a bit council

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ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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16plates said:
Anyone who, when writing anything (in their dole book probably) finishes their i's and j's with anything other than a single 'dot' on top.

Broken marriages.

Allotments.

Motorbikes.
What's a dole book you seem to know them?

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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16plates said:
Broken marriages.
Blimey. Hasn't every PH director type shelved their missus and re-married a supermodel half their age?

lowdrag

12,885 posts

213 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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DMN said:
Then its extra councilness for having inferior genes.

For balance sake, I was told at school that people who can roll there tounges have inferior genes to those who can't - so chalk up one council point for I.
What's a tounge please? wink

DS197

992 posts

106 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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Snozzwangler said:
Tesco, Farm Foods, ASDA
As a former Farmfoods employee, I can confirm it's true. Mind you we did get some very polite and decent customers but a fair share of them were pure filth. Very rude, stuck up and reeking of perspiration. Not to mention their 13 ill-mannered and annoying little sts. But then again I don't exactly live in the best of areas. However working in a place like that makes you appreciate your current job.

PurpleTurtle

6,983 posts

144 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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Snozzwangler said:
I don't really see allotments being council - they take time and care.

Council ain't about that!
Allotments in the South East are very far from council - there's a waiting list as long as your arm of the middle-classes gagging to get their hands on one. My Father-in-law (1950's Irish immigrant, a navvy, if you will) laments that they have stopped being the place where working class blokes can skive off to their shed for a bit of peace and quiet from 5 kids, and being able to chat to blokes of his ilk, as they've all died and the allotments have been taken over by what the media would call 'young professionals' ... usually down there with their screaming kids!

El Guapo

2,787 posts

190 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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DMN said:
there tounges
Skipping school - council

jamoor

14,506 posts

215 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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Stag Dos
Hen Dos

PurpleTurtle

6,983 posts

144 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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Magaluf

HTP99

22,543 posts

140 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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WKD, extra points for having it in a champagne flute at your own wedding; just like the wife's cousin's new wife, she is proper rough as well.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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jamoor said:
Stag Dos
Hen Dos
New Microsoft operating systems?smile

How about sitting In a hospital.gown,in a wheelchair,outside the hospital doors,smoking a fag? Despite the ruddy grew signs saying you can't smoke on.any part of NHS property! Probably being treated for lung cancer,the fowl old bat

Mobile Chicane

20,819 posts

212 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
Allotments in the South East are very far from council - there's a waiting list as long as your arm of the middle-classes gagging to get their hands on one. My Father-in-law (1950's Irish immigrant, a navvy, if you will) laments that they have stopped being the place where working class blokes can skive off to their shed for a bit of peace and quiet from 5 kids, and being able to chat to blokes of his ilk, as they've all died and the allotments have been taken over by what the media would call 'young professionals' ... usually down there with their screaming kids!
Free range organic children.

(Invariably not council - in fact worse.)

*shudder*

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
Snozzwangler said:
I don't really see allotments being council - they take time and care.

Council ain't about that!
Allotments in the South East are very far from council - there's a waiting list as long as your arm of the middle-classes gagging to get their hands on one. My Father-in-law (1950's Irish immigrant, a navvy, if you will) laments that they have stopped being the place where working class blokes can skive off to their shed for a bit of peace and quiet from 5 kids, and being able to chat to blokes of his ilk, as they've all died and the allotments have been taken over by what the media would call 'young professionals' ... usually down there with their screaming kids!
That's a cracking description. You must live near me... hehe

Number 5

2,748 posts

195 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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"If I won the lottery"

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Number 5 said:
"If I won the lottery"
Blimey, I'm council...

SR48

361 posts

180 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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DS197 said:
As a former Farmfoods employee, I can confirm it's true. Mind you we did get some very polite and decent customers but a fair share of them were pure filth. Very rude, stuck up and reeking of perspiration. Not to mention their 13 ill-mannered and annoying little sts. But then again I don't exactly live in the best of areas. However working in a place like that makes you appreciate your current job.
The company treated you like st too

popegregory

1,437 posts

134 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Kids and parents having the same teachers

Crush

15,077 posts

169 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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kowalski655 said:
New Microsoft operating systems?smile

How about sitting In a hospital.gown,in a wheelchair,outside the hospital doors,smoking a fag? Despite the ruddy grew signs saying you can't smoke on.any part of NHS property! Probably being treated for lung cancer,the fowl old bat
We witnessed similar at the maternity ward in Basingstoke. Mothers-to-be and mothers with newborns puffing away on fags outside the main entrance frown

smithyithy

7,240 posts

118 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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popegregory said:
Kids and parents having the same teachers
Or the same midwife. Happened with a girl from my school, she was strangely proud rolleyes

shakotan

10,693 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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DMN said:
Zoon said:
LimaDelta said:
Shaved head - check
What if he's got male pattern baldness?
Then its extra councilness for having inferior genes.
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smithyithy

7,240 posts

118 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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shakotan said:
DMN said:
Zoon said:
LimaDelta said:
Shaved head - check
What if he's got male pattern baldness?
Then its extra councilness for having inferior genes.
frown
Could be Leukemia.


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