a bit council

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schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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austinsmirk said:
Owning a onesie.

Going out shopping or school run in a onesie.

Owning/wearing jeans with elasticated bottoms.

Tucking yr tracksuit bottoms into your socks.

Owing a tracksuit unless yr a professional sponsored athlete.
Using the abrv'n "yr"..?

smn159

12,448 posts

216 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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Huge American style fridge freezer in a small kitchen

Issi

1,782 posts

149 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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smn159 said:
Huge American style fridge freezer in a small kitchen
and covered with magnets from Florida.

PurpleTurtle

6,940 posts

143 months

Monday 9th March 2015
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smn159 said:
Huge American style fridge freezer in a small kitchen
Erm, http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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Refusing to mow the tiny strip of grass in front of the house,'Cos it's the councils job'.

(unless it's a quagmire due to parking).

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Tuesday 10th March 2015
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WD39 said:
mow the tiny strip.

(quagmire).
Giggity

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

257 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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schmunk said:
Giggity
Gershmoigen!

WD39

20,083 posts

115 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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My ex ( partner/boyfriend/husband/wife/etc)...Did...

Council conversations, shouting matches, start thus.







Edited by WD39 on Wednesday 11th March 12:01

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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WD39 said:
My ex ( partner/boyfriend/husband/wife/etc)...Did...

Council conversations, shouting matches, start thus.







Edited by WD39 on Wednesday 11th March 12:01
Is this to do with the idea that separated couples with ongoing disputes are council or are you of the idea that a couple should be betrothed at 12, married at 16 and then together for life and thus no one should have an ex?

lowdrag

12,869 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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My ex was in social services years back in Leicester. She told tales of no carpets or much else, but the biggest TV possible. But her best tale was that the staircase had been chopped up for firewood and replaced with a ladder.

nicanary

9,751 posts

145 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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lowdrag said:
My ex was in social services years back in Leicester. She told tales of no carpets or much else, but the biggest TV possible. But her best tale was that the staircase had been chopped up for firewood and replaced with a ladder.
I knew of a house with no bathing facilities - the bath had been lined with shelves of concrete and turned into an aquarium. As Lethal Bizzle would say - "True Story".

Perik Omo

1,883 posts

147 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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lowdrag said:
My ex was in social services years back in Leicester. She told tales of no carpets or much else, but the biggest TV possible. But her best tale was that the staircase had been chopped up for firewood and replaced with a ladder.
I've seen a house where an expensive oak parquet floor was ripped up and burned as firewood.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Using plates as ashtrays.

A few weeks ago I was at my mate's house and he didn't have an ashtray to hand so he used a piece of cabbage.

8Ace

2,681 posts

197 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Babies with pierced ears. We must have had this, surely.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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RobinBanks said:
Using plates as ashtrays.

A few weeks ago I was at my mate's house and he didn't have an ashtray to hand so he used a piece of cabbage.
Mmm tasty.......licknonoyuckhurlyes

lowdrag

12,869 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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Perik Omo said:
lowdrag said:
My ex was in social services years back in Leicester. She told tales of no carpets or much else, but the biggest TV possible. But her best tale was that the staircase had been chopped up for firewood and replaced with a ladder.
I've seen a house where an expensive oak parquet floor was ripped up and burned as firewood.
Ah, but can I trump you? The burned it in the middle of the room since there was no fireplace yikes

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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RobinBanks said:
A few weeks ago I was at my mate's house and he didn't have an ashtray to hand so he used a piece of cabbage.
Are you sure...?


Morningside

24,110 posts

228 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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lowdrag said:
Perik Omo said:
lowdrag said:
My ex was in social services years back in Leicester. She told tales of no carpets or much else, but the biggest TV possible. But her best tale was that the staircase had been chopped up for firewood and replaced with a ladder.
I've seen a house where an expensive oak parquet floor was ripped up and burned as firewood.
Ah, but can I trump you? The burned it in the middle of the room since there was no fireplace yikes
I heard of someone who dug a sandpit in their kitchen and another one who decided to extend their rooms by removing the internal walls. They caused about £30,000 of damage.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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schmunk said:
RobinBanks said:
A few weeks ago I was at my mate's house and he didn't have an ashtray to hand so he used a piece of cabbage.
Are you sure...?

That's a lovely dish, but sadly it was a leftover on his plate!

motco

15,919 posts

245 months

Wednesday 11th March 2015
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RobinBanks said:
schmunk said:
RobinBanks said:
A few weeks ago I was at my mate's house and he didn't have an ashtray to hand so he used a piece of cabbage.
Are you sure...?

That's a lovely dish, but sadly it was a leftover on his plate!
He could have simply flicked it on the floor...

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