a bit council

[505diff]

Sounding one's horn as a greeting or farewell

[nicanary]

krunchkin said:

nicanary said:

krunchkin said:

nicanary said:

oakdale said:

Paying for things with notes that are crumpled up like a piece of waste paper.

Yes. It's amazing how many "council" do this, especially teenagers. They pay for things in shops with a note that's been folded like origami and stuffed in the ticket pocket of their jeans (I'm showing my age....)

Shop staff beware - it's a method of hiding the fact that the note is a forgery - I left it in my pocket when it was in the washing machine, honest.

In Northern Ireland, council is having a static caravan for weekend breaks, i.e. piss-ups. Sites may be by the sea, but the van is never left.

Northern Ireland takes council to a whole new level. We could start with building massive great fking bonfires out of crates and covering them in racist hate speech, which then promptly collapse when lit and take out a street of terraces

I could fill this thread if you want. I loathe this place. However, if I left to go back to civilisation I would have to leave my daughter behind. It's OK in some areas, but sadly the town where I live is a "dole city", and I get to watch in dismay every fecking day. It's like the place that time forgot.

Mainly because it's a place where the very worst kind of ignorant, stkicker, knuckle dragging, football thug, dolescum behaviour is actively encouraged and condoned by the cretinous,venal politicians in charge

Quite. Guaranteed votes come election time. They take two-faced to Olympic levels.

[HTP99]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/Sc...

[Cliftonite]

Thanks to Jez m for pic:

• Trade van
• Caravan
• Pebble dash
• Net curtains
• Dodgy number plate

[austinsmirk]

HTP99 said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/Sc...

yes a good call. I noticed that report.

I wonder which article of her 'uman rites as been breached innit ?

I love asking my tenants this when they cite it. ( I work in housing incidentally and am not a slum landlord !!)

[Adenauer]

HTP99 said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/Sc...

Vile.

[HTP99]

dfen5 said:

Purchasing a vehicle and asking for £50 back for luck. Unbelievable.

That's not Council, that is "traveller"!

[soad]

505diff said:

Sounding one's horn as a greeting or farewell

Has been mentioned (probably a few times).

[Stickyfinger]

Totally council


and just as bad

Edited by Stickyfinger on Monday 7th September 18:42

[RammyMP]

bobtail4x4 said:

theaxe said:

Not sure if this qualifies or if it's just me...

Booking a restaurant, or placing an order under your first name, rather than your surname.

I have a long surname, most shall we say "non locals" struggle, they can manage my first name.

bks! I do that as I have an obscure surname. The more I read this thread the more I qualify for being council.

Just off to get in the hot tub in the front garden...

[LordJammy]

HTP99 said:

dfen5 said:

Purchasing a vehicle and asking for £50 back for luck. Unbelievable.

That's not Council, that is "traveller"!

A Traveller purchasing anything? Get real man.

[northwest monkey]

Stickyfinger said:

Totally council

Edited by Stickyfinger on Monday 7th September 18:42

Am I missing something here?

[northwest monkey]

505diff said:

Sounding one's horn as a greeting or farewell

My mother in law has some neighbours that are right lazy bds so whenever I go to her house I beep my horn just to annoy them.

[RobinBanks]

austinsmirk said:

yes a good call. I noticed that report.

I wonder which article of her 'uman rites as been breached innit ?

I love asking my tenants this when they cite it. ( I work in housing incidentally and am not a slum landlord !!)

I'm trying to work that out.

I'm guessing that she's not that knowledgeable on what constitutes 'human rights' or 'a reasonable way to exist in society'.

[Don1]

I know 'Asda' has been done, but how about 'shoplifting'? And then putting the pair together.... http://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/shoplifter_avoids_ja...

[motco]

RammyMP said:

bobtail4x4 said:

theaxe said:

Not sure if this qualifies or if it's just me...

Booking a restaurant, or placing an order under your first name, rather than your surname.

I have a long surname, most shall we say "non locals" struggle, they can manage my first name.

bks! I do that as I have an obscure surname. The more I read this thread the more I qualify for being council.

Just off to get in the hot tub in the front garden...

Leaving my surname on the 'phone when ordering a Chinese can sometimes be frustrating because it has two letters 'l' in it and no matter whether I say 'double l' or 'l l', it always causes probrems...

[Trailhead]

Wall art



Hands down pants in public

[Stickyfinger]

Trailhead said:

Hands down pants in public

Tats and singlet, worse ?

[Cliftonite]

[RicksAlfas]

Trailhead said:

Wall art

Taylor.