a bit council

[bobtail4x4]

Lad I was at college with got two girls pregnant, two sisters who didnt know he was sharing it about,

their dad half killed him.

[SpeedMattersNot]

Massive kids, like, six year old kids in cheap strollers. So council.

[jamoor]

SpeedMattersNot said:

Massive kids, like, six year old kids in cheap strollers. So council.

Arent they handicapped or something?

[mp3manager]

Similar forename and surname, such as David Davidson or John Johnson.

But for ultimate councilness, Neville Neville.

[lowdrag]

Have they now moved on from Wayne and Waynetta then?

[schmunk]

mp3manager said:

Similar forename and surname, such as David Davidson or John Johnson.

But for ultimate councilness, Neville Neville.

Magnus Magnusson?

[5potTurbo]

lowdrag said:

Have they now moved on from Wayne and Waynetta then?

Of course they did!
Don't you remember "Spudulike"?


- "It's exotic!"

[smithyithy]

jamoor said:

Arent they handicapped or something?

Only if there's related benefits.

[Rosscow]

jamoor said:

I know I mentioned football already.

Out of interest, I presume the bench seats in top clubs are heated, to aid keeping subs 'warmed up'? And of course, I presume the away bench seats are not!

[kowalski655]

smithyithy said:

jamoor said:

Arent they handicapped or something?

Only if there's related benefits.

Buggies for older kids that can't walk are built from girders,weigh a ton and are very strong,alas something I know from experience.
6 year olds with dummies in normal strollers are very council,however.

[chris watton]

Using a walking stick/wheelchair as a prop. When they cannot be bothered to walk around the side of their flat, but instead throw the walking stick over the wall, climb over in such a way that would put an athlete in their prime to shame, pick up walking stick and continue on, pretending to hobble along.

Sub-council.

[chris watton]

Another:

When a family member rings up their parents, very excited. The reason? Her husband has just been diagnosed with a serious illness, and she is happy because her benefits will rise because of this, not only that, but she gloats to her parents that she will even have a disabled parking badge.

Again, sub council (and sub-human, I think...)

True story, this was, I am ashamed to admit, one of my sisters...

Edited by chris watton on Wednesday 12th August 10:27

[NailedOn]

mp3manager said:

Similar forename and surname, such as David Davidson or John Johnson.

But for ultimate councilness, Neville Neville.

Neville Neville was a top bloke. A great dad and role model for his sons who both played for England.
He died last Thursday.

[chris watton]

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[austinsmirk]

having been a keen poster throughout this thread: dole poles are a recent addition to the thread. Even I'm struggling to think of new things to add.

I'm sure we've done piercing babies ears ?

we've certainly done

Wolf themed clothing, or native American clothing, or car wheel covers even, on the back of knackered 4 x 4's

Vauxhall cars

tattoo's

Exotic children's names

[shakotan]

austinsmirk said:

tattoo's

Not knowing how to use an apostrophe correctly, definitely council.

[thismonkeyhere]

shakotan said:

austinsmirk said:

tattoo's

Not knowing how to use an apostrophe correctly. Definitely council.

Grammar Naziism and snobbery in one short post. Love it!

[chris watton]

One thing about tattoos that baffles me, many people say they have them 'to be individual', yet all seem to have the exact same design, or a slight variation of the same design!

[smithyithy]

chris watton said:

One thing about tattoos that baffles me, many people say they have them 'to be individual', yet all seem to have the exact same design, or a slight variation of the same design!

Mine are definitely unique.

Although they have become a very common 'fashion trend' nowadays. And the council-type tattoos haven't changed much over the years.

One thing that annoys me is when idiots ask 'what's the meaning behind that one? What does it represent? You shouldn't have a tattoo without a reason..' etc etc.

They watch one episode of Miami Ink and assume every tattoo has to have some super-deep meaning behind it, or has to be a memorial for a dead relative (which I've nothing against in principal).

Sometimes art is art, it doesn't have to mean anything.

Off topic anyway..

[jdw100]

'Its worth knowing that the "Golden Root" pills you can buy (vending machines in Asda and Morrisons) loos work really really well, but take two not one.'


From a thread in the Health Matters section.