a bit council

[Devil2575]

Jim the Sunderer said:

Have we got promiscuity on the list yet?

Ah yes, the upper classes have never been known for that have they...

[Europa1]

PurpleTurtle said:

Getting a tattoo of Ian Beale on your thigh (and one saying 'Banter') because you really love Eastenders and always deliver on a promise.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire...

:shakes head:

http://thetab.com/uk/reading/2016/02/01/meet-readi...

“Nobody’s really said anything bad about it apart from how I’ll regret it. I’ve had some comments from guys who said it was a bit awkward making eye contact with Ian when they were going down on me.

Edited by PurpleTurtle on Friday 5th February 13:37

Jesus, you'd think someone would feel awkward going down on that long before they got to the tatoo.

[anonymous-user]

Europa1 said:

Jesus, you'd think someone would feel awkward going down on that long before they got to the tatoo.

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy. Bruised legs too - council

[smithyithy]

Is that dirt on the wall?!

[Rawwr]

smithyithy said:

Is that dirt on the wall?!

No, I think it's on a sofa.

[Meridius]

Mitsubishi L200
Nissan Navara
Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon
Holidays to Sharm El Sheikh

[smithyithy]

Rawwr said:

No, I think it's on a sofa.

[ApOrbital]

Her right leg has seen better days carpet burns?

[robsdesk]

In my first contribution to this thread, this beauty in Costco earlier:

https://youtu.be/WtoviT0etHQ

The LEDs & built in stereo add to the councilness.

[wildcat45]

V6Pushfit said:

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy. Bruised legs too - council

Known as action damage in the trade.

[mikees]

Johnnytheboy said:

As long as he didn't annoy you. That's the main thing.


Can I add the phrase "jog on" as being deeply council?

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:44

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:45

This. Plus " end of"

[John-gcmwn]

Rawwr said:

No, I think it's on a sofa.

Not enough love for this I feel.

[Nik da Greek]

Rawwr said:

smithyithy said:

Is that dirt on the wall?!

No, I think it's on a sofa.

*applause*

[505diff]

Corner sofas

[WD39]

Johnnytheboy said:

As long as he didn't annoy you. That's the main thing.


Can I add the phrase "jog on" as being deeply council?

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:44

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:45

Unless of course, you are actually jogging.

[Justayellowbadge]

Rawwr said:

smithyithy said:

Is that dirt on the wall?!

No, I think it's on a sofa.

Were I sporting headgear, it would be doffed.

[Rawwr]

Quietly pleased with myself.

[Stickyfinger]

Rawwr said:

Quietly pleased with myself.

I bet the tattoo artist wasn't

[Rawwr]

I bet he was! He got paid MONEY to scrawl something ridiculous on the oversized thigh of a chunky bint! I bet he was f*cking delighted.

[Stickyfinger]

Rawwr said:

I bet he was! He got paid MONEY to scrawl something ridiculous on the oversized thigh of a chunky bint! I bet he was f*cking delighted.

LOL, then he is easily pleased, like her I would imagine, an Alcopop and a Kebab should do it