a bit council

[Morningside]

Chlamydia said:

smithyithy said:

BorkFactor said:

This classy vehicle in Tesco Springburn car park



Of course, no disability badge visible. Wasn't sure what thread to put it in, it would fit in many!

So much fail in one image!

Going by the way those stickers have been applied the driver is allowed to use that space as he obviously has Parkinsons.

Please tell me it had spinners.

[mp3manager]

Instant coffee, especially Nescafe, with white sugar and milk in a mug.

[Willy Nilly]

kowalski655 said:

Do they cost a lot to run/maintain?I would love to get one,but I am actually near the water

A tradesman we used to use at work bought what you might call a speed boat, with about a 300hp diesel. He comes and buys red diesel off us and complains about how much fuel it uses. I did some sums and told him he can't be working it very hard, when I told him how much fuel it would use at full load he nearly had heart failure

[smithyithy]

mp3manager said:

Instant coffee, especially Nescafe, with white sugar and milk in a mug.

Especially the massive kilogram tubs.



This isn't coffee. It doesn't taste like coffee. It doesn't smell like coffee. It barely even looks like coffee. Yuck.

[Mike29]

I find some of the more expensive instants 'ok'

I must be council

[smithyithy]

Mike29 said:

I find some of the more expensive instants 'ok'

I must be council

My parents buy Carte Noire instant, and that's bearable. But I have to have a drop of milk with instant as it's so bitter. Honestly, if you're a fan of coffee, once you start making it properly with ground beans and a filter you'll never go back

[Negative Creep]

Morningside said:

Chlamydia said:

smithyithy said:

BorkFactor said:

This classy vehicle in Tesco Springburn car park



Of course, no disability badge visible. Wasn't sure what thread to put it in, it would fit in many!

So much fail in one image!

Going by the way those stickers have been applied the driver is allowed to use that space as he obviously has Parkinsons.

Please tell me it had spinners.

I'm amazed it doesn't have an illegally spaced plate. Appears to be the well know 3 litre diesel M version

Vehicle details

Vehicle make
BMW
Date of first registration
04 October 2005
Year of manufacture
2002
Cylinder capacity (cc)
2926cc
CO₂Emissions
259 g/km
Fuel type
DIESEL
Vehicle status
Tax not due
Vehicle colour
BLACK
Vehicle type approval
M1
Wheelplan
2 AXLE RIGID BODY

[LordJammy]

smithyithy said:

Especially the massive kilogram tubs.



This isn't coffee. It doesn't taste like coffee. It doesn't smell like coffee. It barely even looks like coffee. Yuck.

We used to have that at work before they got rid of all the branches and therefore tea room for us lot. I'll be honest at 7:30 in the morning Nescafé did the job just fine. Some of the 'coffee' customers give us is far worse.

[rehab71]

ITV

[csd19]

Getting the paddling pool out for your feral kids as it's a rare day without rain. Not wanting to put it in your own patch of housing association-supplied garden, you shove it across from your house on the public grass.

Then invite hoards of your scummy wk mates round with their equally feral kids to cause chaos...

On a plus point the with the constantly barking dog has gone away for a holiday with the little mutt, so it's been peaceful all week

[castex]

csd, you've got problems.

[Loaghtan Target]

A fresh one from today... a sunny day...

Ladies carrying things in their clearly visible brassieres. In this instance a mobile phone, wedged in the left tit holder... nice.

Plus... poor deportment. Just spent two days watching a full demographic spectrum walking past my stand at a local agg show. Realised it's pretty easy and fairly reliable to ignore other factors and spot the 'council' by the way they walk.

[LordJammy]

Whilst reminiscing on my day in the van today I remembered one; reading a 'take a break' magazine or other such trash whilst sitting on your mobilitity scooter smoking a fag.

[csd19]

castex said:

csd, you've got problems.

Yep, my neighbours

[Some Gump]

castex said:

csd, you've got problems.

He's got 99 problems, but the bh ain't one. (It's on holiday for a week, as previously noted).

[The Mad Monk]

The spectators - particularly the women - at a Rugby League match.

[oakdale]

The Mad Monk said:

The spectators - particularly the women - at a Rugby League match.

Spectators at any team sport where the ball is greater than 100mm in diameter and the players are not on horseback.

[Saddle bum]

The Mad Monk said:

The spectators - particularly the women - at a Rugby League match.

Army v Navy Rugby (Union) match, a few years ago.

Navy scored first, lots of screaming from the Matelots behind, especially some woman shouting, "Yes, yes, yes".

Retired Army Officer stood up, turned and shouted, "Excuse me madam, can you finish your orgasm, then we can get on and watch the match".

Crowd dissolves in laughter...............

[Morningside]

Soon as the sun comes out...music on in the garden.

[KarlMac]

Citroën Picasso, normally at 95mph, full of kids, Driver wearing a vest, one wheel trim on verge of making a bid for freedom.