a bit council

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Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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thatguy11 said:
Agreed. Nothing says R.I.P. quite like a £3 bunch of Asda flowers sellotaped to a lamp post
Add in coming back every year to replace them, but they die and rot while attached to the tree, so putting a photo up of the deceased as well.
https://goo.gl/maps/KCs9x

It's not like most of these are done at dangerous corners where there might be a cause for saying it's a warning to others. This chap was in a 30 limit and hit a tree so hard it ripped his car into two pieces.

Edit: Oh and if you pan right, the ones on the lamp post on the other side are for another car going way over the limit and driving up the side of the house coming to rest on it's side. Wedged between house and bollard.

Edited by Munter on Friday 6th March 13:23

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Buying several Scratchcards and then checking them :

At the till.

Immediately on leaving the shop.

Or both.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Buying Scratchcards

Nuff said!

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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motco said:
Where do 'parlour' and 'drawing room' fit into this I wonder?
Do you not mean 'front room', lad?




nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Cliftonite said:
motco said:
Where do 'parlour' and 'drawing room' fit into this I wonder?
Do you not mean 'front room', lad?
Complete with antimicassars on t'sofa. Aspidistra in t'window, china mock-Stafford dogs on t'mantleplace.

zygalski

7,759 posts

145 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Murder.

CATD8H

157 posts

133 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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WD39 said:
Buying several Scratchcards and then checking them :

At the till.

Immediately on leaving the shop.

Or both.
Then throwing the torn up bits on the pavement outside the shop..

J4CKO

41,553 posts

200 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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nicanary said:
Cliftonite said:
motco said:
Where do 'parlour' and 'drawing room' fit into this I wonder?
Do you not mean 'front room', lad?
Complete with antimicassars on t'sofa. Aspidistra in t'window, china mock-Stafford dogs on t'mantleplace.
Or paintings of Staffies,

Not sure what it is with the poor Staff, they are lovely dogs but they do end up owned by the lower end of society, almost every family on "Benefits Britain" have one, usually two, sometimes more, I dont think the tv company bring them in specially so they must actually own them.

Like I said, lovely dogs, great with kids, very loyal but not sure I would have one with very small kids, in a tiny house when I have no money.

A lot will be really loved and well looked after but something must be wrong, go to any dogs home and it is full of Staffs or Staff crosses, they must be either letting them breed because they get out and arent speyed or getting bored and putting them in the dogs home, then you get the middle classes wanting to rehome a dog and they pass over all the Staffs as they see them as being a "chav dog" which is unfair to such a wonderful breed.

Also, some dont train or manage them well, Staffs can be dog aggressive and if this isnt trained out it can be a real problem, so many case of old ladies small dogs getting killed, usually by a Staff off its lead in a public place, ours got attacked by one, didnt get him but it was being walked by a woman who couldn't control it, they are fairly compact but so strong, I ended up with its lead wrapped round my leg as it tried to get mine, not sure what you can do when a Staff gets hold of something, they dont have lockable jaws, no such thing but they do have hugely powerful jaw muscles that make it seem that way. If I see young lads with a Staff, I do tend to give them a wide birth if I have ours with me.


nicanary

9,793 posts

146 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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I actually meant Staffordshire pottery dogs - a matching pair, which used to fetch big money in the antiques world if they were the real thing, but they're out of fashion now.

But I agree 100% about Staffordshire Terriers - they are lovely dogs and very misunderstood. I think the reason why "council" get them is because they look a bit like a pit-bull terrier, so they have the correct connotations, but don't actually need to be trained to fight. It's all part of the "look". Poor little buggers are never trained properly, often don't get enough exercise ("council" don't get off their arses too often) and I'm sure a lot of them don't get an adequate diet -just chips or pizza thrown at them from the settee. It's a crying shame as so many of them would make great family pets. It'll be generations before the stigma goes away.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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kowalski655 said:
Buying Scratchcards

Nuff said!
I don't think that buying scratchcards per se is council. I observe 'all types' of people ahead of me in the queue purchasing these items.

What I was highlighting, and thus entering the realms of council, was the sense of desperation of the purchaser where on receipt of said cards, immediately checking to see if it is a winner. It is almost looked upon as some kind of 'income' that will sustain until the next time.

Of course, we all know the odds against winning, and if we do it is usually only your stake back.

Uncle John

4,284 posts

191 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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A lot of Staffordshires end up in dogs homes because the pond life that get them expect them to be super aggressive pit bull types to get the "look" then find they are actually very mild mannered, they then ditch them and move on to a mastiff type dog.


KFC

3,687 posts

130 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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edit - yes i'm in mcdonalds with a staffie, does it get any more council biggrin



i look after this one as a foster sometimes, its soft as hell. I'd absolutely trust her out and about with kids/dogs etc way more than my own jack russell laugh

Edited by KFC on Saturday 7th March 12:37

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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On the Motorway, 12 year old green Jag X type saunters past me in the outside lane then cuts me up to make their junction. Their inclusion on this thread? Not only a baby onesie (someone will have to tell me their proper name...) sign on one side, but another on the opposite side in the style of the baby onboard signs, but "Grandchild Keilsa (personalised and in Italics) onboard"

The normal signs are bad enough!


anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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KFC said:



edit - yes i'm in mcdonalds with a staffie, does it get any more council biggrin



i look after this one as a foster sometimes, its soft as hell. I'd absolutely trust her out and about with kids/dogs etc way more than my own jack russell laugh

Edited by KFC on Saturday 7th March 12:37
Why did you stick a lambo badge on the dashboard of your barried up Corsa?

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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St John Smythe said:
Why did you stick a lambo badge on the dashboard of your barried up Corsa?
laugh


Allanv

3,540 posts

186 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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Why do they need to shout all the time? Are they all deaf?

It is annoying.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

190 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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Allanv said:
Why do they need to shout all the time? Are they all deaf?

It is annoying.
Because the world owes them, innit.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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motco

15,953 posts

246 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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Morningside said:
Just shows that even sprinkling glitter on a turd doesn't improve it!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Sunday 8th March 2015
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Owning a onesie.

Going out shopping or school run in a onesie.

Owning/wearing jeans with elasticated bottoms.

Tucking yr tracksuit bottoms into your socks.

Owing a tracksuit unless yr a professional sponsored athlete.



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