a bit council

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wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Thursday 23rd April 2015
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AlRaven said:
Radios on in the garden on hot days. Unless you live a mile from your neighbours.
Unless it is Radio 4? Perhaps cricket?

I'd have thought Radio 4 in low in the potting shed would be OK.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Thursday 23rd April 2015
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You should see the splendor of a horse drawn funeral on an estate for nan. Or equally for Bradley who has just binned his quad bike into a lamppost.

As they await the knees up in the flat top roof pub.


Also: any cars with monster energy stickers on, animal/ tribal stickers, or "I'm an Eddie spotter ".

Perhaps the last might provoke debate, but without a doubt, being s member and collecting toy trucks in yr flat is 100% council.

Especially as the chances of a truck even coming onto yr estate is nil.

oakdale

1,804 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd April 2015
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Abbreviating your to yr.

smileymikey

1,446 posts

227 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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wildcat45 said:
AlRaven said:
Radios on in the garden on hot days. Unless you live a mile from your neighbours.
Unless it is Radio 4? Perhaps cricket?

I'd have thought Radio 4 in low in the potting shed would be OK.
A neighbour asked us to turn down womans hour, because she wants to garden in peace.....I'm thinking about holding a trampoline party now

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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wildcat45 said:
(The following should be read in a Geordie accent.)

"Oooo Noooo Micky's been hit by a Metroo!*)

I responded that was terrible news asking if he was an engineering worker or something. Her response:

"Noooo he's only fawateen. He was probably on the rob for cables." "Eee the Metroo dryva shudder been looking where he was gannen" "Tha coppaz should arrest that bastad."
rofl

Dog Star

16,143 posts

169 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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wildcat45 said:
I'd have thought Radio 4 in low in the potting shed would be OK.
Indeed - my OH has a radio (on Radio 4) in the greenhouse. And a massive bottle of sherry.

austinsmirk said:
You should see the splendor of a horse drawn funeral on an estate for nan. Or equally for Bradley who has just binned his quad bike into a lamppost.

As they await the knees up in the flat top roof pub.
rofl

Pieman68

4,264 posts

235 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Adenauer said:
wildcat45 said:
(The following should be read in a Geordie accent.)

"Oooo Noooo Micky's been hit by a Metroo!*)

I responded that was terrible news asking if he was an engineering worker or something. Her response:

"Noooo he's only fawateen. He was probably on the rob for cables." "Eee the Metroo dryva shudder been looking where he was gannen" "Tha coppaz should arrest that bastad."
rofl
Seems fair enough, if he was watching where he was going he could have swerved or made an emergency stop wink

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Pieman68 said:
Adenauer said:
wildcat45 said:
(The following should be read in a Geordie accent.)

"Oooo Noooo Micky's been hit by a Metroo!*)

I responded that was terrible news asking if he was an engineering worker or something. Her response:

"Noooo he's only fawateen. He was probably on the rob for cables." "Eee the Metroo dryva shudder been looking where he was gannen" "Tha coppaz should arrest that bastad."
rofl
Seems fair enough, if he was watching where he was going he could have swerved or made an emergency stop wink
I think the correct advice is never to swerve to try an avoid hitting a wild animal with your vehicle.

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Steamer said:
shakotan said:
Reminds me, I was driving through Sunbury, saw a couple of kids bouncing on a trampoline on a first floor flat roof terrace aboce a shop...

Classy.
That also reminds me - Pubs with a flat roof.

We've probably had that one already, but extra 'council' points for the number of alsatians up there and Union Jacks for no apparent reason other than decoration.
Which brings me to another one, people calling the Union Flag a Union 'Jack' when it's not on a ship. wink

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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shakotan said:
Which brings me to another one, people calling the Union Flag a Union 'Jack' when it's not on a ship. wink
The Flag Institute disagrees with you...

Mafffew

2,149 posts

112 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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wildcat45 said:
My mate shagged her in my bed when I mistakenly lent him the house when I was away on business.
Very council

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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schmunk said:
shakotan said:
Which brings me to another one, people calling the Union Flag a Union 'Jack' when it's not on a ship. wink
The Flag Institute disagrees with you...
...and the official British Monarchy page disagrees with that...

http://www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchUK/Symbols/UnionJac...

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Prefab houses.

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Morningside said:
Prefab houses.
Mostly gone now, but a lot of supposedly temporary steel frame council houses built after the war are still going. My (late) grandparents were told that theirs would be demolished and replaced with a proper house in 10 years, but they're all still there...

https://goo.gl/maps/f4KNY

EDIT: Just noticed there's a bloody great oil patch on every parking place in that image! Now that's council.



cheesesliceking

1,571 posts

241 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Posters in windows notifiying people of their political views.

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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shakotan said:
schmunk said:
shakotan said:
Which brings me to another one, people calling the Union Flag a Union 'Jack' when it's not on a ship. wink
The Flag Institute disagrees with you...
...and the official British Monarchy page disagrees with that...

http://www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchUK/Symbols/UnionJac...
Oh, no it doesn't.

Zelda Pinwheel

500 posts

199 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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I'm surprised this hasn't surfaced here yet:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/st-georges-day-and-...


RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Zelda Pinwheel said:
I'm surprised this hasn't surfaced here yet:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/st-georges-day-and-...
Probably because it's just as st as everything else from that website.

ChemicalChaos

10,400 posts

161 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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This tinder profile. And who the fk sets a random logo as their display picture?


anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
This tinder profile. And who the fk sets a random logo as their display picture?

Is Tinder a bit council?
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