me of you...

[waynedear]

'WE' are on a diet lol

[Willy Nilly]

waynedear said:

'WE' are on a diet lol

[thatdude]

Start by changing your lifestyle to something healthier (note that this dosnt mean loosing weight, just means better spread of foodstuffs, more balanced diet, regular excersice) and get her joining in

My wife started doing fitness stuff and eating better, and I decided to join in. I've put on some weight, I feel better and what were some terible aches and pains in my lower back / hip / leg are now non-existant

Encourage her to live a better lifestyle with you, and the weight will disspaear as a side-product


Or just show her all the porn stars you like, and when she asks what they have she does, say its what they dont have that you do

[DSLiverpool]

Print off and stick to fridge door

[phil1979]

thatdude said:

...and when she asks what they have she does, say its what they dont have that you do

[FWDRacer]

Tell her she small moons have established an orbit around her.

Then. Run.

[Scousefella]

phil1979 said:

Oh look, the family!!!

[gwm]

This thread was ace, there must be more!

[Benengo]

"What's up honey?... You don't seem as jolly as you look"

[Benengo]

"What's up honey?... You don't seem as jolly as you look"

[gwm]

Bubbly, that seems to be code for fat and loud.

[dudleybloke]

gwm said:

Bubbly, that seems to be code for fat and loud.

Also because of the amount of aeros she shovels into her fat gob.

[ribiero]

I got through 5 pages before my work poker face crumbled, great work lads, hope the OP's still alive!

dyslexic on countdown

[Petrol Only]

I wonder if she's squashed the OP yet?

[rich12]

Nice and simple approach,

"You remember when we first got together.... Well I now feel like i'm with someone who ate her."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, lose some weight or i'll leave you."
"STOP EATING ALL OUR fkING FOOD!!"
"I'm really struggling to get it up now you're fat."

Tell her you were reading an article about how 90% of all women don't realise they are putting weight on, just laugh it off and she will start to think which 'percentage' she is in..

[LordJammy]

Play the long game. Take a photo of you together and then say you'll get it printed off for a nice picture of you both to put up somewhere in the house.
Don't do anything, and then in a few weeks when she asks where the picture is say you checked with the printers but they said it'll still be another few weeks before she's finished printing off.