Broaching the subject of her weight gain
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Brilliant thread.
Lace her dinner with laxatives every other day. Watch the weight drop off.
If she eats chocolate a lot then swap it out for exlax bars.
Just be sure to budget for extra s
t rag, four times the usual amount to cover how huge her arse now is and the increase in action from it.
Lace her dinner with laxatives every other day. Watch the weight drop off.
If she eats chocolate a lot then swap it out for exlax bars.
Just be sure to budget for extra s
t rag, four times the usual amount to cover how huge her arse now is and the increase in action from it.fk, allot. Should see the pounds fly off.
Beware, fat girls sweat like a dyslexic on countdown in the sack - found that one out the hard way...
Alternativly whack this on and pour yourself a whisky. See if she gets the subtle message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2pCG52vaE
k, allot. Should see the pounds fly off. Beware, fat girls sweat like a dyslexic on countdown in the sack - found that one out the hard way...
Alternativly whack this on and pour yourself a whisky. See if she gets the subtle message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2pCG52vaE
When she sits next to you on the couch or gets into bed with you, jump 4 feet in the air when she lands. Flail your arms about for added effect.
Record the T-Rex walking noise from jurassic park on your phone and play it every time she walks around the house. When she talks use the t-rex shouty noise.
Record the T-Rex walking noise from jurassic park on your phone and play it every time she walks around the house. When she talks use the t-rex shouty noise.
BrabusMog said:
OP, how much weight gain are we talking? And has it affected her personality?
My ex went up 2 dress sizes and became a miserable bh always moaning about how fat she had got but did nothing to address it and got incredibly angry every time I suggested she came for a run with me or hit the gym. There isn't usually a way to come out of this situation on top, it actually finished our relationship.
My Ex was like this.My ex went up 2 dress sizes and became a miserable b
h always moaning about how fat she had got but did nothing to address it and got incredibly angry every time I suggested she came for a run with me or hit the gym. There isn't usually a way to come out of this situation on top, it actually finished our relationship.She'd moan on and on about how she didn't like her body and wanted to lose weight and get fitter. The moment i suggest that she do something about it and try and help her out she got the hump and it caused a massive fight.
She was proper mental though.
AngryPartsBloke said:
My Ex was like this.
She'd moan on and on about how she didn't like her body and wanted to lose weight and get fitter. The moment i suggest that she do something about it and try and help her out she got the hump and it caused a massive fight.
She was proper mental though.
Fat and mental. Just as well she was rich and happy to fund your supercar hobby. What do you mean, she didn't?She'd moan on and on about how she didn't like her body and wanted to lose weight and get fitter. The moment i suggest that she do something about it and try and help her out she got the hump and it caused a massive fight.
She was proper mental though.
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