a bit council

[lord trumpton]

Having a poo and then not washing ones hands afterwards.

Buying those crap items like sunglasses that are sold at the filling station.

Having a poo at the filling station.

All of the above are council.

[Stickyfinger]

Skid marks in your own house for days

[Megaflow]

I saw a classic example of Council last night.

A Vauxhall...
A Vauxhall Frontera...
A Vauxhall Frontera "Sport"...
A Vauxhall Frontera "Sport" with bungee cords holding the spare wheel cover on...
A Vauxhall Frontera "Sport" with bungee cords holding the spare wheel cover on, with lights underneath it...

Just for added class, the lights were Christmas rope lights!

[RobinBanks]

triggerh4ppy said:

black painted alloys. Especially on a ford.

Vauxhall is just as bad.

And before anyone on here who knows me tries to point it out, yes, I did have a Vauxhall with black alloys. They were cheap and had winter tyres...

[Hooli]

RobinBanks said:

triggerh4ppy said:

black painted alloys. Especially on a ford.

Vauxhall is just as bad.

And before anyone on here who knows me tries to point it out, yes, I did have a Vauxhall with black alloys. They were cheap and had winter tyres...

Double standards.

[HRL]

Even on a VX220T?

I'm still trying to figure out why e-cigs are council. I was doing alright until I read that.

[Ste1987]

HRL said:

Even on a VX220T?

Technically a Lotus, so yeah!

[Zoon]

HRL said:

I'm still trying to figure out why e-cigs are council.

See smoking.

[Johnnytheboy]

Lip studs - just look like a wart.



Very, very council.

[HRL]

Zoon said:

HRL said:

I'm still trying to figure out why e-cigs are council.

See smoking.

Having now not had a cigarette for 9 weeks I tend to disagree. Will quit the addiction completely at some point but e-cigs have helped immensely and as a cessation aid I still don't see why they're council.

Pretty much everything else on this topic is spot on though.

[smithyithy]

Arsecracks.

There is no valid reason to have half of your arse on display in public. Buy a belt. Buy clothes that fit. End of.

Sat at the services in my car, seeing a chubby-ish bloke in unironed clothing step out of a Mondeo with his trousers and underwear halfway down his arse. Disgusting.

[Zoon]

HRL said:

Having now not had a cigarette for 9 weeks I tend to disagree. Will quit the addiction completely at some point but e-cigs have helped immensely and as a cessation aid I still don't see why they're council.

Pretty much everything else on this topic is spot on though.

Because if smoking didn't exist neither would e-cigs.
They also look ridiculous.

[ReaperCushions]

StangGT said:

Is that like moistening your finger on your tongue after every three banknotes? Revolting and very much eat-your-peas-with-your-your-knife council.

Indeed, as it having any job that requires you to wear one of these:

[lord trumpton]

Johnnytheboy said:

Lip studs - just look like a wart.



Very, very council.

I would though*

• Based on the assumption that the slim face is paired with a slim body and not a fat buffoon,

[ReaperCushions]

lord trumpton said:

I would though*

• Based on the assumption that the slim face is paired with a slim body and not a fat buffoon,

Its pretty much a certainty she will be a tattoo sporting, fat, chip eating, benefit cheating slime ball.

[oakdale]

Zoon said:

HRL said:

Having now not had a cigarette for 9 weeks I tend to disagree. Will quit the addiction completely at some point but e-cigs have helped immensely and as a cessation aid I still don't see why they're council.

Pretty much everything else on this topic is spot on though.

Because if smoking didn't exist neither would e-cigs.
They also look ridiculous.

Small discrete ecigs are not council but large sub ohm ones with huge batteries that make the person using them look like their head is on fire definitely are.

[TedMaul]

lord trumpton said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Lip studs - just look like a wart.



Very, very council.

I would though*

Too fussy, given my failure rate on Tinder right now, I'd be finished before you'd decided...

[soad]

smithyithy said:

Arsecracks.

There is no valid reason to have half of your arse on display in public. Buy a belt. Buy clothes that fit. End of.

Sat at the services in my car, seeing a chubby-ish bloke in unironed clothing step out of a Mondeo with his trousers and underwear halfway down his arse. Disgusting.

Saw some fat bellend who's belly has fallen out...just as bad.

[rehab71]

Vauxhall Zafiras

[lord trumpton]

Flat roof houses

Eating Fray Bentos pies

Bad teeth

Owning a car with diy repairs - taped up rear lights and taped up rear bumpers on Ford Mondeos

Spitting/hacking up phlegm in public

Farting a lot