a bit council

[anonymous-user]

smithyithy said:

chris watton said:

One thing about tattoos that baffles me, many people say they have them 'to be individual', yet all seem to have the exact same design, or a slight variation of the same design!

Mine are definitely unique.

Although they have become a very common 'fashion trend' nowadays. And the council-type tattoos haven't changed much over the years.

One thing that annoys me is when idiots ask 'what's the meaning behind that one? What does it represent? You shouldn't have a tattoo without a reason..' etc etc.

They watch one episode of Miami Ink and assume every tattoo has to have some super-deep meaning behind it, or has to be a memorial for a dead relative (which I've nothing against in principal).

Sometimes art is art, it doesn't have to mean anything.

Off topic anyway..

Absolutely. I like elephants.

[Ste1987]

mp3manager said:

Similar forename and surname, such as David Davidson or John Johnson.

But for ultimate councilness, Neville Neville.

Whilst in the post office, one time, I spotted a package behind the counter for Lindsey Lindsay

[Adenauer]

I was in HMV once and there were loads of records that hadn't been collected by Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby.

[bobtail4x4]

Council?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/david-b...

[Saddle bum]

Adenauer said:

I was in HMV once and there were loads of records that hadn't been collected by Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby.

RE: Major, Major Major Major from Catch 22, Joseph Heller.

[Saddle bum]

shakotan said:

austinsmirk said:

tattoo's

Not knowing how to use an apostrophe correctly, definitely council.

+1

[cheesesliceking]

4X4 Spare Wheel covers with a picture of a dog.

and still, VW vans....

[Morningside]

Driving around with building equipment in the back of an estate car that you know bloody well is not insured for commercial use.

[cootuk]

Headline from the Shropshire Star

"A woman performed a sex act on her partner while he was making a 999 call to police in a desperate bid to get him to hang up, a court heard."

[Cotty]

cootuk said:

Headline from the Shropshire Star

"A woman performed a sex act on her partner while he was making a 999 call to police in a desperate bid to get him to hang up, a court heard."

So she will give him a BJ until he hangs up. Whats the incentive to hang up?

[Sharted]

Calling tomato ketchup 'red sauce'.

[Rosscow]

bobtail4x4 said:

Council?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/david-b...

Yes!

[V8mate]

Rosscow said:

bobtail4x4 said:

Council?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/11/david-b...

Yes!

He had to ask if anything to do with a tattooed football player is council?

[bobtail4x4]

good point, well presented.

[Dr Murdoch]

Cotty said:

So she will give him a BJ until he hangs up. Whats the incentive to hang up?

Maybe it wasn't a BJ, maybe it was a fist up the arse...

[CorbynFTW]

Sharted said:

Calling tomato ketchup 'red sauce'.

Calling tomato sauce ketchup.

[shakotan]

CorbynFTW said:

Sharted said:

Calling tomato ketchup 'red sauce'.

Calling tomato sauce ketchup.

Every single tomato ketchup manufacturer is council then?

[Mafffew]

PurpleTurtle said:

Mafffew said:

PurpleTurtle said:

Magaluf

It is a bit of fun though

True, I've been there twice on stag do's (qv) .... I felt council (but secretly enjoyed it, knowing I could leave, soon).

I've only been once with a group of mates on holiday, I do keep telling myself (and the missus) I won't go back, I'm done with that sort of thing etc....


But it's only a matter of time before I do

[Jaroon]

Brown/HP sauce, salad cream.

[Number 5]

smithyithy said:

chris watton said:

One thing about tattoos that baffles me, many people say they have them 'to be individual', yet all seem to have the exact same design, or a slight variation of the same design!

Mine are definitely council

Although they have become a very common 'fashion trend' nowadays. And the council-type tattoos haven't changed much over the years.

One thing that annoys me is when idiots ask 'what's the meaning behind that one? What does it represent? You shouldn't have a tattoo without a reason..' etc etc.

They watch one episode of Miami Ink and assume every tattoo has to have some super-deep meaning behind it, or has to be a memorial for a dead relative (which I've nothing against in principal).

Sometimes art is art, it doesn't have to mean anything.

But then what do I know because I'm council ..

EFA