a bit council

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RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Monday 1st June 2015
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HOGEPH said:
Substituting the letter a for the letter u, for example;

"Oi, ya facking cant"
That's just Alan Partridge with the South African bloke

"No Alan, you can't!"
"Well there's no need for that!

NeMiSiS said:
poor Santa hung by his sack from the telephone cable, just swinging in the wind.

Ouch!

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

188 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Squawk1066 said:
This, for your wedding.

Looks good fun to me.

wildcat45

8,056 posts

188 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Portable Indian palace. Looks like a cracking idea for one of those pop up restaurants:

wildcat45

8,056 posts

188 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Portable Indian palace. Looks like a cracking idea for one of those pop up restaurants:

AllyBee

313 posts

153 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Having been camping at the weekend (which may be construed as being council in its own right), I would like nominate owning a static caravan.

AstonZagato

12,650 posts

209 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I always think that having a bar in your house, with optics and other pub paraphernalia, is "council made good"

Axionknight

8,505 posts

134 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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AllyBee said:
Having been camping at the weekend (which may be construed as being council in its own right), I would like nominate owning a static caravan.
Static caravans are the very essence of council to my mind, burn 'em all!

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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NeMiSiS said:
Houses with front doors that seem to be permanently wide open along with single Mum tenants legs.

Edited by NeMiSiS on Tuesday 2nd June 11:56
Just the legs? confused

RizzoTheRat

25,084 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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wildcat45 said:
So what does that make the Post Code Lottery?
I get occasional e-mails about the "People's Postcode Lottery", I'd assumed they were phishing scams and hadn't realised it was a real thing biggrin

55palfers

5,892 posts

163 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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The Daily mail never fails to delight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...

nicanary

9,750 posts

145 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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"Council" have wheelie bins with no lids. (How the hell do they get broken off? Trying to slam them shut when they're filled with bottles/cans/pizza boxes/fag packets/unwanted kids/unwanted pets/pieces of trampoline/pieces of static caravans............?)

(PS tabloid report today that a kid has been taken into care because the parents smoked in his/her prescence. The room was wreathed in smoke, and the kid's clothes reeked of it. Smoking inside is archtypical council.)

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

202 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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55palfers said:
The Daily mail never fails to delight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...
Has she left one of the kids out?

55palfers

5,892 posts

163 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Shaw Tarse said:
55palfers said:
The Daily mail never fails to delight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...
Has she left one of the kids out?
I dread to think where that name might be....

Axionknight

8,505 posts

134 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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55palfers said:
The Daily mail never fails to delight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...
My word, that is trashy. There will be a family feud ahoy in fifteen years too and then she's stuck with the name and date of birth of a child who despises her inked onto one of her knockers.

As thick as mince.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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55palfers said:
Shaw Tarse said:
55palfers said:
The Daily mail never fails to delight.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...
Has she left one of the kids out?
I dread to think where that name might be....
Well if he's called Bob.....

RizzoTheRat

25,084 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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I like the way nobody's actually read the article though biggrin

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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nicanary said:
"Council" have wheelie bins with no lids. (How the hell do they get broken off? Trying to slam them shut when they're filled with bottles/cans/pizza boxes/fag packets/unwanted kids/unwanted pets/pieces of trampoline/pieces of static caravans............?)

(PS tabloid report today that a kid has been taken into care because the parents smoked in his/her prescence. The room was wreathed in smoke, and the kid's clothes reeked of it. Smoking inside is archtypical council.)
My dad has smoked inside since he started and he's not council.

I smoke inside if it's my home or the home of a good friend and it's agreed. Most of my friends smoke though

Cotty

39,389 posts

283 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Childrens names tattood on her breasts, got to be a bit council.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...

Adenauer

18,564 posts

235 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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Cotty said:
Childrens names tattood on her breasts, got to be a bit council.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3105871/...
Really?

REALLY?????????????????????
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