a bit council

[schmunk]

Howard- said:

Trailhead said:

Wall art

Is that the time at which he forgot to pull out, or when the resulting crotch-fruit evacuated from betwixt her legs do we reckon?

Time of death.

[dannyDC2]

HOGEPH said:

All in one visit, (and yes I know I was there, so that makes me council).

Macdonalds, check.

Waiting 10 minutes in drive through when it would be quicker to park up and go inside, check.

Having been through the drive through, parking up in the car park to eat the meal, large fries, diet coke in your car, check.

Depositing rubbish on floor, check.

I was going to say, it's not council because you spelt it wrong. I'm not so sure though. You've spelt it as you say it, very council.

Littering there is no excuse for wherever you are, super council.

[rehab71]

Buying anything from Brighthouse

[dannyDC2]

Some girl on my Facebook is asking for a website to "watch all the new films on".

The comments are full of websites that with a click, you get redirected to spyware or similar. Do'h.

[dudleybloke]

rehab71 said:

Buying anything from Brighthouse

Getting a £500 TV on a 5 year £2500 finance deal from Brighthouse then selling it unopened at CashConverters for £250 cash.

[Stickyfinger]

dudleybloke said:

Getting a £500 TV on a 5 year £2500 finance deal from Brighthouse then selling it unopened at CashConverters for £250 cash.

Must get a Track Suit and go shopping in Cash Converters...bargain

[schmunk]

Stickyfinger said:

dudleybloke said:

Getting a £500 TV on a 5 year £2500 finance deal from Brighthouse then selling it unopened at CashConverters for £250 cash.

Must get a Track Suit and go shopping in Cash Converters...bargain

Cash Converters will sell it as used for £600.

[motco]

See what happens when one allows one's staff to borrow the motor...

[FreeLitres]

motco said:

See what happens when one allows one's staff to borrow the motor...

V6 kicked in, YO!

[DoctorX]

schmunk said:

Howard- said:

Trailhead said:

Wall art

Is that the time at which he forgot to pull out, or when the resulting crotch-fruit evacuated from betwixt her legs do we reckon?

Time of death.

Why give up on the capitalisation for the bottom row? That would drive me nuts.

(Not that something like that would ever appear on my wall)

[Andyjc86]

DoctorX said:

schmunk said:

Howard- said:

Trailhead said:

Wall art

Is that the time at which he forgot to pull out, or when the resulting crotch-fruit evacuated from betwixt her legs do we reckon?

Time of death.

Why give up on the capitalisation for the bottom row? That would drive me nuts.

(Not that something like that would ever appear on my wall)

Jesus Christ, my wife mentioned getting 3 of these last week. I'll knock the intended wall down if I have too!!

[Condi]

dannyDC2 said:

Some girl on my Facebook is asking for a website to "watch all the new films on".

The comments are full of websites that with a click, you get redirected to spyware or similar. Do'h.

Is that council? There are loads of places to watch films, admittedly she should have googled it, but not that daft.









Saves me thousands on DVDs!

[northwest monkey]

Condi said:

Is that council? There are loads of places to watch films, admittedly she should have googled it, but not that daft.









Saves me thousands on DVDs!

Er, just in case I meet anyone council, where should I suggest?

A PM would be probably safer than posting it on here - I don't want anyone non-council to see it & be tempted you see...

[Adenauer]

Andyjc86 said:

DoctorX said:

schmunk said:

Howard- said:

Trailhead said:

Wall art

Is that the time at which he forgot to pull out, or when the resulting crotch-fruit evacuated from betwixt her legs do we reckon?

Time of death.

Why give up on the capitalisation for the bottom row? That would drive me nuts.

(Not that something like that would ever appear on my wall)

Jesus Christ, my wife mentioned getting 3 of these last week. I'll knock the intended wall down if I have too!!

Be cheaper and more sensible to kill the wife, surely?

[schmunk]

Adenauer said:

Be cheaper and more sensible to kill the wife, surely?

Which you could commemorate with some delightfully tasteful wall art...

[V8mate]

schmunk said:

Adenauer said:

Be cheaper and more sensible to kill the wife, surely?

Which you could commemorate with some delightfully tasteful wall art...

Aim the bullet right and she could *be* the wall art.

[bobtail4x4]

and then carry on claiming her benifits? very council.

[Stickyfinger]

crap......coffee on the keyboard....

[jamiebae]

A hot tub in the garage?

[williamp]

motco said:

See what happens when one allows one's staff to borrow the motor...

Old x type, sainsburys local AND healh lottery. Triple council whammy