a bit council

[LimaDelta]

ultimate council

Shaved head - check
Grandfather at 53 - check
Heart attack at 45 - check
Boat, motorbikes & Sierra Cosworth - check
Tyne and wear - check
Smoking a roll-up - check
Knowledge of weapons but no military experience - check
Travels half way around the world for a scrap with Isil - check

Good on him!

[smithyithy]

LimaDelta said:

ultimate council

Shaved head - check
Grandfather at 53 - check
Heart attack at 45 - check
Boat, motorbikes & Sierra Cosworth - check
Tyne and wear - check
Smoking a roll-up - check
Knowledge of weapons but no military experience - check
Travels half way around the world for a scrap with Isil - check

Good on him!

Won't be long until a photo of his head is posted on one of ISIL's Twitter accounts though I reckon

[MajorProblem]

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[shakotan]

He looks the type that isn't out there to actually help anyone, he just thinks "Mussies are filthy scum and I need to kill as many of them as possible".

I don't think he should be applauded at all.

[Morningside]

Not the meaning behind it but anyone with a rainbow facebook profile picture.

[smithyithy]

Morningside said:

Not the meaning behind it but anyone with a rainbow facebook profile picture.

Bandwagoning.

[LimaDelta]

shakotan said:

He looks the type that isn't out there to actually help anyone, he just thinks "Mussies are filthy scum and I need to kill as many of them as possible".

I don't think he should be applauded at all.

Isn't that exactly how they think about us infidels in the West?

[Surfr]

LimaDelta said:

ultimate council

Shaved head - check
Grandfather at 53 - check
Heart attack at 45 - check
Boat, motorbikes & Sierra Cosworth - check
Tyne and wear - check
Smoking a roll-up - check
Knowledge of weapons but no military experience - check
Travels half way around the world for a scrap with Isil - check

Good on him!

You missed HP sauce.

[LimaDelta]

Surfr said:

You missed HP sauce.

Houses of Parliament in the late 19th Century? Not council.

Wikipedia said:

The original recipe for HP Sauce was invented and developed by Frederick Gibson Garton, a grocer from Nottingham.[5] He registered the name H.P. Sauce in 1895. Garton called the sauce HP because he had heard that a restaurant in the Houses of Parliament had begun serving it.[6] For many years the bottle labels have carried a picture of the Houses of Parliament.

[spud989]

The People's Postcode Lottery.

[smn159]

Morningside said:

Soon as the sun comes out...music on in the garden.

Being close enough to be able to hear it

[motco]

Filling the road with stinking, fat laden smoke from their bloody barbecue.

[smithyithy]

Just heard one from a colleague regarding some of her neighbours, probably already been mentioned..

Leaving the front door wide open in the summer for people to freely walk in and out..

[monthefish]

smn159 said:

Morningside said:

Soon as the sun comes out...music on in the garden.

Being close enough to be able to hear it

Similarly...

motco said:

Filling the road with stinking, fat laden smoke from their bloody barbecue.

Being close enough to smell it.

[Zoon]

LimaDelta said:

Shaved head - check

What if he's got male pattern baldness?

[DMN]

Zoon said:

LimaDelta said:

Shaved head - check

What if he's got male pattern baldness?

Then its extra councilness for having inferior genes.

For balance sake, I was told at school that people who can roll there tounges have inferior genes to those who can't - so chalk up one council point for I.

[Spare tyre]

This bloke who has gone to fight Isis

Is that legal for a British citizen to do, will he be in trouble when (if) he comes back

Strange business

Edited by Spare tyre on Monday 10th August 19:00

[16plates]

Anyone who, when writing anything (in their dole book probably) finishes their i's and j's with anything other than a single 'dot' on top.

Broken marriages.

Allotments.

Motorbikes.

[Snozzwangler]

I don't really see allotments being council - they take time and care.


Council ain't about that!

[smithyithy]

I can appreciate that, but they look st.