a bit council

[shakotan]

WD39 said:

My late father was Charles.
Far too posh.
When first dating my mother he said his name was Ray.
Much closer to his working class, postman, roots.
Known as Ray for the rest of his life.

This him?

[austinsmirk]

The wife's cousin married the roughest woman you could ever set your eyes on; she was ugly, fat, rough, common and a horrible person, I distinctly remember; at the toast, she had a champagne flute full of blue WKD.

[/quote]


Thats epic !

actually a typical related thing is to have a serious domestic or fight at a wedding: resulting in bride/groom etc being imprisoned for the night.

I read of one recently where the entire wedding ending in a fight due to a person being accused of taking a chicken drumstick either too early, or taking too many.

[Megaflow]

Big Rod said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/the-15-thin...

1.5.

I have both colours of sauce and half the front garden, its a very small front garden, has been paved. But it has been paved for motorbike parking, not 4x4 parking.

[CoolC]

Megaflow said:

Big Rod said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/the-15-thin...

1.5.

I have both colours of sauce and half the front garden, its a very small front garden, has been paved. But it has been paved for motorbike parking, not 4x4 parking.

Only 2 for me. Both sauces and the over sized Sports Direct mug

Oh the shame

[gus607]

Even graves can be council.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Cruel-thieves-steal-...

[jdw1234]

I thought of this thread on the weekend.

I was in traffic behind a VW Amarok with a trailer carrying 2 jet-skis.

I expect he was off home to get into the hottub or to enjoy supermarket lager using a gas barbeque whilst wearing a football team shirt.

[AlasdairMc]

ShiningWit said:

Swearing. If you cannot express yourself without swearing you live or belong on a Council estate.

Or you are Scottish

[SilverSixer]

jdw1234 said:

to enjoy supermarket lager using a gas barbeque whilst wearing a football team shirt.

Oh dear. I fear I have been revealed. It's often Lidl lager, too. Although my football team of choice is easily the least council amongst all football teams (Fulham), I do accept that to the untrained eye any football shirt is, indeed, council. Love my gas BBQ.

No pick up trucks or jet skis though.

[KFC]

gus607 said:

Even graves can be council.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Cruel-thieves-steal-...

Its perhaps a bit mean to pick on that one... if it helps a 7 year old girl cope with the death of her 4 year old brother then fair enough.



The dads tattoos though...

[jdw1234]

SilverSixer said:

jdw1234 said:

to enjoy supermarket lager using a gas barbeque whilst wearing a football team shirt.

Oh dear. I fear I have been revealed. It's often Lidl lager, too. Although my football team of choice is easily the least council amongst all football teams (Fulham), I do accept that to the untrained eye any football shirt is, indeed, council. Love my gas BBQ.

No pick up trucks or jet skis though.

hehe Don't wory. I love lager.

I am pretty council though!!

[jas xjr]

KFC said:

gus607 said:

Even graves can be council.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Cruel-thieves-steal-...

Its perhaps a bit mean to pick on that one... if it helps a 7 year old girl cope with the death of her 4 year old brother then fair enough.



The dads tattoos though...

Its OK now,probably will not happen again,they have tied all the toys down with ribbon

[irocfan]

CoolC said:

Megaflow said:

Big Rod said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/the-15-thin...

1.5.

I have both colours of sauce and half the front garden, its a very small front garden, has been paved. But it has been paved for motorbike parking, not 4x4 parking.

Only 2 for me. Both sauces and the over sized Sports Direct mug

Oh the shame

that's worrying - I wasn't aware that there were only 2 types of sauce

[RobinBanks]

If Clubcards are council, then I must be.
I have one and my mother uses my spare one - she for what ever reason doesn't trust them so I get her points

[lowdrag]

Found newly minted BiL of then current England football captain rogering the bridesmaid behind the restaurant - on his wedding day. Never saw him again after he spent 9 months inside.

[SpeckledJim]

Inside what?

[soad]

SpeckledJim said:

Inside what?

Sounds like jail prison?

[Tallow]

soad said:

SpeckledJim said:

Inside what?

Sounds like jail prison?

Either that or he's got great stamina!

[lowdrag]

It was a very long wedding And yes, he was entertained by Her Majesty.

[RobinBanks]

Have I read this wrong or did he go to prison for having sex with a bridesmaid?

[RammyMP]

RobinBanks said:

Have I read this wrong or did he go to prison for having sex with a bridesmaid?

Was she12?