a bit council

[HTP99]

Grandfondo said:

northwest monkey said:

DanielSan said:

kowalski655 said:

This certainly does!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931225/Mo...

I would.

Plenty have.

But only if you have a bbc!

Brilliant

[jas xjr]

LordJammy said:

Double barrel 1st names. Billie Jo, Beverly Anne etc. That and spelling your 1st name differently because it's 'younique' innit.
Amy becomes Aimee, Natasha Tashaa etc.

I work with a very nice young lady who I thought was called Emily. I was wrong , her name is Emerley.

[Matt_N]

Probably been posted but:

B&M shop
Asda

Both these shops are on a complex near my work and some of the creatures these places bring out of hiding is unreal.

Just where did they shop before?

[Morningside]

Matt_N said:

Probably been posted but:

B&M shop
Asda

Both these shops are on a complex near my work and some of the creatures these places bring out of hiding is unreal.

Just where did they shop before?

Tesco
QD



Rothman Cigarettes.
Special Brew.
Having any Stig merchandise.

[0a]

Vauxhalls

[nicanary]

Buckfast.

[oceanview]

Lads with "fussy" haircuts

Tattoos of any kind (actually, i think thats always been the case)

Bus users ( apart maybe central London)

[HTP99]

Just having a chat with the wife about the youngest's boyfriend, I think it is apt for this thread; the wife mentioned that he doesn't close his knife and fork when he has finished his meal; very council.

[RobinBanks]

LordJammy said:

Natasha

Naming your child Natasha or Tanya rather than Natalya or Tatyana.

[Sharted]

they call her natasha when she looks like elsie

[CharlesdeGaulle]

HTP99 said:

Just having a chat with the wife about the youngest's boyfriend, I think it is apt for this thread; the wife mentioned that he doesn't close his knife and fork when he has finished his meal; very council.

Possibly a bit council of you for not noticing it yourself?

I'm all over table manners like a hawk.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Same here, no swirling the spork around the plate under my roof.

[HTP99]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

HTP99 said:

Just having a chat with the wife about the youngest's boyfriend, I think it is apt for this thread; the wife mentioned that he doesn't close his knife and fork when he has finished his meal; very council.

Possibly a bit council of you for not noticing it yourself?

I'm all over table manners like a hawk.

Oh, I had noticed; I didn't want to come over as a snob so I hadn't mentioned it; my daughter does close her knife and fork though.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Same here, no swirling the spork around the plate under my roof.

I don't understand that, so you're obviously foreign. Therefore I'll do this in a proper Brit way: EAT NICELY YOU fkING HEATHEN.

[Vaud]

0a said:

Vauxhalls

VX220s excluded, I hope

[CharlesdeGaulle]

HTP99 said:

I didn't want to come over as a snob

Mate, that hasn't stopped or deterred any of us!

[Vaud]

HTP99 said:

Just having a chat with the wife about the youngest's boyfriend, I think it is apt for this thread; the wife mentioned that he doesn't close his knife and fork when he has finished his meal; very council.

And I learned something new - the "resting position" when eating in a restaurant...

http://www.professionalimagedress.com/dining-etiqu...

Though there is a lot of pretension around food. Providing someone doesn't talk with their mouth full and is polite, I'm not too worried. I grew up in an austere "no taking at meal times" Victorian-esque household so I've rebelled.

[NelsonM3]

Women who give their children names like Starlight or a five barrel middle name.


Liking those "Like if you think this is a disgrace" pictures on Facebook.

[Morningside]

Stars up the neck or behind the ear.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Vaud said:

http://www.professionalimagedress.com/dining-etiqu...

There is so very much wrong with that site, but I applaud their attempts to educate.