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CTO

2,653 posts

211 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Stickyfinger said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...

Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.

rolleyes
We are so fked in this country ...HOW can we stop them breading ? or can we use them for food in some way ?
Like bread? wink

Bullett

10,894 posts

185 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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PurpleTurtle said:
Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...

Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.

rolleyes
But look at the step daughters, hard to resist two stunners like them.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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There's a fair bit of inbreeding going on there somewhere, looking at those... women?

Anyone brave enough to watch the video to have a stab at where they are from? I'm thinking Hull/Yorkshire, or maybe Wales.


Dog Star

16,164 posts

169 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Speed humps!

Very council indeed - almost always found on council estates or culturally enriched ghettoized areas, doubtless because the feckless council dwellers kids should be allowed to play on the street in safety.

Also found on "exceutive" new build estates, which are only a step up from council anyway.

ukbabz

1,557 posts

127 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Rip off britain on BBC1 daytime..

nicanary

9,820 posts

147 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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I've discovered, through a new counter girl at work who selects our TV viewing, something called ITVBe.

Hour after interminable hour of pap. Endless mind-numbing "Housewives of Jaywick Sands"- style programming. I thought Channels 4 & 5 were bad enough, but this one takes the hobnob.

Crush

15,077 posts

170 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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OpulentBob said:
There's a fair bit of inbreeding going on there somewhere, looking at those... women?

Anyone brave enough to watch the video to have a stab at where they are from? I'm thinking Hull/Yorkshire, or maybe Wales.
I'd guess at Dudley.

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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WD39 said:
El Guapo said:
Saddle bum said:
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Supper - in that order.
You've almost got the hang of it. Supper is an evening meal eaten in. One goes out for dinner, hence the need to dress.
Does that mean that one eats supper......naked.
Tracksuit optional - that's the rule in my squat house.

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

220 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Nosing the Stilton - Mega coucil..............

Adenauer

18,584 posts

237 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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ukbabz said:
Rip off britain on BBC1 daytime..
Anyone who watches daytime television.

dudleybloke

19,916 posts

187 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Crush said:
I'd guess at Dudley.
Cheeky git!

DaveGoddard

1,194 posts

146 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Saddle bum said:
Nosing the Stilton - Mega coucil..............
Is that a euphemism?

PurpleTurtle

7,058 posts

145 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Dog Star said:
Speed humps!

Very council indeed - almost always found on council estates or culturally enriched ghettoized areas, doubtless because the feckless council dwellers kids should be allowed to play on the street in safety.

Also found on "exceutive" new build estates, which are only a step up from council anyway.
I live in a leafy tree-lined and well established (80+yrs) private road with speed humps, the specific objective of them being to slow down rat-running council types (it's ALWAYS council types, with a smattering of Do As I Like Poshos) who are trespassing.

Doesn't really work though, they still drive their stmobiles down the road at high speed, generally pretending they are Berkshire's answer to The Dukes of Hazard, getting air over them.

We do however have a single vehicle pinch-point, which the residents periodically block off and tell trespassers to fk the fk off. Normal people who are just chancing it take the hit, turn round and do as they should. Council types always give it verbals.


shakotan

10,721 posts

197 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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DaveGoddard said:
Saddle bum said:
Nosing the Stilton - Mega coucil..............
Is that a euphemism?
Not knowing what 'nosing the Stilton' is - council wink

bristolracer

5,553 posts

150 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Dog Star said:
Speed humps!

Very council indeed - almost always found on council estates or culturally enriched ghettoized areas, doubtless because the feckless council dwellers kids should be allowed to play on the street in safety.
Nope they were installed in order to slow joyriders down in the days when the local yoof would pinch a cavalier or astra and go out and bait the police to chase them. (See also missing street name signs as the police found it hard to ID what street they were chasing someone down and thus making it harder to direct other units to the area)
Thankfully the immobilizer tech in cars has pretty much stopped this sport,and the humps are a legacy which nowadays fits with council speed policies.

nicanary

9,820 posts

147 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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bristolracer said:
Dog Star said:
Speed humps!

Very council indeed - almost always found on council estates or culturally enriched ghettoized areas, doubtless because the feckless council dwellers kids should be allowed to play on the street in safety.
Nope they were installed in order to slow joyriders down in the days when the local yoof would pinch a cavalier or astra and go out and bait the police to chase them. (See also missing street name signs as the police found it hard to ID what street they were chasing someone down and thus making it harder to direct other units to the area)
Thankfully the immobilizer tech in cars has pretty much stopped this sport,and the humps are a legacy which nowadays fits with council speed policies.
Think of the children.......

(I've never understood why police forces don't post officers to their local town where their knowledge would come in useful. Patrolling cars in my home town never know the name of any of the streets. Nor the local trouble-makers, they seem to rely on computer information. Waste of resources.)

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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nicanary said:
Think of the children.......

(I've never understood why police forces don't post officers to their local town where their knowledge would come in useful. Patrolling cars in my home town never know the name of any of the streets. Nor the local trouble-makers, they seem to rely on computer information. Waste of resources.)
Because when you've nicked some local scallywag, you don't really want them knowing where you live so that they can threaten your family.

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

213 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Bullett said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...

Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.

rolleyes
But look at the step daughters, hard to resist two stunners like them.
Reminded me of the Wrong Turn films.


Smithers Jones

104 posts

187 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Football accumulator bets.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Wednesday 7th October 2015
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Crush said:
OpulentBob said:
There's a fair bit of inbreeding going on there somewhere, looking at those... women?

Anyone brave enough to watch the video to have a stab at where they are from? I'm thinking Hull/Yorkshire, or maybe Wales.
I'd guess at Dudley.
None of you were right - Liverpool was the answer. The entire family seem to pop up on lots of the "Benefit" programs - the mother is a real piece of class. She wouldn't even qualify as councillaugh
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