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popeyewhite

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120 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Loaghtan Target

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168 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Munter said:
I was under the impression that if you buy something, that the seller didn't own, then the real owner can recover it back from you. You're then obliged to get your money back off the "seller"/thief.

Hence stolen cars sold with another identity, can be taken from the buyers driveway and they're left with nothing.
That's effectively what I said I would do in the end. If the guy who claimed to have not been paid proved via the courts that he was owed for the parts, and the original vendor still refused to pay him, I would hand them back after I had reported the vendor for fraud and the various other offenses he had committed. I would then pursue the vendor via small claims. What made me laugh was that the vendor didn't seem to see the problem with just handing over my phone number and trying to pretend it was now nothing to do with him. And the numpty who was owed for the parts thought he could scare me in to paying by phoning up and threatening to just march on to my premises and take stuff, despite the fact we had never met - I did confirm with the police this would have been theft if he did not follow the correct process. I tried to explain to him that it wasn't me that had screwed him and if indeed he had been screwed he needed to go about recovering his losses in the correct manner, but it fell on deaf ears. It was quite a long process in all, texting back an forth, a bit like trying to drive a nail in to custard. Once the parts guy realised I wasn't just going to roll over I got all the other nonsense - he was in debt, he couldn't buy more parts till he'd paid for these ones and his business was in danger, his girlfriend was pregnant and he couldn't afford to buy things because she wasn't working. And this is my problem how? Hilarious and tragic at the same time. Ultimately despite the vendors claims to the contrary these two knew each other and the threat of full disclosure to as many people as I could think was enough to make them reconsider their position. They did keep on bullstting though, even after they'd agreed it was nothing to do with me. It's no wonder the prisons are full, they really should tell kids in careers advice that you need a very good brain to be a successful criminal.

Brigand

2,544 posts

169 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Leather sofas

popeyewhite

19,889 posts

120 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Brigand said:
Leather sofas
Chesterfields are not council. A decent Chesterfield wouldn't even fit in a council house.

Steamer

13,858 posts

213 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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popeyewhite said:
Brigand said:
Leather sofas
Chesterfields are not council. A decent Chesterfield wouldn't even fit in a council house.
A Chesterfield gets better with age. What we are talking about here is those huge brown monstrosities with saggy arms - usually in pairs and make the living room look like a King Kong dirty protest.

popeyewhite

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Rosscow

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RobinBanks

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179 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Brigand said:
Leather sofas
It depends. st quality, saggy, fake leather ones from warehouses that advertise on day time TV? They definitely are council.

But there are different quality and price levels in furniture.

Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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What about leather sofas with electric recliners, iPod docking stations and beer coolers in the armrest?

CharlesdeGaulle

26,267 posts

180 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Ganglandboss said:
What about leather sofas with electric recliners, iPod docking stations and beer coolers in the armrest?
Not council, epic!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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no, they are very council.

more so the corner type ones as well. typically I see this in numerous council houses, usually blocking doorways.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
MajorProblem said:
Storing stuff on top of flat roofs.
I'd like to buy an 'Old Town' Canadian canoe to potter up and down the Thames (a non-council pastime) but the only place I have to store one is on top of the flat roof of my garage, fully visble to any neighbour looking out of their upstairs window, which would be a bit council of me.

So my only logical alernative is to buy one of those inflatable type canoes from Decathlon, which are, in the canoe scheme of things, a bit council. Can't win!!
Slightly serious answer - don't keep it on the roof. They catch the wind like nobody's business and will blow off and case lots of damage. Even if quite well tied down...

Guess how I know?

Leafspring

7,032 posts

137 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Ganglandboss said:
What about leather sofas with electric recliners, iPod docking stations and beer coolers in the armrest?
Not council, epic!
American... very American

wolfracesonic

7,002 posts

127 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Stressless recliners aren't council are they? Please tell me, I've got two bounce or frown I'm not sure now

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Shops with bouncers.

Not talking high end fashion or diamonds but a phone shop.

jbudgie

8,925 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Off Licences with bulletproof glass all round the 'goods'.


Might be plastic stuff, but a bit of poetic licence always helps.

popeyewhite

19,889 posts

120 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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Have we had Poundshop and its ilk yet?

BrabusMog

20,163 posts

186 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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popeyewhite said:
Have we had Poundshop and its ilk yet?
Me and the missus were in a Poundworld the other day when we were back in the UK as I needed to stock up on crisps and Schwarzkopf shampoo and deodorant and she simply asked me (her first visit to this place) why everyone looked fat, I'll or both hehe I hate to sound like a snob but you do feel like you need to have a shower when you get home from these places.

csd19

2,190 posts

117 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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wolfracesonic said:
Stressless recliners aren't council are they? Please tell me, I've got two bounce or frown I'm not sure now
Nope not council, you're okay. But the rip-off copy versions you see in aforementioned furniture warehouses with permanent sales are. smile

Stressless stuff is ridiculously comfortable too, my folks have had a stressless 3-seater and 2 single chairs for what must be coming up for 20 years, and it's still in great condition. Every seat reclines just as intended too smile

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