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CorbynFTW

12,230 posts

194 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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Number 5 said:
soad said:
Tickle said:
Expecting another win? rofl
laugh


Give it 3-5 years (maximum) and he'll be selling his story to The Daily Mail of how went from rags to riches to rags again
Yup. Looks like someone decided not to take the 'financial advice' option.

I bet the fountain designer bent him over and went in dry.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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It's no good being rich though if yr still a fatty.

I love his sports room.

With "professional dart board"

Ie any bloody dartboard nailed to the wall.

smileymikey

1,446 posts

226 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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1.8 million is big enough to make life very nice indeed......and small enough to hide the fact you have won the lottery. I really wouldnt be rubbing the fact in peoples faces and going for publicity and a fk off cheque on the wall.

Bullett

10,880 posts

184 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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I think a £1.8m win for someone on minimum wage or even average salary would be quite hard to hide. Suddenly moving to a bigger house, flash cars, exotic holidays and stupid fountains. Unless they do what they get criticised for in the "it won't change me" and stay living in their 3 bed semi with a 5 year old Mondeo on the drive and keep working (but with a million quid in the bank).

No one on PH would have course have this problem all living in mansions already so just clearing the mortgage and a slightly better holiday and better schools for the kids will take care of the money.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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500k on a house, would get a nice 4 bed with decent garden and maybe a pool near me. A 5 year old 911 and a newish diesel Range/Cayenne for more robust duties, and keep working would be my plan. But then I consider 5k to be a lot of money and feel quite happy when I've got that in the current account so I'm hardly a normal PHer.


smileymikey

1,446 posts

226 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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500k house 600k on three rental properties I keep quiet about. A used 535d tourer and a BMW I3 for the wife then V8 F-type in the garage for Sunday mornings. Tell the neighbours I'm a plumber wink

lowdrag

12,879 posts

213 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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When in business 35 years ago I was introduced by a solicitor to a young man of 18 who came from what can only be described as the worst post code in Leicester, a place where credit was instantly refused and one could buy any VHS recorder or TV one wanted in the local pub. Or tell them what you wanted and it would magically appear. He worked in a sawmill and a fork lift reversed and took his leg off. Try as I might to help him by investing at least some of the money he was broke by the age of 22. Literally legless and not a pot to p*ss in. I found it so sad that he just let his new-found friends help him "invest" it better than I had done. And in the day when a detached house cost £7,000, it was truly a life-changing sum.

Edited by lowdrag on Saturday 19th September 18:55

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Saturday 19th September 2015
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lowdrag said:
it was truly a life-changing sum.
That is "Five Bellies" Investments/LifeStyle Inc......they did good for Gazza

Number 5

2,748 posts

195 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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smileymikey said:
500k house 600k on three rental properties I keep quiet about. A used 535d tourer and a BMW I3 for the wife then V8 F-type in the garage for Sunday mornings. Tell the neighbours I'm a plumber wink
How has this turned into a "when I win the lottery thread"?

You are never going to win the lottery!




Edited by Number 5 on Sunday 20th September 07:40

Patch1875

4,894 posts

132 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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Number 5 said:
How has this turned into a "when I win the lottery thread"?

You are never going to win the lottery!




Edited by Number 5 on Sunday 20th September 07:40
Surely talking about what you would do if you won the lottery is council?

Number 5

2,748 posts

195 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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Patch1875 said:
Number 5 said:
How has this turned into a "when I win the lottery thread"?

You are never going to win the lottery!




Edited by Number 5 on Sunday 20th September 07:40
Surely talking about what you would do if you won the lottery is council?
Totally agree

bencollins

3,497 posts

205 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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Howard- said:
resulting crotch-fruit evacuated from betwixt her legs
lol

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

164 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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Yankee Candles.

+ buying said candles because someone special is coming round (drug dealer, rehab worker etc) then selling them on after you've used it.

BrabusMog

20,141 posts

186 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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MajorProblem said:
Yankee Candles.

+ buying said candles because someone special is coming round (drug dealer, rehab worker etc) then selling them on after you've used it.
Are they council??! My missus spends a small fortune on them, I wouldn't pay the money myself but they do make the place smell nice. Especially the little cookie sized ones you melt into a liquid, they can really make the whole room smell classy.

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

164 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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On my local Facebook caaaaarncil selling page Yankee candles are easily in the top five items, along with sub £200 Vauxhall Zafiras, hacked Sky boxes, stolen iPhones and pitbull terriers.

TedMaul

2,092 posts

213 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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Bullett said:
I think a £1.8m win for someone on minimum wage or even average salary would be quite hard to hide. Suddenly moving to a bigger house, flash cars, exotic holidays and stupid fountains. Unless they do what they get criticised for in the "it won't change me" and stay living in their 3 bed semi with a 5 year old Mondeo on the drive and keep working (but with a million quid in the bank).

No one on PH would have course have this problem all living in mansions already so just clearing the mortgage and a slightly better holiday and better schools for the kids will take care of the money.
I worked out I'd need about 2.2m in the bank to sustain my current lifestyle without actually having to work. I would fake early retirement and be perfectly content without changing anything tbh. Apart from a track day car as a retirement present. Would find a method of helping out those I know in most need, it can't be that hard I wouldn't have thought.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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BrabusMog said:
MajorProblem said:
Yankee Candles.

+ buying said candles because someone special is coming round (drug dealer, rehab worker etc) then selling them on after you've used it.
Are they council??! My missus spends a small fortune on them, I wouldn't pay the money myself but they do make the place smell nice. Especially the little cookie sized ones you melt into a liquid, they can really make the whole room smell classy.
We run a ift shop and sell plenty of candles, but not Yankee. They are definitely the council of candles. If a customer asks for them we send the to the 'seaside' type gift shop down the road.

BrabusMog

20,141 posts

186 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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WD39 said:
BrabusMog said:
MajorProblem said:
Yankee Candles.

+ buying said candles because someone special is coming round (drug dealer, rehab worker etc) then selling them on after you've used it.
Are they council??! My missus spends a small fortune on them, I wouldn't pay the money myself but they do make the place smell nice. Especially the little cookie sized ones you melt into a liquid, they can really make the whole room smell classy.
We run a ift shop and sell plenty of candles, but not Yankee. They are definitely the council of candles. If a customer asks for them we send the to the 'seaside' type gift shop down the road.
I'll have to let her know! Just to clarify, are we saying 20gbp on a candle is council?!

gazchap

1,523 posts

183 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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MajorProblem said:
On my local Facebook caaaaarncil selling page Yankee candles are easily in the top five items, along with sub £200 Vauxhall Zafiras, hacked Sky boxes, stolen iPhones and pitbull terriers.
Don't forget "50gs of baccy"

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 20th September 2015
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BrabusMog said:
WD39 said:
BrabusMog said:
MajorProblem said:
Yankee Candles.

+ buying said candles because someone special is coming round (drug dealer, rehab worker etc) then selling them on after you've used it.
Are they council??! My missus spends a small fortune on them, I wouldn't pay the money myself but they do make the place smell nice. Especially the little cookie sized ones you melt into a liquid, they can really make the whole room smell classy.
We run a ift shop and sell plenty of candles, but not Yankee. They are definitely the council of candles. If a customer asks for them we send the to the 'seaside' type gift shop down the road.
I'll have to let her know! Just to clarify, are we saying 20gbp on a candle is council?!
It is BECAUSE they are expensive that they are classed as council.

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