a bit council

[Burwood]

soad said:

Squawk1066 said:

Lewis Hamilton's gold chain.

I assume it's thick enough to chain a dog?

Can't be arsed to look it up, he dresses like a fkwit too.

correct- must weight 1.5 kg

[myvision]

Burwood said:

soad said:

Squawk1066 said:

Lewis Hamilton's gold chain.

I assume it's thick enough to chain a dog?

Can't be arsed to look it up, he dresses like a fkwit too.

correct- must weight 1.5 kg

Isn't that Gangsta though so not council?

[myvision]

double post now that's council.

[Monkeylegend]

Burwood said:

soad said:

Squawk1066 said:

Lewis Hamilton's gold chain.

I assume it's thick enough to chain a dog?

Can't be arsed to look it up, he dresses like a fkwit too.

correct- must weight 1.5 kg

He must have forgotten to take if off for todays race.

[Dermot O'Logical]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32101476

No further questions, m'lud.

[soad]

Dermot O'Logical said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32101476

No further questions, m'lud.

'We married in our local supermarket'

A couple have married in the supermarket where they used to go on dates together.

Rebecca Wooller and Blake Green walked down a shopping aisle at their branch of Morrisons in Cambourne, Cambridgeshire.

''We've got special memories of happy days together here,'' they said after their wedding.

Classy!

[smileymikey]

soad said:

Dermot O'Logical said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32101476

No further questions, m'lud.

'We married in our local supermarket'

A couple have married in the supermarket where they used to go on dates together.

Rebecca Wooller and Blake Green walked down a shopping aisle at their branch of Morrisons in Cambourne, Cambridgeshire.

''We've got special memories of happy days together here,'' they said after their wedding.

Classy!

No thats near middle class....Proper council would rather work for a living than shop anywhere other than Asda.

I did hear locally that an undercover police officer was unmasked when he used a Morrisons "Match and More" loyalty card to rack out the lines of cheap coke at a party...Its the little details that give you away

[BigBen]

smileymikey said:

soad said:

Dermot O'Logical said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32101476

No further questions, m'lud.

'We married in our local supermarket'

A couple have married in the supermarket where they used to go on dates together.

Rebecca Wooller and Blake Green walked down a shopping aisle at their branch of Morrisons in Cambourne, Cambridgeshire.

''We've got special memories of happy days together here,'' they said after their wedding.

Classy!

No thats near middle class....Proper council would rather work for a living than shop anywhere other than Asda.

I did hear locally that an undercover police officer was unmasked when he used a Morrisons "Match and More" loyalty card to rack out the lines of cheap coke at a party...Its the little details that give you away

I was at that wedding, not as a guest but knew it was going on so went for a look. I have to somewhat defend the couple in question they both scrubbed up well and aside from oddly being in Morrisons it was pretty much like any other wedding albeit a bit more interesting than one in a church. Don't think that would be my choice of venue but it was something a bit fun and different to the norm.

And yes I know going into Morrisons makes me de facto council.

[RobinBanks]

PaulG40 said:

http://m.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Parents-admit-negl...

"A NUNSTHORPE home became infested with flies, smelled of urine and the contents of a baby's nappy were smeared on the walls"


These lot are my close council neighbours (i'm privately owned). Don't worry though... they rake in £40K a year in benefits. He has two cars but no licence, pays £2k provisional insurance on each car. Had a £9K inheritance awarded to him which he blew up the wall on a huge TV. They've more gadgets in the house than Bill Gates!

Someone owns you privately or owns your privates?

[lowdrag]

BigBen said:

And yes I know going into Morrisons makes me de facto council.

Nah mate, not at all, "Defecate" is council, but "de facto" is a classier way of saying it in my book.

[Evoluzione]

Shouting when you are supposed to be talking to someone who is stood next to you.

[WD39]

Looking longingly at your hocked goods in Cash Converters Window.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

WD39 said:

Looking longingly at your hocked goods in Cash Converters Window.

Knowing what this means.

[AlexRS2782]

Copied over from the Crappy Reg plates thread:

Number 5 said:

Some chav spotting here:

1) A car with a st number plate

2) Someone wearing a onesie in public at the fuel station

[Flat6er]

Buying fuel from a supermarket petrol station.

[northwest monkey]

Flat6er said:

Buying fuel from a supermarket petrol station.

Meh. I not only filled up at Tesco last week, I also used a Clubcard to get 20p off a litre

[Morningside]

northwest monkey said:

Flat6er said:

Buying fuel from a supermarket petrol station.

Meh. I not only filled up at Tesco last week, I also used a Clubcard to get 20p off a litre

Clubcard? CLUBCARD! How council is that

[vtecyo]

Pronouncing "th" as "f".

Thuck oth.

[fausTVR]

vtecyo said:

Pronouncing "th" as "f".

Thuck oth.

Like Paul Merton, Damon Albarn or Harry Metcalf. Great and intelligent blokes but this seems odd.

[northwest monkey]

Morningside said:

northwest monkey said:

Flat6er said:

Buying fuel from a supermarket petrol station.

Meh. I not only filled up at Tesco last week, I also used a Clubcard to get 20p off a litre

Clubcard? CLUBCARD! How council is that