a bit council

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Axionknight

8,505 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th February 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
Holy fking moley look at the nick of those two! I'm no oil painting but at least my ugly mush was free.

basherX

2,463 posts

160 months

Sunday 7th February 2016
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dudleybloke said:
If I spotted them out and about I would have to try for the double just for the fun of it. But I'm known to have no standards.
Conveniently you could stick one to a window whilst you woo the other. And then reverse.

colonel c

7,888 posts

238 months

Sunday 7th February 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
Please tell me Photoshop did not play some part in that picture.


Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th February 2016
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Europa1 said:
The Mad Monk said:
littlebasher said:
Well, he really taught them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry.
That was quite astonishing. The annoying thing is, the car will probably be left there, then reported as abandoned, then will be removed - which is paid for by the Council Tax payers.

As stated above, DVLA must be quaking in their boots.

1 litre car, 100cc brain.
Please tell me I am not the only one wishing that airbag had gone off.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

187 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
What these two, and their idol Jordan, have done looks nothing like that.
The irony is that Katie Price actually looks a lot more normal these days.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

187 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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smithyithy said:
Stickyfinger said:
Are you saying a shop purchased Corner sofa made with foam are NOT council ?....if so, add yourself to the thread smile

Edited by Stickyfinger on Sunday 7th February 07:51
I think most people here would say that.

Most of the nation buy furniture from shops. Most of that furniture has foam in, I'd imagine. Corner sofas - not my thing, but popular still.

Seems like a bizarre thing to so strongly claim as council.

Council would be buying a 3-piece suite from Brighthouse.
Isn't this the point of the exercise though?

To try and pick something that puts the most number of other posters into the "A bit council" bracket.

It's all about trying to make yourself appear better than other people wink



chris watton

22,477 posts

259 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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colonel c said:
The Spruce goose said:
Please tell me Photoshop did not play some part in that picture.
In what universe do these ladies think that their 'look' is in any way attractive?

Sump

5,484 posts

166 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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chris watton said:
colonel c said:
The Spruce goose said:
Please tell me Photoshop did not play some part in that picture.
In what universe do these ladies think that their 'look' is in any way attractive?
Delusion of the mind can be pretty extreme.

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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HTP99 said:
They both look like men in drag; this is one of those WTF do they see in the mirror that the rest of the population of the world don't see, moments. I haven't read the article but I bet that both of them say that they always get stared at in public and they see it as a positive thing as opposed to everyone actually staring and say wtf do they look like?!

I really struggle to understand women that do that sort of thing to themselves.
+1

I'm well known for my lack of standards in the lady department, however those two: even I wouldn't.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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What's with the lip liner?

Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
What's with the lip liner?
What's with the baboons arse mouth? How the hell is that suppose to be attractive?

V8mate

45,899 posts

188 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
What's with the lip liner?
Covers the weld seam.

Oldred_V8S

3,714 posts

237 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
But when I explained the money would go towards our cosmetic work, she was pleased for me." Georgina explains,

Let me just correct that:

But when I explained the money would go towards our cosmetic work, she was pleased for herself. Georgina explains,

Munter

31,319 posts

240 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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It's rare to see a photo that makes me physically recoil from the screen as I scroll through a thread. There's something very disturbing to my brain in that picture.

Disastrous

10,072 posts

216 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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The one on the right has had the bottom half of the Bo Selecta Craig David mask attached to her face.

WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
Is that the Emirates stadium in the background?

ApOrbital

9,939 posts

117 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Not sure you can see it from the Albert Dock.

Edited by ApOrbital on Monday 8th February 19:00

MrHorsepower

2,438 posts

137 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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A article in the local paper reported a stabbing, as it does more or less every week. The victim's name was Du'wayne. I could have told him he'd get stabbed if he goes around wielding a name like that.

Other members of his family named in the article were females of the species, one called Shurleene and the other called Tai'ler!

Negative Creep

24,942 posts

226 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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MrHorsepower said:
A article in the local paper reported a stabbing, as it does more or less every week. The victim's name was Du'wayne. I could have told him he'd get stabbed if he goes around wielding a name like that.

Other members of his family named in the article were females of the species, one called Shurleene and the other called Tai'ler!
Although I assume he was a real jack-the-lad who was good to his mum?



nicanary

9,749 posts

145 months

Monday 8th February 2016
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Negative Creep said:
MrHorsepower said:
A article in the local paper reported a stabbing, as it does more or less every week. The victim's name was Du'wayne. I could have told him he'd get stabbed if he goes around wielding a name like that.

Other members of his family named in the article were females of the species, one called Shurleene and the other called Tai'ler!
Although I assume he was a real jack-the-lad who was good to his mum?
......and promising footballer.

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