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Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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GravelMachineGun said:
ChemicalChaos said:
This tinder profile. And who the fk sets a random logo as their display picture?

Is Tinder a bit council?
<3 equals council.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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What does 'Ceebs' mean anyway? Is it not a children's tv channel?

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Just reads as a load of random letters to me, how the hell do you translate that?
Thank god I am an old git if this is how you find women nowadays.

soad

32,906 posts

177 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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GravelMachineGun said:
What does 'Ceebs' mean anyway? Is it not a children's tv channel?
Can't be bothered. wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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soad said:
Can't be bothered. wink
I am even more confused.
How?

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Isn't calling a prefab house 'council', about as redundant as calling a Council house a bit 'council'?

soad

32,906 posts

177 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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GravelMachineGun said:
soad said:
Can't be bothered. wink
I am even more confused.
How?
Ceebs is simple response that means a person is busy or does not want to be bothered. It evolved from the acronym CBF.
http://pc.net/slang/meaning/ceebs

wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Is tinder a prostitute site?

wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Is tinder a prostitute site?

soad

32,906 posts

177 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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wildcat45 said:
Is tinder a prostitute site?
Tinder review: a woman's perspective
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10317...

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
This tinder profile. And who the fk sets a random logo as their display picture?

Did you swipe left or right?

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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I cannot even understand that person's tinder statement.

As a note on how society has declined, educationally:

I've seen old rehousing applications from the 1940's, 50's in old tenant files.

They are beautifully written, in school taught copperplate, in ink.

Yes occasionally there is the odd spelling or grammar mistake: but on the whole excellent.

I spent some 14 years being in charge of a cities homeless, rehousing services etc.

Trust me, your typical applicant can convey nothing through the written medium now.

Emails and text's sent in are hilarious and like the tinder thing, unfathomable.

Written letters barely occur- its not something this sector of society does.

Actual rehousing applications now- well they look like a drunk spider has walked through an ink well and just decided to have a go at doing a few spider letters.

I have seen parents fail to spell their own children's names, even more so when they have given them some stupid spelling: "Sharmarley" et al.


I saw a message on a rent account today:

Tnt owes us £1000 in rent, not due to working, but because as normal they can never be bothered completing a housing benefit form. But she is now further in debt as of today for signing up with Bright house for an x box and a flat screen TV.

yes because I'll skip my mortgage this month because I fancy the same.

however as long as you have children, you are untouchable.

The state will provide................

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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austinsmirk said:
I cannot even understand that person's tinder statement.

As a note on how society has declined, educationally:

I've seen old rehousing applications from the 1940's, 50's in old tenant files.

They are beautifully written, in school taught copperplate, in ink.

Yes occasionally there is the odd spelling or grammar mistake: but on the whole excellent.

I spent some 14 years being in charge of a cities homeless, rehousing services etc.

Trust me, your typical applicant can convey nothing through the written medium now.

Emails and text's sent in are hilarious and like the tinder thing, unfathomable.

Written letters barely occur- its not something this sector of society does.

Actual rehousing applications now- well they look like a drunk spider has walked through an ink well and just decided to have a go at doing a few spider letters.

I have seen parents fail to spell their own children's names, even more so when they have given them some stupid spelling: "Sharmarley" et al.


I saw a message on a rent account today:

Tnt owes us £1000 in rent, not due to working, but because as normal they can never be bothered completing a housing benefit form. But she is now further in debt as of today for signing up with Bright house for an x box and a flat screen TV.

yes because I'll skip my mortgage this month because I fancy the same.

however as long as you have children, you are untouchable.

The state will provide................
I am so, so, tempted to go through your post highlighting the S, P & G errors...

wink

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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austinsmirk said:
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however as long as you have children, you are untouchable.
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Yes, this is true. I remember going to the dole office a few years back and they told me that the problem is that they CAN stop their benefits but all they do is go round the corner to income support, claim they have a couple of kids and the benefit is re-started.

wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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schmunk said:
I am so, so, tempted to go through your post highlighting the S, P & G errors...

wink
U wd b a r8 cnt 4 doin th t

How do these morons do it. It was so hard to type. My phone was going into autocorrect overdrive.

NelsonM3

1,687 posts

172 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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Drinking imitation Red Bull Energy drinks (Monster, Lamborghini, Rockstar) before 11 am in the morning.

wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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NelsonM3 said:
Drinking imitation Red Bull Energy drinks (Monster, Lamborghini, Rockstar) before 11 am in the morning.
Ah, I am council then. I bought some Monsterr at about 1045 yesterday while visiting a northern town.

While queuing to buy said council drink, I realised I was in a council shop. It was one of those big newsagent type places that sells huge amounts of confectionary, end of line big baskets of chocolate bars and the like. Also wolf type artwork - you know in the style you see on spare wheel carriers on 4x4s as already mentioned.

This council shop also had for some odd reason a small shelf of toiletries.

Two tills with a shop worker instructing the customer to go to one till if they were paying for something they had just picked up.....The other till, for the really council people was where the biggest queue was. They all appeared o be paying for their utilities. When they'd done this, most asked for cigarettes.

Harrods food hall it was not.


austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Saturday 25th April 2015
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I care little for my spelling when posting via my mobile !!

smile


wildcat45

8,076 posts

190 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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My quest to track down counciality continues. ASDA last night in a northern town.

I think this ticks a lot of PH prejudice boxes.

Dog Star

16,144 posts

169 months

Sunday 26th April 2015
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Getting taken to and from the supermarket in a taxi.

Using one of those supermarket provided electric invalid chariots when you're just a fat, lazy chav, wheezing from your forty Bensons a day.

Which reminds me - a life of unemployment ages people fast: when I used to work for the Jobcentre I'd see some people who I assumed were in their 60s or a bad 50-odd. They were often in their 30s and had never worked.
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