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PurpleTurtle

7,016 posts

145 months

Sunday 26th July 2015
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jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Sunday 26th July 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
Indeed it is, my local dive bar/where I met Mrs Purple Turtle. It's an 'alternative' venue, whenever there's a ruck there it's inevitably caused by what used to be known as 'a townie' that can't hold their beer.
Not sure about not being able to hold beer argument
. I am a lightweight in more ways than one. My beer drinking capacities must be on a level with an anorexic dwarf. I know when I have had enough and stfu

Jim the Sunderer

3,239 posts

183 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Not letting their child go on a paid apprenticeship because it'll cut their child benefits.

BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Jim the Sunderer said:
Not letting their child go on a paid apprenticeship because it'll cut their child benefits.
Or they let the kid go on it but take a disproportionate amount of their kids' pay as "keep" or "lodgings" to retain the same level of income.

toohangry

416 posts

110 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Putting your left hand behind the front passenger seat when you reverse.

BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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How is that council?!

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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toohangry said:
Putting your left hand behind the front passenger seat when you reverse.
Wait till you get a bit older and your neck no longer turns far enough for you to see behind irked

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.

Paupers. And more definitely council.

AstonZagato

12,714 posts

211 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Fatness, particularly early in life.

Bodybuilding

randlemarcus

13,528 posts

232 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.
Not having the spatial awareness to be able to operate the machinery you chose is surely more Council? biggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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randlemarcus said:
OpulentBob said:
Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.
Not having the spatial awareness to be able to operate the machinery you chose is surely more Council? biggrin
I've got the spatial awareness... I am just too classy to use it...

8Ace

2,696 posts

199 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Online bingo

PurpleTurtle

7,016 posts

145 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.

Paupers. And more definitely council.
Having a BMW M3 with standard parking sensors (which I wouldn't have ordered, but hey, they're included in the sticker price, so should work) them failing within warranty, phoning up the main stealer to complain after a second attempt at fixing them failed, their Service Reception response, "well what did you do before you had parking sensors?"

Council. Their reaction, that is.




BrabusMog

20,180 posts

187 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
OpulentBob said:
Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.

Paupers. And more definitely council.
Having a BMW M3 with standard parking sensors (which I wouldn't have ordered, but hey, they're included in the sticker price, so should work) them failing within warranty, phoning up the main stealer to complain after a second attempt at fixing them failed, their Service Reception response, "well what did you do before you had parking sensors?"

Council. Their reaction, that is.

Jesus Christ, did they actually say that?!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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some 25 years ago I remember a tenant coming into the office, carrier bags full of boxed easter eggs.

all of them were knawed by mice. little teeth marks and chunks out everywhere.

thus the " what the F are you F gonna do about this" for some while.

my answer.

nothing, absolutely nothing.

how and why you having mice in your home is the councils fault, please explain ?




PurpleTurtle

7,016 posts

145 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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BrabusMog said:
PurpleTurtle said:
OpulentBob said:
Not having a car with reversing beepers or a camera.

Paupers. And more definitely council.
Having a BMW M3 with standard parking sensors (which I wouldn't have ordered, but hey, they're included in the sticker price, so should work) them failing within warranty, phoning up the main stealer to complain after a second attempt at fixing them failed, their Service Reception response, "well what did you do before you had parking sensors?"

Council. Their reaction, that is.

Jesus Christ, did they actually say that?!
Yup. Needless to say a very apologetic call from the Service Manager followed on receipt of my rather unsubtle letter of complaint. Manufacturers spend millions trying to establish brand loyalty, then it all goes to pot when they entrust their reputation to some council f*ckwit manning their phones!

Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Check out the 'floral tribute' to local gangster shot dead last night - no doubt somebody in Salford is wondering what happened to their hanging basket! rofl


Countdown

39,967 posts

197 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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austinsmirk said:
some 25 years ago I remember a tenant coming into the office, carrier bags full of boxed easter eggs.

all of them were knawed by mice. little teeth marks and chunks out everywhere.

thus the " what the F are you F gonna do about this" for some while.

my answer.

nothing, absolutely nothing.

how and why you having mice in your home is the councils fault, please explain ?
Shouldn't the Council have sent Environmental Health around?

smithyithy

7,258 posts

119 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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Oh good God...

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Monday 27th July 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
Having a BMW M3.
EFA

(Except if within the initial lease period, then it is certainly PH private)
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