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HOGEPH said:
Substituting the letter a for the letter u, for example;
"Oi, ya facking cant"
I was out recently early morning after a session in town standing near the taxi rank , talking to a proper chav woman early forties and her equally chavvy daughter, mother sees a doorman she knows and without a hint of self consciousness and in front of said daughter , shouts to him 'gereeeeer ya cant I wanna shag ya' , "Oi, ya facking cant"
Cliftonite said:
Parking on 'amenity' green areas.
Eight years of saving and accepting a fifty grand loss we finally escaped.
PurpleTurtle said:
Just got back from a week in Spain. On the outbound flight the pwoppa cockney geezer sat next to me was wearing grey marl joggers, white Adidas trainers and a polo shirt. The look said 'council' (TBH he was a bit council, although very entertaining) but I couldn't a) help but think of this thread and b) think he was probably the most comfortable bloke on the plane, whereas the rest of the passengers aboard the Easyjet* to Murcia were dressed up in their Sunday best like some bygone age.
Yeah, I know, Easyjet, council
Was there applause when the plane landed?Yeah, I know, Easyjet, council
I've experienced that on a flight to Sharm, but not when I went to the Maldives.
One spotted today - a tumble dryer exhaust hose coming out of the window.
Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
csd19 said:
One spotted today - a tumble dryer exhaust hose coming out of the window.
Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
A lot of detail, are we to assume you are council?Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
schmunk said:
LordJammy said:
People who smoke
t.Where can I buy some track suits on a Sunday?
Any urban Scot who is not middle class.
I say urban, becasuse there are plenty of decent non Middle class Scots in rural areas.
Get yourself amingst the lower orders from Glasgow and the surrounding council areas and the noise, swearing and general counciality it unbelievable.
Most are actually nice folks. Kind and very often polite. Not horrible like English Chavs, but they take being rough to new levels.
I talk from experience. My folks had a static caravan (Possibly council to some) at a place in SW Scotland. . Beautiful place, nice locals and some very nice respectable owners. When the folks from Glasgow and surrounding areas rocked up, the noise levels trebled, Scottish flags were unfurled, loud music, , shouting. The first time I heard the C word was from a Scot. He was chastising his little boy.
As I say, not all working class Scots.
I say urban, becasuse there are plenty of decent non Middle class Scots in rural areas.
Get yourself amingst the lower orders from Glasgow and the surrounding council areas and the noise, swearing and general counciality it unbelievable.
Most are actually nice folks. Kind and very often polite. Not horrible like English Chavs, but they take being rough to new levels.
I talk from experience. My folks had a static caravan (Possibly council to some) at a place in SW Scotland. . Beautiful place, nice locals and some very nice respectable owners. When the folks from Glasgow and surrounding areas rocked up, the noise levels trebled, Scottish flags were unfurled, loud music, , shouting. The first time I heard the C word was from a Scot. He was chastising his little boy.
As I say, not all working class Scots.
El Guapo said:
schmunk said:
LordJammy said:
People who smoke
t.Where can I buy some track suits on a Sunday?
Stepping back and looking at it all, I am incredibly council. I'll let myself out the thread.
berlintaxi said:
csd19 said:
One spotted today - a tumble dryer exhaust hose coming out of the window.
Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
A lot of detail, are we to assume you are council?Not just any window.
The upstairs rear bedroom window of a 2-bed house with single mum (natch) and 2 kids living there.
Strangely enough it used to come out of the kitchen window - they maybe thought that was too council
Mind you, seeing as being able to view your neighbours was previously deemed to be council, maybe I am...
... besides it's VW Passats, Golf and Audi A3s the chavs drive here (all diesel and according to AskMid... uninsured 
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