Broaching the subject of her weight gain

Broaching the subject of her weight gain

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Scousefella

2,243 posts

182 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Buy her some sexy underwear in the size you want her to be - when she moans that they don't fit tell her that they would have 6 months ago.


Zoobeef

6,004 posts

159 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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I find being preemptive is the best way. I remind her whenever I can that if she gets fat then I'm gone. Worked so far.

Philplop

343 posts

175 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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My mate just put the all photos of her looking her fattest on Facebook. She realised she'd gotten fat and joined the gym, thinking it was her own idea.

GG89

3,527 posts

187 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Call her fat arse. The slaps are painful but it gets the point across.

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Have you got a pet name for her? Change it to "Miss Piggy" or "My little hippo".

Gargamel

15,018 posts

262 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Ask her if her clothes have shrunk in the wash....

okgo

38,153 posts

199 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Tell her you don't find her attractive anymore.

Hoofy

76,423 posts

283 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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swerni said:
GG89 said:
Call her fat arse. The slaps are painful but it gets the point across.
Just so I don't get it wrong.
I call her fat arse then slap her?

Like your style
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Hoofy

76,423 posts

283 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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okgo said:
Tell her you don't find her attractive anymore.
I suppose this could work if you're willing to let her go.

markcoznottz

7,155 posts

225 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Hoofy said:
okgo said:
Tell her you don't find her attractive anymore.
I suppose this could work if you're willing to let her go.
People fuxk around too much nowadays, just tell her she looks a coont.

Luftgekuhlt

853 posts

191 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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markcoznottz said:
People fuxk around too much nowadays, just tell her she looks a coont.
I can almost hear Sadé's Smooth Operator playing softly in the background.

GG89

3,527 posts

187 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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swerni said:
GG89 said:
Call her fat arse. The slaps are painful but it gets the point across.
Just so I don't get it wrong.
I call her fat arse then slap her?

Like your style
Aye thumbup

Let us know how you get on.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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You could ask why she hasn't worn XYZ in a while (a nice dress or something that you know no longer fits her).

If she replies that it doesn't fit her any more - reply with "pity - I really loved you in that dress".

By making her draw attention to or acknowledging her weight gain - you will likely avoid a slap.

otherman

2,191 posts

166 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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How long did the weight gain take? Is this the work of a few years or something that's changed quickly? Either way, she knows about it, you can be sure about that.
If its happened quickly, you can just ask, is there a problem because you've put on a good few pounds lately. She might be waiting for you to say something.

If its taken years, why are you just worrying about it now? Maybe you could try, remember when we used to be young and slim? (whether you still are or not). Depending how she responds, you should be able to pick up her lead
If she says, well those days are gone forever, you can say, they don't have to be. If she says she'd love to be slim again, say you'd love to help, diet and work out with her. Even if you don't need to - to show that you mean it.

Spanna

3,732 posts

177 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Go to Victoria's Secret or Agent Provocateur, buy some sexy underwear one size too small for her.

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Tell her you're going on the 5:2 diet to move the Xmas pounds and ask if she'd like to join in.

You can just get a good lunch at work and shut up about it. smile

dudleybloke

19,875 posts

187 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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When she talks to you reply using whale noises.

Or shag one of her slim friends.

cranford10

350 posts

117 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Suggest the OP posts this question on Mumsnet. Should get some productive replies

b0rk

2,311 posts

147 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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swerni said:
I do relationship counciling as well if you're intersted.
Had much success?

amare32

2,417 posts

224 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Before you say anything, you should go and sort your body out. If you have a build like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, then dump the whale.