a bit council

[StuntmanMike]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/460279...


And where the fk was she when I was 14!!



TBH after reading it, she was probably in nursery school.

[Number 5]

StuntmanMike said:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/460279...


And where the fk was she when I was 14!!



TBH after reading it, she was probably in nursery school.

And she was in a different country

[petop]

Going on your village group Facebook page and seeing "anyone got week 3 coupon for Morrisons knife set?"!!!

Village being non council was pissed over when Morrisons and not Waitrose came and built the supermarket here but then any come back was totally done over with council overspill from the nearest town looking out for knife coupons on FB!!!

Totally council!

[Negative Creep]

petop said:

Going on your village group Facebook page and seeing "anyone got week 3 coupon for Morrisons knife set?"!!!

Village being non council was pissed over when Morrisons and not Waitrose came and built the supermarket here but then any come back was totally done over with council overspill from the nearest town looking out for knife coupons on FB!!!

Totally council!

Bet loads of those who didn't want it built still shop there though

[cootuk]

Not knowing who the father is, could be one of two.
Also two black eyes and pretty fat despite claiming to eat only greens
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/34031630

Edited by cootuk on Sunday 23 August 10:26

[austinsmirk]

Currently on hols in Devon. Yesterday the heavens opened and whilst at the beach everyone ran for cover.

Watched a track suited scrote run for shelter.

With fat 9 yr old girl. Face painted. In a bikini.

Dad has roll up in one hand. Can of Stella in the other.


Child has no clothes to put on her. Dad has no towels. Best he can do is put his track suit top on her. Kid is shivering despite copious layers of fat.


I thought of this thread.

[anonymous-user]

smithyithy said:

No helmet? Our HR department would have a field day!

OpulentBob said:

Bending down. Dynamic risk assessment. No hat needed?

RammyMP said:

Working in the highway = no hat. If it falls off while crossing a road the operative turns back to get it without thinking, they get squished.

Chin strap
And no i don't think you need a hat but that was ISU "private sector" policy at one stage.
We just laughed as bending down in a helmet removes your line of sight on approaching vehicles.

[Stickyfinger]

Standing waiting to pay at the checkout.

A "thing" in a pair of leggings 3 sizes to short had the following in her trolley

8x Pre Cooked ready meals, Beef and Dumplings
2x 24 Pack of Smoky Bacon
1x 24 Pack Monster Munch
1x 24 Box" full fat coke, 6 pack "Suger Free" coke
12 x Large Jars Pickled Onions
6 Pack of BabyWipes
I x Box of "Grown-Up" nappies
2 Small bottles of OJ
1 Large Bag frozen Chicken Animal shaped "product"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[V8mate]

Stickyfinger said:

Standing waiting to pay at the checkout.

A "thing" in a pair of leggings 3 sizes to short had the following in her trolley

8x Pre Cooked ready meals, Beef and Dumplings
2x 24 Pack of Smoky Bacon
1x 24 Pack Monster Munch
1x 24 Box" full fat coke, 6 pack "Suger Free" coke
12 x Large Jars Pickled Onions
6 Pack of BabyWipes
I x Box of "Grown-Up" nappies
2 Small bottles of OJ
1 Large Bag frozen Chicken Animal shaped "product"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

You've got to give it to 'em; the council crowd know how to throw a party!

[HTP99]

Stickyfinger said:

Standing waiting to pay at the checkout.

A "thing" in a pair of leggings 3 sizes to short had the following in her trolley

8x Pre Cooked ready meals, Beef and Dumplings
2x 24 Pack of Smoky Bacon
1x 24 Pack Monster Munch
1x 24 Box" full fat coke, 6 pack "Suger Free" coke
12 x Large Jars Pickled Onions
6 Pack of BabyWipes
I x Box of "Grown-Up" nappies
2 Small bottles of OJ
1 Large Bag frozen Chicken Animal shaped "product"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Eating healthily is so expensive though!!

[anonymous-user]

V8mate said:

Stickyfinger said:

Standing waiting to pay at the checkout.

A "thing" in a pair of leggings 3 sizes to short had the following in her trolley

8x Pre Cooked ready meals, Beef and Dumplings
2x 24 Pack of Smoky Bacon
1x 24 Pack Monster Munch
1x 24 Box" full fat coke, 6 pack "Suger Free" coke
12 x Large Jars Pickled Onions
6 Pack of BabyWipes
I x Box of "Grown-Up" nappies
2 Small bottles of OJ
1 Large Bag frozen Chicken Animal shaped "product"


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

You've got to give it to 'em; the council crowd know how to throw a party!

Bloke in front of me yesterday bought 8 large bottles of Pils, 2 litres of pear cider and a tub of baby wipes
The shop is right between the "council" estate and the £1/2 million pound house estate.

[MajorProblem]

speedyguy said:

Bloke in front of me yesterday bought 8 large bottles of Pils, 2 litres of pear cider and a tub of baby wipes
The shop is right between the "council" estate and the £1/2 million pound house estate.

So the other council estate then?

[spud989]

Having a gunt.

[Willy Nilly]

Fat 50's driver of a scruffy Zafira, with his fat arm out of the window, fag in hand being sheltered from the breeze, the cherry on top being the under inflated back right and the almost flat back left. Good work sir.

[HTP99]

spud989 said:

Having a gunt.

[Stickyfinger]

Oh....why the socks ? it spoils the look

[V8mate]

Stickyfinger said:

Oh....why the socks ?

To soak up the seepage.

[Stickyfinger]

V8mate said:

To soak up the seepage.

But that's the best bit

[TedMaul]

Apologies if repost, but use of the phrase 'jog on' has to be the key sign. The irony that most couldn't jog to get a free Big Mac Meal just adds..

[KarlMac]

Stickyfinger said:

Oh....why the socks ? it spoils the look

Maybe she put them on the last time she saw her feet?