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OpulentBob said:
When in the UK I regularly do a pub quiz in (well, just outside) Cambridge. I take pride, I THRIVE, in the fact I get the footy/sports/TV rounds correct, and leave the dons and the bright sparks floundering when there is normally only a single classics round for them to nail.
I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.
My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.
I think we're quite similar, Robert. I enjoy my beer in cans and my clothes to be casual. Getting my first tattoo done next week at the same time as the missus who already has several. I also just belched and shouted, quite loudly, "get out," as I did so. It's a wonderful life. I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.
My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.
OpulentBob said:
When in the UK I regularly do a pub quiz in (well, just outside) Cambridge. I take pride, I THRIVE, in the fact I get the footy/sports/TV rounds correct, and leave the dons and the bright sparks floundering when there is normally only a single classics round for them to nail.
I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.
My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.
Splendid effort Sir. I hope you also chuckle when you let a good fart out.I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.
My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.
What's not to laugh at right?
castex said:
popeyewhite said:
redrabbit said:
I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.
Misuse of single quotation marks - council.Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.
Vizsla said:
superkartracer said:
Vizsla said:
popeyewhite said:
Vizsla said:
Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council
Bugger.BrabusMog said:
Vizsla said:
superkartracer said:
Vizsla said:
popeyewhite said:
Vizsla said:
Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council
Bugger.redrabbit said:
castex said:
popeyewhite said:
redrabbit said:
I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.
Misuse of single quotation marks - council.Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.
"Confusion"? - very council.
popeyewhite said:
redrabbit said:
castex said:
popeyewhite said:
redrabbit said:
I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.
Misuse of single quotation marks - council.Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.
Rick_1138 said:
OpulentBob said:
I wouldn't be able to understand 2 words up there - it'd be like Naked Video meets Brookie...
Unless we are angry or quite drunk, in which case she goes quite northern and i go the full doric.
redrabbit said:
Yes, I'll go with that. In which case I apologise to Wildcat for my initial accusation, which I now accept has no basis in fact.
Not knowing the difference implies I am a bit council. Apologising (which would be anathema to council folk) hopefully wipes my slate clean.
Anyway, I'm off to get a £7 haircut...
As I are now council an apology is not enough. I am naturally disgusted - as the council often are - and am after compo (Not the late cast member of the long-running BBC Television series "Last of the Summer Wine" but cold hard cash.)Not knowing the difference implies I am a bit council. Apologising (which would be anathema to council folk) hopefully wipes my slate clean.
Anyway, I'm off to get a £7 haircut...
Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...
Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...
Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.
PurpleTurtle said:
Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...
Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.
We are so fked in this country ...HOW can we stop them breading ? or can we use them for food in some way ?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...
Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.
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