a bit council

[lickatysplit]

Jim the Sunderer said:

Big television mounted on the wall
Trampolines
Ugly children

ouch, I have a trampoline and a big TV on the wall, but in a 40x40ft (or was it metres) room a 32 inch TV would look tiny

[lowdrag]

I wish I'd left out the "inside" comment! My bad, as the thread title would have me say. No, she was rather tasty, the bridesmaid. It was for a completely separate matter that he was entertained by Her Majesty, and a while later. But the wedding behaviour I found rather "council", n'est ce pas?

[WD39]

shakotan said:

WD39 said:

My late father was Charles.
Far too posh.
When first dating my mother he said his name was Ray.
Much closer to his working class, postman, roots.
Known as Ray for the rest of his life.

This him?

Separated at birth.

[Chlamydia]

irocfan said:

that's worrying - I wasn't aware that there were only 2 types of sauce

Off topic but when I was in Qatar working on a US Airbase I mentioned Brown sauce and the Yanks were laughing that we describe a sauce by its colour not flavour, so I got some sent out. They loved it! It was as if they'd just discovered the ultimate food stuff. When I left they were having regular shipments sent out from the UK

[Megaflow]

How about this:

Plastic garden furniture.
In the front garden.
With a Red Stripe pub parasol.

Classy...

[Studio117]

Pizza Express pizza and pint cans of stella(no glass).

[BigBen]

Megaflow said:

How about this:

Plastic garden furniture.
In the front garden.
With a Red Stripe pub parasol.

Classy...

I will raise you indoor furniture in the front garden.....

[kowalski655]

Hands down the front of trackie botttoms,playing with your bits! Yuk!

[Munter]

kowalski655 said:

Hands down the front of trackie botttoms,playing with your bits! Yuk!

They are trying to look cool by suggesting they are carrying a gun. Is like wot US gangsta's do init to sho na messin wit meh. You get me blood?

[BritishRacinGrin]

Running with the outdoor furniture theme, one of those white injection moulded parasol bases which you fill with water or sand.

[austinsmirk]

well as someone who works in social housing, I can now confirm on our housing estates, the weather is so good that our tenants do indeed have their fabric and faux leather 3 piece suites on their front lawns, pushing down the 3' high grass.

house speakers are stuffed through front windows, or even the soundbars from the TV.

cheap lager is awash and the girls look like they are dressed for a bubble party in ibiza.

me thinks 9 months from now, we will see yet another baby boom.

give it 15 years, those kids can aspire to be grandparents.

The oh so athletic yoofs, showing their "tribal tattoos" off to great aplomb.

Oh and we are awash with unhelmeted scrotes on quad bikes hooning about.

might as well get the stonemasons to start making the plaques to put at the side of the road, in memorium of Bradley/Kyle/Naz about, how at 15, what a lovely father he was to his child and how he was thinking of going on a training course for his career.

[j4ckos mate]

Ive always like the old X5's.

until this morning,
pulled upto one at the lights, private plate big petrol engine, woman trying to suck a tennis ball through a fag, on her phone.

put me right off those now, i used to like them as well

[jas xjr]

j4ckos mate said:

Ive always like the old X5's.

until this morning,
pulled upto one at the lights, private plate big petrol engine, woman trying to suck a tennis ball through a fag, on her phone.

put me right off those now, i used to like them as well

What? Women that smoke?

[nicanary]

j4ckos mate said:

Ive always like the old X5's.

until this morning,
pulled upto one at the lights, private plate big petrol engine, woman trying to suck a tennis ball through a fag, on her phone.

put me right off those now, i used to like them as well

Council 4X4 of choice is usually an imported Japmobile, complete with over-tinted windows and budget tyres of unmatched manufacture. That is, if the tyres are actually legal. They seem to be able to buy the vehicle, but not cover the running costs.

[j4ckos mate]

nicanary said:

Council 4X4 of choice is usually an imported Japmobile, complete with over-tinted windows and budget tyres of unmatched manufacture. That is, if the tyres are actually legal. They seem to be able to buy the vehicle, but not cover the running costs.

nailed on

[Cotty]

austinsmirk said:

well as someone who works in social housing, I can now confirm on our housing estates, the weather is so good that our tenants do indeed have their fabric and faux leather 3 piece suites on their front lawns, pushing down the 3' high grass.

house speakers are stuffed through front windows, or even the soundbars from the TV.

cheap lager is awash and the girls look like they are dressed for a bubble party in ibiza.

Sound like fun to me, where do I sign?

[Munter]

Cotty said:

austinsmirk said:

well as someone who works in social housing, I can now confirm on our housing estates, the weather is so good that our tenants do indeed have their fabric and faux leather 3 piece suites on their front lawns, pushing down the 3' high grass.

house speakers are stuffed through front windows, or even the soundbars from the TV.

cheap lager is awash and the girls look like they are dressed for a bubble party in ibiza.

Sound like fun to me, where do I sign?

On the sex offenders register I'd expect...

[Don1]

Munter said:

On the sex offenders register I'd expect...

[AAGR]

Recently - waitress (20-ish, I guess) in a café had a lot of spray-on tan, the tide mark being obvious at her hairline. And a 'Croydon face-lift' pony-tail too. The accent was pure Essex combined with the Aussie-like rising inflection at the end of every statement.

Well, it was in Billericay, after all ....

Edited by AAGR on Friday 10th April 22:08

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