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V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Axionknight said:
dannyDC2 said:
Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.
I was at the Leeds Festival on Sunday night, to see Metallica, I'm not a smoker but by all accounts I could be seen staggering about, whisky in hand, fag in mouth whilst the band played telling anybody who would listen that "this was the f'in life".

100% council, paperbag
Nah. You're my new hero smile

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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laugh

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Axionknight said:
dannyDC2 said:
Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.
I was at the Leeds Festival on Sunday night, to see Metallica, I'm not a smoker but by all accounts I could be seen staggering about, whisky in hand, fag in mouth whilst the band played telling anybody who would listen that "this was the f'in life".

100% council, paperbag
Only council if you'd jibbed in or got a "moody" ticket on the cheap.

(I was doing similar at Reading the night before, but without the fags.)

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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I didn't even know I was smoking until the next day when my brother bemoaned me for constantly tapping him for cigs, oops.

Metallica were great though, that was the best show I have seen them put on - sixth time I've seen them play.

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

169 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Axionknight said:
dannyDC2 said:
Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.
I was at the Leeds Festival on Sunday night, to see Metallica, I'm not a smoker but by all accounts I could be seen staggering about, whisky in hand, fag in mouth whilst the band played telling anybody who would listen that "this was the f'in life".

100% council, paperbag
Hey, I was there on Friday night doing the same thing to the Libertines! (swap the whiskey for a gin though)

PH, council matters.

StangGT

3,925 posts

270 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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soad said:
Spitting on bank notes when you count them. eek
Is that like moistening your finger on your tongue after every three banknotes? Revolting and very much eat-your-peas-with-your-your-knife council.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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tell what you don't get, council tenants who are into decent music.

without starting a debate on "decent", I mean metallica, by way of example, rock, blues, classical, or even great pop from years gone by.

the latest chart hits, trance, techno, garage, rap, RnB blaring out of yr windows, house or car ------- full tilt council.

you will never here a great rock riff on a council estate.


there you go, 100's of pages on, I've found a new "council" thing.

dannyDC2

7,543 posts

169 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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austinsmirk said:
tell what you don't get, council tenants who are into decent music.

without starting a debate on "decent", I mean metallica, by way of example, rock, blues, classical, or even great pop from years gone by.

the latest chart hits, trance, techno, garage, rap, RnB blaring out of yr windows, house or car ------- full tilt council.

you will never here a great rock riff on a council estate.


there you go, 100's of pages on, I've found a new "council" thing.
They like whatever is played on the Radio, which is usually garbage.

Speaking of which - local radio non-BBC stations (with adverts). Most of them are council.

Back to the smoking debate, I've just seen another topic on here and I'm sure this has been said a million times before but - e-cigs. rage

soad

32,907 posts

177 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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StangGT said:
soad said:
Spitting on bank notes when you count them. eek
Is that like moistening your finger on your tongue after every three banknotes? Revolting and very much eat-your-peas-with-your-your-knife council.
yes

8Ace

2,696 posts

199 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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StangGT said:
... eat-your-peas-with-your-knife council.
Good work.

Zoon

6,710 posts

122 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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dannyDC2 said:
Back to the smoking debate, I've just seen another topic on here and I'm sure this has been said a million times before but - e-cigs. rage
Especially the ones that are the size of baseball bat, hanging from a piece of string around their necks.

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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StangGT said:
Is that like moistening your finger on your tongue after every three banknotes? Revolting and very much eat-your-peas-with-your-your-knife council.
True council don't eat peas - they're green innit. Fahkin' disgustin'.

Eat-your-baked-beans-with-your-knife - now you're talking...

nicanary

9,800 posts

147 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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dannyDC2 said:
Moominator said:
When I see a bloke outside Allbarone in Basildon I don't think 'hes like Steve McQueen that fella' laughtongue out
I think we should assert the difference between enjoying a smoke and being dependent on them.

Being addicted to tobacco is, a bit council.

There are many situations in life though where a cigarette just works. I don't smoke at all when I'm at home, but in Germany after a fast lap at the 'ring, it's great.
I grew up in the 1950s, when just about everybody smoked, and knew no better. I have seen the huge sea-change in attitudes.

It seems to me that there are, in general, two distinct smoking classes. The working-class/underclass, and the professional classes who don't see why they should give up their habit because middle-class oiks don't like it. People like Clarkson and May. who whine about the ban, but won't admit that they're have an addiction. I reckon it's their public school background - showing off to their mates that they can smoke and look like a working-class man.

It might just be my imagination, but those kids who start when they're 12 years old don't always do so because they are trying to look grown-up- they've been inhaling smoke from their parents throughout their life, and they're already addicted to nicotine fumes before they've had a chance. It's a form of child abuse. Someone tell me I'm wrong, but I've got that idea in my head.

PS Since the smoking ban started, I can't half tell if someone's been smoking before they come into my shop. The smell is disgusting, like they've been rolling fully clothed on the council dump. We never noticed it back when everybody smoked.



shouldbworking

4,769 posts

213 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Probably already been mentioned, but vans that look like the owner runs a plastering business but rather than using a board, just wipes the excess off on the side of their van. For full effect the van should also have a decent amount of emulsion paint spattered on it amongst the utterly flat, never washed paint finish.

Golaboots

369 posts

149 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Calling Tomato ketchup 'Red sauce' or 'Tommy K'

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Even knowing what council might refer too, very council or worse, middle class

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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My dad has always smoked (never cigarettes - only cigars) and I've just never been bothered by it.

I go through phases when I do and don't smoke. Every time I do again I notice the cost though.

£10 for twenty Marlboro or Embassy is a few times what I paid when I first smoked when I was 12 or 13 ish (and corner shops didn't really care if you were under or over 16 and I thought I was really cool and grown up)

cobblex

24 posts

116 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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Hanging white bed sheets with badly painted birthday messages from motorway bridges

lowdrag

12,899 posts

214 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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"Hanging things from bridges". Oh dear, it reminds me of the M1 during the 70's when someone, because of the Tetley tea advert, put one up over the four lanes.

"If Typhoo put the tea in Britain who put the **** in Shorpe. I nearly lost it I was laughing so much. But if the perpetrator was council, which I doubt because it needed a brain, I take my hat off to him.

triggerh4ppy

402 posts

127 months

Wednesday 2nd September 2015
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black painted alloys. Especially on a ford.
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