a bit council

[Skodaku]

DoubleSix said:

Some great posts in here, I'll add:

- reading horoscopes;
- allowing dog off lead around kids in park;
- discussing what you're going to have for your next meal while eating;
- flavoured milk;
- calling supper "tea";
- eating "tea" at 18:00;
- being rude to people in service industries;
- talking loudly on public transport;

And worst of the lot...


- washing up bowls!

The "tea" thing is not necessarilt council. It's more a regional thing, as is having "Dinner" at around noon. Housing situation and income seem to play little part.

[DoubleSix]

Skodaku said:

DoubleSix said:

Some great posts in here, I'll add:

- reading horoscopes;
- allowing dog off lead around kids in park;
- discussing what you're going to have for your next meal while eating;
- flavoured milk;
- calling supper "tea";
- eating "tea" at 18:00;
- being rude to people in service industries;
- talking loudly on public transport;

And worst of the lot...


- washing up bowls!

The "tea" thing is not necessarilt council. It's more a regional thing, as is having "Dinner" at around noon. Housing situation and income seem to play little part.

You're wrong.

HTH

[CharlesdeGaulle]

andy-xr said:

Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11

You're a proper laugh aren't you? Do you ever see a funny side?

[andy-xr]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

andy-xr said:

Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11

You're a proper laugh aren't you? Do you ever see a funny side?

Sure I do, I wrote it above and you even quoted it. Listen harder or something, don't be thick

[Bullett]

Had my council tea.

chips (oven obviously)
beans (own brand)
fried egg

and a meat product, I have a chicken kiev type thing but chicken nuggets, fish fingers, turkey twizzlers etc. are all acceptable.

with ketchup.

On my lap in front of the tv.

Lovely.

[jas xjr]

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Bullett said:

Had my council tea.

chips (oven obviously)
beans (own brand)
fried egg

and a meat product, I have a chicken kiev type thing but chicken nuggets, fish fingers, turkey twizzlers etc. are all acceptable.

with ketchup.

On my lap in front of the tv.

Lovely.

Yes, but is it a big screen TV from bright house on a thousand per cent Apr ?

[Liquid Knight]

Moans about the RX8 being unreliable and thirst because the one they bought from a mate in the pub hadn't had an oil change or top up in 20,000 miles.

[BaronVonV8]

andy-xr said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

andy-xr said:

Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11

You're a proper laugh aren't you? Do you ever see a funny side?

Sure I do, I wrote it above and you even quoted it. Listen harder or something, don't be thick

I have no idea what this is about, but get off your high horse, you clearly do give a fk. If you didn't then you'd just shut the fk up, stop boring everyone and get on with your life. Stop crayoning over this thread and let everyone else get on with having a laugh.

Things that are Council:

Queuing up to get into a fast food chain.
Selling things to Cash Converters, then spending the cash in the bookies.
Tribal tattoos.
Going abroad and only drinking piss weak English/Australian lager.

[Bullett]

jas xjr said:

Yes, but is it a big screen TV from bright house on a thousand per cent Apr ?

Um 32" from JL, sorry to disappoint.

[Zod]

Bullett said:

Had my council tea.

chips (oven obviously)
beans (own brand)
fried egg

and a meat product, I have a chicken kiev type thing but chicken nuggets, fish fingers, turkey twizzlers etc. are all acceptable.

with ketchup.

On my lap in front of the tv.

Lovely.

Surely oven chips are a lot less council than having a deep fat fryer or a chip pan?

[R8VXF]

Bullett said:

Had my council tea.

chips (oven obviously)
beans (own brand)
fried egg

and a meat product, I have a chicken kiev type thing but chicken nuggets, fish fingers, turkey twizzlers etc. are all acceptable.

with ketchup.

On my lap in front of the tv.

Lovely.

Just going out for a rollup, then gonna whack a pizza in the oven and pour a glass of cheap whisky with ice and watch top gear on Netflix.

