a bit council

[austinsmirk]

currently dealing with a family whose children are called:

Brabdon, Cameron (not too bad) and Logan Cole. Those children have no future.

other gems recently have been Jaxon, Barclay and Bayleigh.

[Axionknight]

Is Logan Cole one name? Because I know a family who have two children, Cole and Logan - awful names, awful family too.

[Zoon]

austinsmirk said:

currently dealing with a family whose children are called:

Brabdon, Cameron (not too bad) and Logan Cole. Those children have no future.

other gems recently have been Jaxon, Barclay and Bayleigh.

Not heard of Brabdon before, but Cameron is a traditional Scottish name, not a deal wrong with it.

[opieoilman]

My wife was getting her hair done the other day and the hairdresser has recently has a kid, called Jaxx. I'm not sure if it's a boy or girl, or if the name is referring to Basement or perhaps Sons of Anarchy (not sure on the spelling for that one). I would have had to ask her.

[soad]

opieoilman said:

My wife was getting her hair done the other day and the hairdresser has recently has a kid, called Jaxx. I'm not sure if it's a boy or girl, or if the name is referring to Basement or perhaps Sons of Anarchy (not sure on the spelling for that one). I would have had to ask her.

Jackson Nathaniel "Jax" Teller.

[Spiffing]

I heard a woman screaming "Coolio" in the park, turned around to look for the unfortunate pooch, instead I saw a boy around 5 year old getting an earful for feeding the ducks his, rather horrid looking sandwich.
Poor mite.

[opieoilman]

soad said:

Jackson Nathaniel "Jax" Teller.

Thanks, but could still be SoA based, just incorrect spelling.

[The Mad Monk]

Rick_1138 said:

my darling Fiancée coming from Posh Liverpool

I am awfully afraid to say this, but hey! Be brave.

Posh Liverpool is the worst Council oxymoron I have ever heard!

[Jon321]

DaveGoddard said:

Saddle bum said:

Nosing the Stilton - Mega coucil..............

Is that a euphemism?

Ah yes, one should never nose ones Stilton.

http://www.pistonheads.com/Gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[csd19]

austinsmirk said:

currently dealing with a family whose children are called:

Brabdon,

Sure that wasn't a typo by the nurse in the hospital, aiming for Brandon and missed the key?

[superkartracer]

Watching ( people viewing ) the BBC documentary about Wayne Rooney - council st-house bag .

Edited by superkartracer on Thursday 8th October 07:37

[CharlesdeGaulle]

I watched that programme on Rooney and thought he came out of it rather well. Proper working-class-lad-done-good. Quite different from Council.

[gus607]

Surely this is council ?

[FreeLitres]

gus607 said:

Some classic MaccaD's motors there...

[L555BAT]

superkartracer said:

Watching a BBC documentary about Wayne Rooney - council st-house bag .

Saw pictures on this dick wearing a nice suit the other day, the niceness of the suit just highlighted how rough and council he himself is.

[wildcat45]

FreeLitres said:

Some classic MaccaD's motors there...

Absolutely. It's almost like a film set. The cars are too "perfect" like they were parked there to make the counciality of the shot perfect. The body knitted Escort (Is it a factory fit I can't tell). And the aftermarket wheels on the Corse, perfect details along with the Pug - probably been a taxi ahead of the scooter.

An image to treasure.

[Matt_N]

Spiffing said:

I heard a woman screaming "Coolio" in the park, turned around to look for the unfortunate pooch, instead I saw a boy around 5 year old getting an earful for feeding the ducks his, rather horrid looking sandwich.
Poor mite.

Words fail me, Coolio?

You'd like to hope the registrar would just refuse to complete the birth certificate when presented with such ridiculous names.

[northwest monkey]

Matt_N said:

Spiffing said:

I heard a woman screaming "Coolio" in the park, turned around to look for the unfortunate pooch, instead I saw a boy around 5 year old getting an earful for feeding the ducks his, rather horrid looking sandwich.
Poor mite.

Words fail me, Coolio?

You'd like to hope the registrar would just refuse to complete the birth certificate when presented with such ridiculous names.

They do in New Zealand...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australi...

[M400 NBL]

Moaning about paying for a 5p bag....whilst smoking three quarters of a 40p cigarette....and then throwing the rest (2 bags worth) on the floor.

[jamiebae]

northwest monkey said:

Matt_N said:

Spiffing said:

I heard a woman screaming "Coolio" in the park, turned around to look for the unfortunate pooch, instead I saw a boy around 5 year old getting an earful for feeding the ducks his, rather horrid looking sandwich.
Poor mite.

Words fail me, Coolio?

You'd like to hope the registrar would just refuse to complete the birth certificate when presented with such ridiculous names.

They do in New Zealand...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australi...

They do in Iceland too, the name has to be in the book of approved ones or you can't use it.

A family member used to work in the legal team of the child protection department at the local council, it was unusual for them to draft a letter about a child with a 'normal' name. I think there was one family with seven kids, and each one had a ridiculous first name beginning with K.