a bit council

[andy-xr]

NoNeed said:

Doors that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>






Don't let it hit you in the vagina on your way out

Who made you God round here? What makes you think you can decide whether I stay or go?

SkinnyPete said:

Lol.

What a load of crap, typical council entitlement attitude.

The world is what you make of it.

You, I kinda feel sad for. I ripped you, I'm sorry if you took it personally, you were a target of something that's been getting on my tits for a while. Your response still tells me you dont get it. Sorry mate. Not that I said it, but that you dont get it

St John Smythe said:

Are you sure that you shouldn't be posting this in the comments section after a Daily Mail article?

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

[jonah35]

How about a 'snobby middle class thread'?

Looking down your nose at others
Thinking that your leased Mercedes c200 is a shrewd choice whilst explaining to your wife the shaven headed chap in the overfinch Range Rover is clearly a drug dealer because he couldn't possibly have a better job than your middle management position.
Playing my child is better than yours without actually letting your children enjoy themselves
Having dinner parties and talking of house prices
Working so hard that your sex life does not exist but complaining about others having sex
Making your son play the cello when he really just wants a kick about with his friends
Sending your children to boarding school rather than spending time with them
Classing anyone that goes on holiday somewhere where there is sunshine but british people eg tenerife as ghastly whilst you go to experience the culture of a far away place whilst hiking into a mountain in misery
Not having Sky TV because it's council but reading a book every night instead
Eating mung beans and lentils rather than a burger and chips
Taking time to discuss the finer points of the shade of grey paint you will do the living room and making sure it's better than Jacob and Patricia's so they can be envious when they come to a boring dinner party rather than concentrating on enjoying yourselves as friends.
Moving away from your parents rather than living close together as a family

[WinstonWolf]

0a said:

Coloured wine glasses

I drink red from a Ravenhead glass tankard.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

This thread has certainly flushed out the chippier folk amongst us, along with those that inhabit an alternative dimension (one without much humour in it).

[jonah35]

Wearing tracksuit bottoms and SHOES like kickers at the same time.
A caravan in the front garden
Sovereigns

[ShiningWit]

jonah35 said:

How about a 'snobby middle class thread'?

You can always tell a 'Weekender' a mile off.


http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[ShiningWit]

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

[RobinBanks]

jonah35 said:

Sovereigns

As in the cigarettes? Or Jaguars? Or coins?

[ShiningWit]

RobinBanks said:

jonah35 said:

Sovereigns

As in the cigarettes? Or Jaguars? Or coins?

Rings.

[DoubleSix]

jonah35 said:

How about a 'snobby middle class thread'?


Not having Sky TV because it's council but reading a book every night instead

I love the way this snuck into you otherwise amusing list.

Reading eh? fking losers

[0a]

WinstonWolf said:

0a said:

Coloured wine glasses

I drink red from a Ravenhead glass tankard.

That's merely a practical / volume issue. I assume it is not coloured glass? Merely a tankard one would normally associate with beer?

'a bit alcohol dependent' perhaps?

[jonah35]

ShiningWit said:

jonah35 said:

How about a 'snobby middle class thread'?

You can always tell a 'Weekender' a mile off.


http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Ah sorry, didn't see it

[andy-xr]

ShiningWit said:

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

In a strange twist that's how I imagined you too, except I didn't firm up over it, not even a lazy lob-on, sorry

[RobinBanks]

0a said:

WinstonWolf said:

0a said:

Coloured wine glasses

I drink red from a Ravenhead glass tankard.

That's merely a practical / volume issue. I assume it is not coloured glass? Merely a tankard one would normally associate with beer?

'a bit alcohol dependent' perhaps?

"I don't want to be offensive as I grew up as an alcoholic"

[SkinnyPete]

ShiningWit said:

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

Just to wind up our resident moral arbiters: keeping the central heating off because you can't afford the bill

[J4CKO]

jonah35 said:

How about a 'snobby middle class thread'?

Looking down your nose at others
Thinking that your leased Mercedes c200 is a shrewd choice whilst explaining to your wife the shaven headed chap in the overfinch Range Rover is clearly a drug dealer because he couldn't possibly have a better job than your middle management position.
Playing my child is better than yours without actually letting your children enjoy themselves
Having dinner parties and talking of house prices
Working so hard that your sex life does not exist but complaining about others having sex
Making your son play the cello when he really just wants a kick about with his friends
Sending your children to boarding school rather than spending time with them
Classing anyone that goes on holiday somewhere where there is sunshine but british people eg tenerife as ghastly whilst you go to experience the culture of a far away place whilst hiking into a mountain in misery
Not having Sky TV because it's council but reading a book every night instead
Eating mung beans and lentils rather than a burger and chips
Taking time to discuss the finer points of the shade of grey paint you will do the living room and making sure it's better than Jacob and Patricia's so they can be envious when they come to a boring dinner party rather than concentrating on enjoying yourselves as friends.
Moving away from your parents rather than living close together as a family

That is what I was on about before, the middle classes need the piss taking as well, they love to "worthy" stuff, or more accurately love to be seen doing it, but secretly would rather go and watch Monster Trucks.

[RobinBanks]

SkinnyPete said:

ShiningWit said:

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

Just to wind up our resident moral arbiters: keeping the central heating off because you can't afford the bill

I do that! I'm happy to wear a jumper rather than a t shirt and shorts. Although I never wear shorts anyway.

[SkinnyPete]

RobinBanks said:

SkinnyPete said:

ShiningWit said:

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

Just to wind up our resident moral arbiters: keeping the central heating off because you can't afford the bill

I do that! I'm happy to wear a jumper rather than a t shirt and shorts. Although I never wear shorts anyway.

Oh me too, jumper, dressing gown, thick socks and a cup of tea. Unfortunately some posters think that certain comments are posted in a belittling manner when really its just a thread that pokes fun at everyone in some way.

[andy-xr]

SkinnyPete said:

RobinBanks said:

SkinnyPete said:

ShiningWit said:

andy-xr said:

I bet you had a wk after that one. You did, didnt you? A right good smirking Satisfaction wk

I must admit I did as well, I imagined you all red, huffing and puffing and it turned me right on.

Just to wind up our resident moral arbiters: keeping the central heating off because you can't afford the bill

I do that! I'm happy to wear a jumper rather than a t shirt and shorts. Although I never wear shorts anyway.

Oh me too, jumper, dressing gown, thick socks and a cup of tea. Unfortunately some posters think that certain comments are posted in a belittling manner when really its just a thread that pokes fun at everyone in some way.

Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11

[AAGR]

Having kids who smoke, in school uniform, on the way from home to the school bus stop.