[jimbop1]

benjj said:

Child in a full football strip when just out and about.

Worse if it's a girl.

What?! That's just called being a child.

I've gone from thinking this is the worst thread on PH's to the best. I'm quite enjoying laughing at all these strange people.

[northwest monkey]

R8VXF said:

Just going out for a rollup, then gonna whack a pizza in the oven and pour a glass of cheap whisky with ice and watch top gear on Netflix.

Close but no cigar.

Proper council would be if you had used your neighbours Wi-Fi to download Top Gear from a torrent site onto a laptop you bought from "a bloke down the pub".

[jamiebae]

northwest monkey said:

R8VXF said:

Just going out for a rollup, then gonna whack a pizza in the oven and pour a glass of cheap whisky with ice and watch top gear on Netflix.

Close but no cigar.

Proper council would be if you had used your neighbours Wi-Fi to download Top Gear from a torrent site onto a laptop you bought from "a bloke down the pub".

And got the pizza delivered 'because you couldn't be arsed to cook'

[northwest monkey]

jamiebae said:

northwest monkey said:

R8VXF said:

Just going out for a rollup, then gonna whack a pizza in the oven and pour a glass of cheap whisky with ice and watch top gear on Netflix.

Close but no cigar.

Proper council would be if you had used your neighbours Wi-Fi to download Top Gear from a torrent site onto a laptop you bought from "a bloke down the pub".

And got the pizza delivered 'because you couldn't be arsed to cook'

Good point. And used an icepop because there are no icecubes.

[andy-xr]

BaronVonV8 said:

I have no idea what this is about, but get off your high horse, you clearly do give a fk.

About how I'm perceived, no I dont. I dont need to multi quote people who agree with me in order to look like I have some kind of support and agreement. I dont like how attitudes on here have become elitist in a really bad way that seems bent on making people look like s for things they have little or no control over. That's not how I thought PH was.

BaronVonV8 said:

If you didn't then you'd just shut the fk up, stop boring everyone and get on with your life.

Where better to challenge what I think is wrong than directly with the comments on the thread?

BaronVonV8 said:

Stop crayoning over this thread and let everyone else get on with having a laugh.

Yeah, I get the dig, the two small school references, how you're trying to make me appear a bit inferior to you by telling me what to do. Nice one Patronising Dad. What you've managed is the equivalent of 'I'm not listening, lahlahla I just want to grunt and point at stuff'.

[Marvtec]

Ignoring the recent thread troll above.

Littering, usually McDonald's wrappers, fag ends or empty cans of fosters
Having the wheelie bin overflowing whilst not bothering to recycle
Freestanding cookers

[Vizsla]

DoubleSix said:

Skodaku said:

DoubleSix said:

Some great posts in here, I'll add:

- reading horoscopes;
- allowing dog off lead around kids in park;
- discussing what you're going to have for your next meal while eating;
- flavoured milk;
- calling supper "tea";
- eating "tea" at 18:00;
- being rude to people in service industries;
- talking loudly on public transport;

And worst of the lot...


- washing up bowls!

The "tea" thing is not necessarilt council. It's more a regional thing, as is having "Dinner" at around noon. Housing situation and income seem to play little part.

You're wrong.

HTH

Sorry, couldn't hear a word you said once you sat down.

[BaronVonV8]

andy-xr said:

They're biting tonight. Wooooo! Thanks for dissecting everything I said, but you're looking too deep into it. I'll reiterate, you're boring. Nobody is interested in your towering erection of self-righteousness, this thread is amusing and if you take offence at it then don't read it. I dread to think how tedious and vapid the rest of your 10k posts have been. Hmm, 10,000 posts... step outside, go down the pub, smoke a rollie, whatever. You'll make yourself unwell if you don't get out of your box room and calm down old boy.

[Liquid Knight]

People who haven't got a clue who is playing looking forward to the Superbowl.