a bit council

[NelsonM3]

Parking your car on the pavement/grass verge as the driveway is already filled with your brothers/mothers/fathers/sisters/girlfriends/uncles/aunties/grandads/grandmas cars.

Rover 75 in the driveway.

[Mr E]

Mercury00 said:

Arctic roll. It's not a truck!

It was a pound. There may well be bits of truck in it.

[Liquid Knight]

People who watch Eddie Stobart Trucks and Truckers with an air of aspiration.

[Baz Tench]

BaronVonV8 said:

andy-xr said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

andy-xr said:

Ah, a cackle is forming. You're looking for solidarity and confirmation from others that it's OK to be a and drop in some digs. The thing is, I dont give a fk. Your humour indicator is somewhere at the Animal Cruelty level. People who think it's funny to kick st out of dogs for a laugh. That's roughly where your humour falls on me

The funny thing to me is, the fking German guy nailed humour better than you, he got it, and he comes from a place where Hasselhoff is a fashion icon

Edited by andy-xr on Saturday 24th January 18:11

You're a proper laugh aren't you? Do you ever see a funny side?

Sure I do, I wrote it above and you even quoted it. Listen harder or something, don't be thick

I have no idea what this is about, but get off your high horse, you clearly do give a fk. If you didn't then you'd just shut the fk up, stop boring everyone and get on with your life. Stop crayoning over this thread and let everyone else get on with having a laugh.

Things that are Council:

Queuing up to get into a fast food chain.
Selling things to Cash Converters, then spending the cash in the bookies.
Tribal tattoos.
Going abroad and only drinking piss weak English/Australian lager.

This makes me think of neighbours in string vests, warring over their mesh wire fence with rotten fence posts.

How dreadfully council.

[Neil H]

Liquid Knight said:

People who haven't got a clue who is playing looking forward to the Superbowl.

Not me, I can't wait to see the Patriots of New York play the Seattle Oildrillers! I'm hoping for lots of touchgoals!

[Pique]

Wearing an England football shirt on holiday...

[Cotty]

lord trumpton said:

Wearing coat hoods up

What if its raining or a bit cold out? Otherwise what is the point of a hood

[anonymous-user]

Having more than 1 teaspoon of sugar in tea, or more than two in coffee. Instant plebian.

[SkinnyPete]

Have we had 'walking around with your hands down your pants'?

[Biker's Nemesis]

SkinnyPete said:

Have we had 'walking around with your hands down your pants'?

Yeah, I bet they feel cocky doing that.

[DoubleSix]

Watching football
Talking about football
Supporting 'your' football team
Attending football matches
Wearing football merchandise
Idolising footballers

Football.

Nothing is more council than football.

[SkinnyPete]

DoubleSix said:

Watching football
Talking about football
Supporting 'your' football team
Attending football matches
Wearing football merchandise
Idolising footballers

Football.

Nothing is more council than football.

One team wins, the other gets violent.

[Biker's Nemesis]

DoubleSix said:

Watching football
Talking about football
Supporting 'your' football team
Attending football matches
Wearing football merchandise
Idolising footballers

Football.

Nothing is more council than football.

I'm with you there...


























....Bruth

[0a]

Washing up bowls

[DoubleSix]

Biker's Nemesis said:

....Bruth

Australian with a lisp?

[kev b]

Women smokers who hold their cigarette up by the side of their head, then exhale the smoke from the opposite corner of their mouths in an attempt to look sophisticated/prevent their newborn from choking on second-hand fumes.

[Biker's Nemesis]

0a said:

Washing up bowls

A what?

[DoubleSix]

0a said:

Washing up bowls

Keep up at the back.

[0a]

DoubleSix said:

0a said:

Washing up bowls

Keep up at the back.

Yes I just wanted to make sure. Very much 'a bit council'. Never trust someone with a washing up bowl. Even worse when they have multiple bowls.

[Biker's Nemesis]

DoubleSix said:

Australian with a lisp?

dixlextic, dyeltric, disnatry...


Can't spell!