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northwest monkey said:
schmunk said:
marmitemania said:
I think I may have suggested this earlier on in this thread, but in my opinion Harry Potter is council.
It got me thinking though.. Seeing a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movie before having read the book. That's council.
hman said:
Living in a 3 bed house, in a very ordinary estate in a market town with a high voltage pylon in the back garden
All the while driving a (company leased) white merc bluetec estate (white for extra cahncil points for not being discrete) and asking people "what do you drive", then answering their reply with "well that's mine over there" before walking off without realising that everyone within earshot (I counted 6) just cringed and tried to not to laugh too hard at the white merc drivers pathetic attempt at one upmanship.
Serious cahncil house aspirations - a leased white e-class company car.
No mate that isn't council. Not even close. The bloke sounds like an irritating cock, but he's not council. Aspirations. If council have aspirations it's not to become middle class. That's what this guy appears to be aiming for in a crack handed clumsy manner.All the while driving a (company leased) white merc bluetec estate (white for extra cahncil points for not being discrete) and asking people "what do you drive", then answering their reply with "well that's mine over there" before walking off without realising that everyone within earshot (I counted 6) just cringed and tried to not to laugh too hard at the white merc drivers pathetic attempt at one upmanship.
Serious cahncil house aspirations - a leased white e-class company car.
hman said:
Living in a 3 bed house, in a very ordinary estate in a market town with a high voltage pylon in the back garden
All the while driving a (company leased) white merc bluetec estate (white for extra cahncil points for not being discrete) and asking people "what do you drive", then answering their reply with "well that's mine over there" before walking off without realising that everyone within earshot (I counted 6) just cringed and tried to not to laugh too hard at the white merc drivers pathetic attempt at one upmanship.
Serious cahncil house aspirations - a leased white e-class company car.
For a while I delivered medical supplies to housebound patients, in Bradford a council house had 2x 30k worth of Mercedes parked on the drive , both white All the while driving a (company leased) white merc bluetec estate (white for extra cahncil points for not being discrete) and asking people "what do you drive", then answering their reply with "well that's mine over there" before walking off without realising that everyone within earshot (I counted 6) just cringed and tried to not to laugh too hard at the white merc drivers pathetic attempt at one upmanship.
Serious cahncil house aspirations - a leased white e-class company car.
rehab71 said:
Whenever some chav/skank type comes in to any money on tv (not big money, say between £5-10k) they always have a 'dream' of taking the family away on holiday and it's ALWAYS fking Disneyland in Florida! Normally some grandparent who's sub 50.
Disneyland is in CaliforniaDisneyworld is in Florida
Jimmy Recard said:
straight dad said:
I'm thinking that this is more 'student at crap university' than 'council'rehab71 said:
Whenever some chav/skank type comes in to any money on tv (not big money, say between £5-10k) they always have a 'dream' of taking the family away on holiday and it's ALWAYS fking Disneyland in Florida! Normally some grandparent who's sub 50.
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