a bit council

[superkartracer]

Impasse said:

Being turned away from a sporting event for not adhering to the dress code.

Ha .

[austinsmirk]

Trust me tenants are forever getting their boilers " stolen", metal fences, gates........

And the money goes straight into their veins.

Next point. Wearing any clothing with a canabis motif or Jamaican colours on. Bonus points for a dope themed tattoo.

[Morningside]

Have we had three alloys and one steel wheel.

[PurpleTurtle]

austinsmirk said:

Trust me tenants are forever getting their boilers " stolen", metal fences, gates........

And the money goes straight into their veins.

Next point. Wearing any clothing with a canabis motif or Jamaican colours on. Bonus points for a dope themed tattoo.

At Glastonbury the other week I saw a council-looking family walking along.

Dad looked like a boxer dog, mum looked like she could go 15 rounds with Mike Tyson and win, 12yo son strutting along next to them wearing one of these: http://www.fancydressball.co.uk/funny-costumes/opp...

Proper council.

[MajorProblem]

C4 now - how to get a council house.

I've got fybromyalgia give me a house

I've got asthma give me a house

Etc

[Alex106]

MajorProblem said:

C4 now - how to get a council house.

I've got fybromyalgia give me a house

I've got asthma give me a house

Etc

Purposefully dont watch those types of shows. I dont understand how anyone who does that has the audacity to ask let alone demand anything.

[Ubar]

Complaining about things in the hope of being given a coupon

[55palfers]

hora said:

Especially if you resemble a Laura Ashley set of curtains and sofa.

...like Camilla Batmangeligjh (spelling?)

[DMN]

GSE said:

"Whoooooose goin daaaaaaaaan the paaaaaaaaaaaand shop!

People from Essex.

[CoolC]

Have we had driving without the seatbelt on?

[Disastrous]

CoolC said:

Have we had driving without the seatbelt on?

Surely you don't put the seatbelt on to drive the dogs up to the field in the Defender do you?

[KingNothing]

MajorProblem said:

I've got fybromyalgia give me a house

Is that what you get once you've graduated from ADHD to keep the gravy train going?

Seems to be the new disease flavour of the month. Very hard to disprove, which is st as it devalues the people who probably actually have it.

[bristolracer]

Just had a "visit in pairs" job come through for a HA

That will be pleasant

[anonymous-user]

DMN said:

GSE said:

"Whoooooose goin daaaaaaaaan the paaaaaaaaaaaand shop!

People from Essex.

Says the person so ashamed of their location they don't have it in their profile...



Northerner, perchance?

[anonymous-user]

KingNothing said:

MajorProblem said:

I've got fybromyalgia give me a house

Is that what you get once you've graduated from ADHD to keep the gravy train going?

Nah, left-handedness comes between those.

[Impasse]

Disastrous said:

CoolC said:

Have we had driving without the seatbelt on?

Surely you don't put the seatbelt on to drive the dogs up to the field in the Defender do you?

One's Land Rover was built way before the inconvenience of seatbelts were mandatory.

[DMN]

OpulentBob said:

DMN said:

GSE said:

"Whoooooose goin daaaaaaaaan the paaaaaaaaaaaand shop!

People from Essex.

Says the person so ashamed of their location they don't have it in their profile...



Northerner, perchance?

Half Blood.

[Ari]

Ubar said:

Complaining about things in the hope of being given a coupon

[CATD8H]

bristolracer said:

Just had a "visit in pairs" job come through for a HA

That will be pleasant

Does that mean the "dwelling" is occupied by a vivacious single mum who will pounce upon you and vent her sexual frustrations in a most unseemly manner?

[austinsmirk]

You do get a surprising amount of women offering you sex on estates.

Feasibly because you've got a job , money and maybe a way out of the life they're in.

I was invited into a girls flat once to look at something. She had her female mate in the bedroom wearing something revealing, the pair of them tried it on. However I don't do tenants but there was a lost memory for the bank !!!

You do get a few operatives ie joiners etc having it away with tnts. Personally it's not for me.


However I this'll be a case of some filthy deranged nutter. Or sex case.