a bit council

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Old BMW 3 series or Vauxhall (any model) or Skoda (any model).
Massive TV made by 'Baird'.
Tatoo's.
Double'ard Dog.
More than on Cat (mad cat woman).
Facebook surveys that suggest they're very intelligent (IQ test) or the worlds best Mum, but reality tells otherwise.
Asking Facebook when their kids school holiday finishes or any other school related thing that a responsible parent should know.
Facebook updates detailing their latest illness (caused by many late nights and drinking/smoking excessively).

(yes, I have just described a rough council type woman I know).

[ClaphamGT3]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I would have paid well into four figures to have seen that!

[ClaphamGT3]

NomduJour said:

Knife like a pen - aarggh ...

I for one am extremely grateful for this habit - in my dating years, the "does she hold her knife like a pen" test was an infallible first date metric as to whether it was worth expending any emotional capital on the girl in question or whether she was just a roll in the hay

[JimmyConwayNW]

Eating tea sat outside on the pavement in summer.

[marmitemania]

All of these.

[Some Gump]

Truck loads of st in the garden. Most of which is long abandoned / outgrown / neglected.

[Uncle John]

Just generally looking dirty, you know, greasy hair, big bags under the eyes, grubby Mckenzie tracky b's, bit of bum fluff on the chin, and that's just the woman.

[g3org3y]

When questioned regarding occupation the answer is "full time mum".

[Leptons]

g3org3y said:

When questioned regarding occupation the answer is "full time mum".

I raise you;

I know of a couple that both had occupation on face set as "Full Time Mummy/Daddy".

Somehow managing to Run an Impreza. And they've got a massive Telly. And they had a staffy.

fk me it's nearly a full house!

[jogger1976]

[valiant]

Wears 'Everlast' clothing (or whatever is cheapest from Sports Direct)

Owns a Polaroid television or whatever brand was available from Asda's Black Friday deals and haven't yet managed to offload on eBay.

Mattress placed strategically against front wall with stains of various hues.

Kids called after actors or favourite tv characters like Kneanu, Keifer or Chardonnay.

Being able to smoke, eat a BigMac and update Facebook all at the same time.

Knows a bloke who can get cheap unspecified meat, no questions asked.

Thinks drinking Stella from a glass is classy.

[marmitemania]

Look up Harry and Paul Chavs 'Shut it' on youtube. Its funny and encapsulates this thread perfectly.

[daddy cool]

austinsmirk said:

No carpets in yr house
Naming yr children ridiculous names

Thinking "txtspk" is an acceptable method of written communication in 2015.

[simoid]

The apostrophe misuse on this thread is too damn high council!

[three five five]

austinsmirk said:

I've worked in social housing.

Old shabby 4 x 4's
Endless random tattoos.
Tracksuits or sports clothing when not actually doing anything sporting
Massive tv's
Horrible dogs
No carpets in yr house
Naming yr children ridiculous names
A different father for every child
White cars.

Close the thread. Its done

Wetherspoons is your local - seems to be missing from the list.

[otolith]

[three five five]

austinsmirk said:

I've worked in social housing.

Old shabby 4 x 4's
Endless random tattoos.
Tracksuits or sports clothing when not actually doing anything sporting
Massive tv's
Horrible dogs
No carpets in yr house
Naming yr children ridiculous names
A different father for every child
White cars.

Close the thread. Its done

Wetherspoons is your local - seems to be missing from the list.

[Rawwr]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I've never fed my penis a burger.

[DSLiverpool]

Wheels bins with war & peace on them in white gloss generally in odd sized misspaced lettering saying who owns them - it's generally not the house they are outside.

Shuffling to "the shop" in pajamas and house coat ciggy in hand, other arm folded across body under tits.

Grocery vans parked up selling "stuff"

[Mobile Chicane]

Road2Ruin said:

What things or items nowadays are starting to look 'a bit council'? Now before anyone jumps on me for being derogatory to council house tenants, I was raised in one.

The reason I raise this is I see a lot of people with overtly sized televisions in disproportionately small houses. So when I hear people saying "I need a 65"-70" tv" I immediately think 'council'.

Also bmws with poor after market mods....

Any more I am missing. ..just in case I am a bit ' council' myself.

'A bit cahncil': those who (for whatever reason) feel a sense of superiority toward those who live in Local Authority housing.

Around here, it's quite the hot ticket.

Belted Earls are queueing up for subsidised accommodation. So much cheaper than running The Estate.