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I just saw a good contender for über council.
Gran in a bikini top and denim shorts (sun killed skin) with fag in hand. Daughter in a similar outfit with baby gut hiding most of her bikini bottoms. The boyfriend who was topless waddling along like an obese penguin. Standard dog on a rope leash while the youngling was running in the road.
Weymouth? Scarborough? Newquay? Some other location with a beach?
No
Basingstoke
Gran in a bikini top and denim shorts (sun killed skin) with fag in hand. Daughter in a similar outfit with baby gut hiding most of her bikini bottoms. The boyfriend who was topless waddling along like an obese penguin. Standard dog on a rope leash while the youngling was running in the road.
Weymouth? Scarborough? Newquay? Some other location with a beach?
No
Basingstoke
Edited by Crush on Sunday 9th August 19:52
Crush said:
I just saw a good contender for über council.
Gran in a bikini top and denim shorts (sun killed skin) with fag in hand. Daughter in a similar outfit with baby gut hiding most of her bikini bottoms. The boyfriend who was topless waddling along like an obese penguin. Standard dog on a rope leash while the youngling was running in the road.
Weymouth? Scarborough? Newquay? Some other location with a beach?
No
Basingstoke
Yep, council 101.Gran in a bikini top and denim shorts (sun killed skin) with fag in hand. Daughter in a similar outfit with baby gut hiding most of her bikini bottoms. The boyfriend who was topless waddling along like an obese penguin. Standard dog on a rope leash while the youngling was running in the road.
Weymouth? Scarborough? Newquay? Some other location with a beach?
No
Basingstoke
Edited by Crush on Sunday 9th August 19:52
Some Gump said:
castex said:
csd, you've got problems.
He's got 99 problems, but the b
h ain't one. (It's on holiday for a week, as previously noted).k all while dumbass owner pretends not to hear.I'd say a lack of consideration for your neighbours, whoever you may be or how far you've come in life etc, is very council.
i.e. you were a bit of a
at school. You got lucky and managed to score a job that paid well, and you managed to keep out of trouble. You bought a nice house in a decent area, but your ishness never quite left your system. Hence why your wife looks like she's employed testing the persistency of Wotsit food colouring, and your kids are all s too (learnt from the best). You love nothing more than being a wide-o to your elderly neighbours, cos you is dead hard innit.Hmm.
I do have problems, I hate everyone.
Some Gump said:
StangGT said:
Is the Monaro council?
Isn't a monaro rooted with aussie v8's? If so, it's very origins are bogan, which is the equivalent of council own under.I'm sorry, I'm sure they are epic cars, but they just look so cheap and badly styled.
Snozzwangler said:
Upping the ante on my earlier Zafira comment...
ALL VAUXHALLS except the v8 and VX220
Common/council.
Totally agree. Only ever had two road rage incidents in my life. Both involving dicks in silver Mk1 Vectras, massive attitude, largely related to their sALL VAUXHALLS except the v8 and VX220
Common/council.
t lot in life, one suspects PurpleTurtle said:
Snozzwangler said:
Upping the ante on my earlier Zafira comment...
ALL VAUXHALLS except the v8 and VX220
Common/council.
Totally agree. Only ever had two road rage incidents in my life. Both involving dicks in silver Mk1 Vectras, massive attitude, largely related to their sALL VAUXHALLS except the v8 and VX220
Common/council.
t lot in life, one suspects csd19 said:
Some Gump said:
castex said:
csd, you've got problems.
He's got 99 problems, but the bh ain't one. (It's on holiday for a week, as previously noted).k all while dumbass owner pretends not to hear.I'd say a lack of consideration for your neighbours, whoever you may be or how far you've come in life etc, is very council.
i.e. you were a bit of a
at school. You got lucky and managed to score a job that paid well, and you managed to keep out of trouble. You bought a nice house in a decent area, but your ishness never quite left your system. Hence why your wife looks like she's employed testing the persistency of Wotsit food colouring, and your kids are all s too (learnt from the best). You love nothing more than being a wide-o to your elderly neighbours, cos you is dead hard innit.Hmm.
I do have problems, I hate everyone.
s that walk across the road slow enough to ensure that anyone driving has to either slow down or avoid, and when they get hooted at give it the wide-armed, loud-as-you-like "the fk you hootin' at, ya caaaant?" OpulentBob said:
They are also the s that walk across the road slow enough to ensure that anyone driving has to either slow down or avoid, and when they get hooted at give it the wide-armed, loud-as-you-like "the fk you hootin' at, ya caaaant?"
I'll add this. Anyone who deliberately stroles across the road / car park into the path of a car because they're well 'ard and don't care where they walk.s that walk across the road slow enough to ensure that anyone driving has to either slow down or avoid, and when they get hooted at give it the wide-armed, loud-as-you-like "the fk you hootin' at, ya caaaant?" I'll just leave this here and make no comment on it whatsoever.
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1358245...
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1358245...
austinsmirk said:
I'll just leave this here and make no comment on it whatsoever.
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1358245...
There's one comment on that article.http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/1358245...
'rip kev'.
Moving words.
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