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Ganglandboss said:
I've just seen this on Facef••k, on a First Buses parody page:
First Buses page said:
First Buses are delighted to announce that we will be banning all prams and buggies on our services, effective as of 8:00am on Sunday, 1st November 2015. The ban will be in effect nationwide owing to an increasing number of complaints from honest, hardworking passengers.
Those of you who called for this measure to take effect can rejoice as of the first day of this coming month as you will no longer have to endure the stench of giro-grabbing Facebook mums who are eroding the values in our society by plaguing public services with their Tigger pyjama bottoms and Ugg boots whilst wailing nasally at their spaghetti hoop-wearing, feral little scrotes "DECLAN! GIT f
kIN' DOON FAE THERE! THERE'S THE MAN COMING TO GET YE!"
We are a public transport provider, not a bunch of disciplinarian nannies for your scabby offspring just because you decided to let some G-Star wearing weapon blow his beans up your muff outside The Garage on a Saturday night.
There are other options available to those affected; fk off and use Stagecoach or work off some of that orange peel around your arsecracks by walking to Iceland to stock up on turkey dinosaurs and quid pizzas.
We trust that this is the end of the matter and any further protestations will be promptly filed in the trash. Fare payers have suffered too long at your expense and it's time we prioritised thes who make us money instead of scheme goblins who are essentially Jeremy Kyle fodder.
Your co-operation is greatly appreciated in this matter.
Thanks,
The First Buses Team.
Those of you who called for this measure to take effect can rejoice as of the first day of this coming month as you will no longer have to endure the stench of giro-grabbing Facebook mums who are eroding the values in our society by plaguing public services with their Tigger pyjama bottoms and Ugg boots whilst wailing nasally at their spaghetti hoop-wearing, feral little scrotes "DECLAN! GIT f
kIN' DOON FAE THERE! THERE'S THE MAN COMING TO GET YE!" We are a public transport provider, not a bunch of disciplinarian nannies for your scabby offspring just because you decided to let some G-Star wearing weapon blow his beans up your muff outside The Garage on a Saturday night.
There are other options available to those affected; f
k off and use Stagecoach or work off some of that orange peel around your arsecracks by walking to Iceland to stock up on turkey dinosaurs and quid pizzas. We trust that this is the end of the matter and any further protestations will be promptly filed in the trash. Fare payers have suffered too long at your expense and it's time we prioritised the
s who make us money instead of scheme goblins who are essentially Jeremy Kyle fodder. Your co-operation is greatly appreciated in this matter.
Thanks,
The First Buses Team.
mywifeshusband said:
I went to Greggs for a sandwich yesterday (which is be definition Council) and spotted you can buy a "Greggs Gift Card".
I was informed by my boss that a "£1 Bakery" shop exists and their products are even worse than any others.
I did the same, you can get Red Bull in the £3 meal deal, winner. I was informed by my boss that a "£1 Bakery" shop exists and their products are even worse than any others.
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news...
- Ugly mother - check
- Council name for baby - check
- Some mawkish ste rejected by Hallmark for being too sugary stencilled on the wall - check
- Frivolous claim of discrimination - check
Ganglandboss said:
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news...
Man the harpoons- Ugly mother - check
- Council name for baby - check
- Some mawkish ste rejected by Hallmark for being too sugary stencilled on the wall - check
- Frivolous claim of discrimination - check
ok, well as some of you may or may not know from my previous posts on this thread, I work in social housing.
I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
Watching Jeremy Kyle at the mo (makes me feel better about my life; lol) anyway almost every advert is for a high interest catalogue, high interest short term loan, no win no fee lawyers and to top it off; it is sponsored by Foxy Bingo; says alot about the sort of person who watches this stuff.
austinsmirk said:
ok, well as some of you may or may not know from my previous posts on this thread, I work in social housing.
I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
Don't forget the santa and sleigh on the roof and, oh yeah, leaving them in place until easter, (or permanently.)I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
Ganglandboss said:
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news...
Good boozer, The Crown, - Ugly mother - check
- Council name for baby - check
- Some mawkish ste rejected by Hallmark for being too sugary stencilled on the wall - check
- Frivolous claim of discrimination - check
austinsmirk said:
ok, well as some of you may or may not know from my previous posts on this thread, I work in social housing.
I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
Not being able to write "your" in full in any post. I am also a self appointed judge of what is/isn't council !
e.g Vauxhall cars, all council
anyway, whilst on a lovely estate today, I would like to nominate "Christmas House lights".
That's right, putting them up, all over the outside of yr house on the 15th October.
If of course you were doing this to randomly collect for some unheard of charity, this would make it uber - council.
But this act is full belt and braces "council".
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